Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but we're all out of scones.




I wish I was born in between 1500 and 1897

[strike wolf]

granted but it's on Roanoake and you get wiped out.

[strike wolf]

I wish I could have saved Roanoake.

[SEAsportsfan]

granted, but you die instead



I wish I would have correctly guessed the score to the super bowl and put a bet on that score...

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, but you go to jail for illegal gambling, and your bail is exactly the amount you one.





I wish there were 25 hours in a day.

[strike wolf]

granted but now you always are awake that extra hour until you die from lack of sleep.

I wish I was zombie proofed.

[Martin Ronne]

granted your dead





I wish I had legion of zombies under my comand.

[strike wolf]

granted but I, recently revived and zombie proof, eliminate all of them.

I wish I had an army of loyal werewolves.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but they are all killed by an even bigger army of vampires.

I wish those vampires were loyal to me only

[strike wolf]

Granted but dawn comes and they all turn to ash.

I wish I had my army of werewolves back.

[darth emperor]

Granted but they are old... and they retire


I wish that theusual1 goes from the toxic river till the sea forever

[strike wolf]

Granted but now the hill and the forest shall always belong to me.

I wish that I could finish my story.

[darth emperor]

Granted but you still have 100453643 hours to finish it


I wish i could try jonesthecurl's cuisine fusion

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted, but your allergic to it, and you die in the hospital

i wish for led zeppelin to get back together

[neanderpaul14]

granted but Animal from The Muppet Show plays drums (actually that would be cool)


I wish America would legalize weed

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted, but you must play $412,345,679 per atom

[Martin Ronne]

You wish for nothing, you get nothing.




I wish college weren't so expensive.

[neanderpaul14]

wish granted, but now college is not only free but obtaining a degree from one is now so easy that everyone is accredited in everything leading to mass anarchy and an end to civilization as we know it.


I wish I could predict winning lottery numbers.

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted, but the lottery ends

i wish for a bagel with nothing wrong that i can later eat

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, nothing is wrong with the bagel. You however, are deathly allergic to wheat.






I wish I didn't have so many damn allergies.

[jonesthecurl]

granted bu7t you get mine intead.
I wish I hadn't spent all that money on anti-histamines.

[Martin Ronne]

granted bu7t you get mine intead.
I wish I hadn't spent all that money on anti-histamines.

Actually considering I'm allergic to pretty much everything even my own skin, that would actually be a relief.


Granted, you spent it on pro-histamines.



I wish I was better at playing the Ukelele.

[sailorseal]

Granted but everyone else gets better so you still suck

I wish that the person who posts after me doesn't flame me

[Martin Ronne]

Granted but everyone else gets better so you still suck

I wish that the person who posts after me doesn't flame me

Granted, but it's opposite day you fücking twit!




I wish I had wings (not the band) and could fly.

[neanderpaul14]

granted but like Icarus you fly to close to the sun and your wings melt


I wish I could understand what my cat is saying