Conquer Club

yeah my names actually stephan but i spelled it wrong on the registration

the farms guild is joke but i dont mind it if you dont have the balls to fight in you own weight class just dont be like the field marshall and think your any good

Stephen Wayne wrote:yeah my names actually stephan but i spelled it wrong on the registration

What!? I thought spelling was your strongest suit? Can you spell spam?

ill try ss..ss.ssp..pam...spaaa..aa.a..am..spam what bull shit my computer say i got that wrong

ROFL!!!!!

Stephen Wayne wrote:the farms guild is joke but i dont mind it if you dont have the balls to fight in you own weight class just dont be like the field marshall and think your any good

I am the best, the best at finding games with people who wont play henceforth allowing me to win easy points. That is a very good skill in my opinion

oh your right morals and honesty do get in the way

Stephen Wayne wrote:ill try ss..ss.ssp..pam...spaaa..aa.a..am..spam what bull shit my computer say i got that wrong

That's because you we're supposed to spell it s-h-a-m. Then your computer would have recognized you.

hey i got an idea why dont you track down everyone on CC and kill them then you will be the best

oh ok i got it sham yeah that worked

I though we had moved on to a more nuanced discussion from the back and forth, back and forth. Let us just say that steph represents said hypothetical "pissed off" member of the lower ranks who:

(a) Would like to get a crack at beating high rank players in open combat (otherwise why would have be joining against said quads team of Sky Force in a public, sequential game)

AND

(b) Resents the fact that it is hard to find that crack, and also thus being very tough for him to get more points playing against the scrub ranks.

Yet from this it bothers me that steph would be saying that Sky Force farmed him. We are no farmers. Mostly, we are just trying to get the same type of decent games against seriously decent players. If it was a farming adventure, that senate game would be fog, freestyle, and there would be nothing but a greasy spot left of your team steph, so let's not mix the milk with the sour milk, ok.

i didnt say i was being farmed i just agreed and i just join the first game with an open slot
i just like to play

and if i want to ruin this thread with back and worth spam so be it

gdeangel wrote:I though we had moved on to a more nuanced discussion from the back and forth, back and forth. Let us just say that steph represents said hypothetical "pissed off" member of the lower ranks who:

(a) Would like to get a crack at beating high rank players in open combat (otherwise why would have be joining against said quads team of Sky Force in a public, sequential game)

AND

(b) Resents the fact that it is hard to find that crack, and also thus being very tough for him to get more points playing against the scrub ranks.

Yet from this it bothers me that steph would be saying that Sky Force farmed him. We are no farmers. Mostly, we are just trying to get the same type of decent games against seriously decent players. If it was a farming adventure, that senate game would be fog, freestyle, and there would be nothing but a greasy spot left of your team steph, so let's not mix the milk with the sour milk, ok.

Well finding the crack is just something we all have to learn over time gdeangel. It's not Steph's fault he hasn't had much experience with the ladies. Give him time and Steph, don't be perturbed. There is someone out there for you who would love to help you find her crack.

yeah am just inexperienced but enthusiastic
wow i just spent 5 min trying get spell check to get that

Stephen Wayne wrote:yeah am just inexperienced but enthusiastic
wow i just spent 5 min trying get spell check to get that

*Gives Steph a noogie and slips him a folded twenty with a condom inside*

Go get 'em tiger!

whats with the hidden online states king

sorry just got your answer on that

you know this thread has really lost sight no thanks to me
come on people this topics about ousting the losers of the farmers guild

what do you kings in the farmers guild

Stephen Wayne wrote:oh ok i got it sham yeah that worked

This was possibly one of the most hilarious posts I have ever read...

why thank you

Stephen Wayne wrote:yeah my names actually stephan but i spelled it wrong on the registration

i laughed out loud for a whole minute after reading that one

GO EAT A FRUITCAKE AND STOP BEING ONE!

prismsaber wrote:Other then being disgraceful by nature, noob farming seems bad for business. While not only robbing legitimate players of their proper place on the scoreboard, it's a great way to turn off hundreds of potential customers. It would be fantastic if something creative could be thought up to police such actions. Or just make it against the rules. Make it so that such actions can be reported in the cheating & abuse section...because that's exactly what noob farming is: ABUSE.

I like you prismsaber. You always seem to say exactly what I am thinking. What would you think about making it so that, noobs can NOT start a game until they have earned 6 wins. I am anxious to hear from "THE CLAN" as I know I will, on how this would not be a good idea. ...I can not wait.

porkenbeans wrote:

prismsaber wrote:Other then being disgraceful by nature, noob farming seems bad for business. While not only robbing legitimate players of their proper place on the scoreboard, it's a great way to turn off hundreds of potential customers. It would be fantastic if something creative could be thought up to police such actions. Or just make it against the rules. Make it so that such actions can be reported in the cheating & abuse section...because that's exactly what noob farming is: ABUSE.

I like you prismsaber. You always seem to say exactly what I am thinking. What would you think about making it so that, noobs can NOT start a game until they have earned 6 wins. I am anxious to hear from "THE CLAN" as I know I will, on how this would not be a good idea. ...I can not wait.

surely it depends what type of new recruit farming

making 8 player games on hard maps to trick ?s into joining probably is bad for business, i almost left after my first game (8 player circ max. KLOBBER)

but joining 2 player games and then being helpfull and offering to play rt (ashame they dont all do this) is probably good for the site and nothing wrong with that (unless you do it really often, in which case you are effecting the scoreboard)