Conquer Club

Juan_Bottom wrote:You two should set up a map. I think SMOKINGDUDE420 and I are gonna need to school you.

lol you see they have nothing to say besides a misspelled word I've done it in the past I know I can do it again I'm sure I know more about Christianity then they do which is a sad sad thing but it makes it even more fun when I show them how stupid they look

TheLucas wrote:this is coming from a guy who doesn't even know the difference between their and there

Atheist - "You believe in fairy stories about bearded men with virgin mothers, and a God that rapes said virgins and kills mercilessly (but he loves you)"

Christian - "Yea well you can't spell"

Classic.

Nickbaldwin wrote:"You believe in fairy stories about bearded men with virgin mothers, and a God that rapes said virgins and kills mercilessly (but he loves you)"

"Yea well you can't spell"

Classic.

WTF!!! you have me mistaken for a Christian I'm far from one that is such an insult Juan you better check your Atheist friend before I put him in his place for calling me a Christian

Not you I was directing it towards TheLucas, sorry for the misunderstanding.

well it looked like it was at me since you tossed in that little you cant spell crap but alright I figured you being an Atheist in Juans clan would know that I am far from a Christian

Edit: also it would be better and people would understand who your talking to if you quote them

Edited for clarity.

Nickbaldwin wrote:Edited for clarity.

ooooooooooh now I get it that's funny but true at the same time

Nickbaldwin wrote:

TheLucas wrote:this is coming from a guy who doesn't even know the difference between their and there

Atheist - "You believe in fairy stories about bearded men with virgin mothers, and a God that rapes said virgins and kills mercilessly (but he loves you)"

Christian - "Yea well you can't spell"

Classic.

Found a great video that I know alot of people might enjoy I know Christians wont but who cares what they think check it out http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1FdtpH8lSI

Smokingdude420 wrote:Found a great video that I know alot of people might enjoy I know Christians wont but who cares what they think check it out http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1FdtpH8lSI

The most blatant example is Sunday,the early Christians were quite happy to trade their Sabbath (Saturday ) for a holy day named after the Pagan Sun God.

So God doesn't exist in this thread either?

Good stuff.

Dancing Mustard wrote:So God doesn't exist in this thread either?

Good stuff.

There's no escape from God. There's only temperary avoidance.

Gregrios wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:So God doesn't exist in this thread either?

Good stuff.

There's no escape from God. There's only temperary avoidance.

He sees us when we're sleeping, he knows when we're awake?

He knows whether you've been bad or good too.
So be good for goodness sake.

This brings me back to the days of Satan Claus.

Let's all sing "The Helly and the Ivy".

Gregrios wrote:This brings me back to the days of Satan Claus.

Well they are about the same in my book.

I have said this before but to imagine being an Atheist:

• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people actually believe in Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people think the answer to every problem is to write a letter to Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around telling each other and everyone else that they should write letters to Santa Claus everyday.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around saying everyone should live their lives to please Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where grownup people who believe in Santa Claus want to kill other people for believing in the Easter Bunny.

Thats what it's like. Not easy.

Backglass wrote:

Gregrios wrote:This brings me back to the days of Satan Claus.

Well they are about the same in my book.

I have said this before but to imagine being an Atheist:

• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people actually believe in Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people think the answer to every problem is to write a letter to Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around telling each other and everyone else that they should write letters to Santa Claus everyday.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around saying everyone should live their lives to please Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where grownup people who believe in Santa Claus want to kill other people for believing in the Easter Bunny.

Thats what it's like. Not easy.

that's funny i like the way you put that only thing that sucks is its true

Backglass wrote:

Gregrios wrote:This brings me back to the days of Satan Claus.

Well they are about the same in my book.

I have said this before but to imagine being an Atheist:

• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people actually believe in Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people think the answer to every problem is to write a letter to Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around telling each other and everyone else that they should write letters to Santa Claus everyday.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around saying everyone should live their lives to please Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where grownup people who believe in Santa Claus want to kill other people for believing in the Easter Bunny.

Thats what it's like. Not easy.

I know what you're saying and I got a question. What makes you think that I don't know what it's like?

Gregrios wrote:

Backglass wrote:

Gregrios wrote:This brings me back to the days of Satan Claus.

Well they are about the same in my book.

I have said this before but to imagine being an Atheist:

• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people actually believe in Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people think the answer to every problem is to write a letter to Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around telling each other and everyone else that they should write letters to Santa Claus everyday.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around saying everyone should live their lives to please Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where grownup people who believe in Santa Claus want to kill other people for believing in the Easter Bunny.

Thats what it's like. Not easy.

I know what you're saying and I got a question. What makes you think that I don't know what it's like?

Probably your aura of total, yet blissful, ignorance.

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Gregrios wrote:

Backglass wrote:

Gregrios wrote:This brings me back to the days of Satan Claus.

Well they are about the same in my book.

I have said this before but to imagine being an Atheist:

• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people actually believe in Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people think the answer to every problem is to write a letter to Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around telling each other and everyone else that they should write letters to Santa Claus everyday.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around saying everyone should live their lives to please Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where grownup people who believe in Santa Claus want to kill other people for believing in the Easter Bunny.

Thats what it's like. Not easy.

I know what you're saying and I got a question. What makes you think that I don't know what it's like?

Probably your aura of total, yet blissful, ignorance.

See that's where your classification of Christians comes to a crashing halt.

....because I've been in the shoes of a non-Christian for the majority of my life.

What if I were to tell you that back before I found God that I was the best liar you'd probably ever seen. I could lie myself out of any situation and even got to the point where the right lie for the situation would just come to mind in a split second. I have no doubt in my mind now that I was definitely being used as a tool of Satan. I've been there, I've done it and it's all ancient history. My point is that there's nothing you can tell me about hard times from being non-Christian that I can't understand and just so happen to disagree with.

Life was indeed hard before I found God but not for the reasons listed above.

Gregrios wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Gregrios wrote:

Backglass wrote:
Well they are about the same in my book.

I have said this before but to imagine being an Atheist:

• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people actually believe in Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people think the answer to every problem is to write a letter to Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around telling each other and everyone else that they should write letters to Santa Claus everyday.
• Imagine living in a world where 90% of the grownup people run around saying everyone should live their lives to please Santa Claus.
• Imagine living in a world where grownup people who believe in Santa Claus want to kill other people for believing in the Easter Bunny.

Thats what it's like. Not easy.

I know what you're saying and I got a question. What makes you think that I don't know what it's like?

Probably your aura of total, yet blissful, ignorance.

See that's where your classification of Christians comes to a crashing halt.

....because I've been in the shoes of a non-Christian for the majority of my life.

What if I were to tell you that back before I found God that I was the best lyer you'd probably ever seen. I could lie myself out of any situation and even got to the point where the right lie for the situation would just come to mind in a split second. I have no doubt in my mind now that I was definitely being used as a tool of Satan. I've been there, I've done it and it's all ancient history. My point is that there's nothing you can tell me about hard times from being non-Christian that I can't understand and just so happen to disagree with.

Life was indeed hard before I found God but not for the reasons listed above.

Given how remarkably convincing you argument have been throughout this thread, I don't think that I took long for Satan to recover from the shock of losing the your lying skills. Then again, it could be that figments of imagination are more emotionally fragile then I believe them to be.

It's spelt 'liar'.

MeDeFe wrote:It's spelt 'liar'.

Thanks. I always have trouble with that word for some strange reason.

Gregrios wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:It's spelt 'liar'.

Thanks. I always have trouble with that word for some strange reason.

You're welcome, as a S&GN I'm happy to be of assistance.