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Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:47 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:Why did the headless baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

*chuckle*

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:34 pm**

What is red and goes 50 mph...

Dead baby in a blender

What is black and goes 50 mph..

Same baby a week later.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:27 pm**

what is white black and red all over?

A skunk in a meat grinder.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:32 pm**

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.... Micheal jackson had sex with little boys.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:35 pm**

sportsdd2 wrote:Dead baby jokes I would say aren't the least bit funny, they are disgusting and not funny. Same with any other racial jokes, who ever has said them is a jackass.

That is my 2 sence on things.

U doughnt maak cents ded baabees kould bea enee raase.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:08 pm**

qeee1 wrote:What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.... Micheal jackson had sex with little boys.

now that is funny :lol:

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:21 pm**

why did michael jackson go to k mart..

He heard little boys pants were half off.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:46 pm**

A guy walks into a bar and sees a few 20's in a jar. He asks the bar tender..

guy "What are all these $20's for??"

BT " its a contest you want to join?"

guy " no thanx" (puts 20 in jar just for shits)( walks a way and has 3 beers)

guy walks back and asks "what do u have to do in the contest?"

BT " well u have to knock out that 365 lb guy over there in one punch"

guy " i dont think i can do that"

BT "the sencond thing is there is a rotweiller out back w/ a tooth ache. Can u take care of that?"

Guy " no i cant do that"

BT "last thing is there is a 80 yr old ladie who has neva been lade."

guy " i will neva do that" ( walks away and has 3 more beers)

Then the guy walks back and goes up to the 365 lb man and punches him out easily. Next he goes out back and all u hear is rawr rawr....the guy comes back in w/ tons of bites and scratch marks on him.. and he says.

guy " so where is the woman w/ a sore tooth??"

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:01 pm**

I don't get it... Where's the dead baby?

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:02 pm**

Lame.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:02 pm**

qeee1 wrote:I don't get it... Where's the dead baby?

You don't want to know.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:06 pm**

there neva shall be one

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:43 pm**

dead baby jokes are the height of our cultural enlightenment, discuss.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:34 pm**

no they are sick and wrong. wats funny about them???

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:51 pm**

Utafar, I forgot to give your mom a tip last night.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:55 pm**

wow you need to be shot

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:06 pm**

Dont take it personally, I'll give her a big tip tonight.

On another note...

How do you find the live baby in the pile of ones?

Stab them all with a pitchfork

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:48 am**

What happens when u see a baby crawling next to some eletrical wires?

Nothing

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:00 am**

where does he die?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:00 am**

What do you call a dead baby

entertainment

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:03 am**

always fresh coffee..Tim Hortons.

DD!

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:28 am**

I dont know fresh hot chocolate is better in my eyes, in the morning.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:16 pm**

in your eyes? hmm... I suppose your tougher than you seem.

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:48 pm**

lol also a daily lemon, i have one every day

yumm

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:35 pm**

Oh please. Real men eat limes.

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