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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:46 pm
by reverend_kyle
johnnyrotten wrote:happysadfun wrote:The Beatles, The Monkees
Wow, you must have rich friends. And friends with magical powers.
the beatles are alive again?
No wonder HSF is in the jesus freaks.
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:14 pm
by s.xkitten
DAZMCFC wrote:s.xkitten wrote:...oooh, and i donated $2000 to charity...
$2000 dollars for charity,from a 19 year old student. F*CK ME SIDEWAYS
most students over here are skint, with big student loans sponging of the state.
it was my great uncles gift....i don't need the money, i have a rich family, and a job...
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:19 pm
by sportsdd2
arent u lucky...yay off to go take my drivers test...
im nervous
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:22 pm
by s.xkitten
gl...and yes, i'm very lucky...which is why i don't keep the money, i give it to people who can use it...
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:20 pm
by sportsdd2
damn it i failed
now i have to wait for a while for just an opening
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:22 pm
by Machiavelli
That sucks, which part got you?
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:12 pm
by sportsdd2
i was so nervous so when i turned left on a green light i forgot about oncommming trafic and had to stop fast because this car came zooming by going straight. or else i would of pass if it wasnt for that one part
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:27 pm
by hefm
hello
hello
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:31 pm
by Machiavelli
sportsdd2 wrote:i was so nervous so when i turned left on a green light i forgot about oncommming trafic and had to stop fast because this car came zooming by going straight. or else i would of pass if it wasnt for that one part
Too bad. Unless I make a mistake because of nerves, the only part that will give me any trouble is the parking
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:51 pm
by sportsdd2
nerves was my only fault...my common sence went away when nerves came
parking....wat kind?
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:24 pm
by qeee1
I'd hate to be rich.
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:07 pm
by sportsdd2
wouldnt we all
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:22 pm
by qeee1
... I'm not a happy person generally.
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:23 pm
by misscrystal
qeee1 wrote:I'd hate to be rich.
If I tried hard, I think I could make it work for me
.
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:51 pm
by strike wolf
Being rich sucks. Your parents always have money but they're too cheap to give any to you.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:07 am
by sportsdd2
lol my rents r just the opposite
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:25 am
by AndyDufresne
Poor, poor week. James Brown passes, and then does Gerald Ford.
--Andy
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:45 am
by sportsdd2
anyone know how to syncranize and MP3 player??
well
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:57 am
by dip
the thing you guys have going against you is that not only are you just taking turns talking rubbish, but there is nothing of interest for anything to talk about and reply. maybe introduce some jokes or a heated discussion...i'll start
Whats pink and red, sits in the corner and gets smaller by the minute...
a baby with a potatoe peeler!
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:04 pm
by johnnyrotten
What's worse than having a maggot in your apple? Half a maggot.
What's worse than having half a maggot in your apple? AIDS.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:10 pm
by johnnyrotten
How do you get a baby out of a tree? Give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata.
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman on a children's playground.
How do you get 10 dead babies into a Tupperware bowl? Use a blender.
How do you get them out? Doritos.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:15 pm
by johnnyrotten
What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? Ten dead babies in a garbage can.
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.
What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid? A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? Make a coffee table.
What's the difference between a barrel of water and a barrel of babies? You can't shovel water with a pitchfork.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:39 pm
by sportsdd2
Dead baby jokes I would say aren't the least bit funny, they are disgusting and not funny. Same with any other racial jokes, who ever has said them is a jackass.
That is my 2 sence on things.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:41 pm
by johnnyrotten
Dead baby jokes are GOD DAMN BRILLIANT. My 1.03 pence or whatever it is.
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:46 pm
by MeDeFe
Why did the headless baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.