Conquer Club

welcome all, my speed dubs partner in crime, jalen45! He is our newest edition to the spankers club!

The snowball of the Monki's irrepressible charm just keep on keeping on!

Welcome Jalen!

Ghey

are you really though nester?

heheh Nester so wants to be a Monkey instead of a dyslexic Dragon... can't you change your 2 votes sugar?

hmmm..i think i can change one of my votes!

clapper011 wrote:hmmm..i think i can change one of my votes!

cunning .. but not the veto! you are the ultimate politician..

Sigh...
You've caught me, found me out, for all to hear.
Yes, I want so badly to be a Monki!
Uh, ghey.
LOL Keep it up and I'll tell everyone what you said about First Jim, I have a recording!

oh my, Jim it sounds as if nester wants a spanking!

he already had one Clapp! he made me use the Canoe paddle fashioned into the shape of a macaque wiener!

..............

Shhhhhhh
That was between us Jim!
At least we're keeping your monki thread high up there!
Ghey.

yes i was only saying to Clapp earlier .. " nice ... oooh down a bit and a little harder" ... nono sorry, that was much earlier.. I was only saying to Clapp earlier that 'Ghey' is marginally better than 'Bump' as a bump tool!

Perhaps you could meld the two and say 'Bum' ? .. or even better just say 'Nester' ..

welcome jalen

ghey

heheh Thank you Nester!

just had to see one o those lovely stars by our name..

We are ready for clanchallenges;

We will play any clan!!

We got some requests for a challence.


1. We play doubles and tripples.
2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (47 maps)
3. We don't play Flat Rate, unlimited forts and fog.
4. We don't play freestyle.

Intrested to play the monki's?
Send a pm to either clapper011-Jiminski or myself.

1st

firstholliday wrote:2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (arround 35 maps)

So you are saying that more than half the maps (there are 80 now) are 'bogus'!!

You of course have the right to play or not play whatever maps you want, but please actually say it as it is - they are too complicated for you

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:

firstholliday wrote:2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (arround 35 maps)

So you are saying that more than half the maps (there are 80 now) are 'bogus'!!

You of course have the right to play or not play whatever maps you want, but please actually say it as it is - they are too complicated for you

You are right... i checked forum and it's 47 maps. Not covering the new ones.
And indeed many maps are in MY opinion bogus. They have to many rules and bonusses to play an honest riskgame. I would actually prefer all games on classic map. But it isn't 'classic' anymore. They should call it whitedotsmap.

All in all 47 maps are a lot of maps to choose from.

Meow...

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:

firstholliday wrote:2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (arround 35 maps)

So you are saying that more than half the maps (there are 80 now) are 'bogus'!!

You of course have the right to play or not play whatever maps you want, but please actually say it as it is - they are too complicated for you

hehe excellent the war of words Begins!

Well you know this as we do Benj:- due to our not having played any of the more complex gameplay option maps - AOE and all the 'Age of' maps (i know Waterloo is a particular favourite of yours, having been whooped on it in the first and only time i played on it;) ) due to this, they would not be games of any worth, as those who know the maps (you bunch of toe-rags for example!) have total advantage.

We were unfamiliar until recently with the fact that if, whilst playing AOM, you go naked as new-born, bar a dragon-tooth necklace and chant the incantation: "Lo Dragons are fierce, Lo Dragons are brave, My foes; flesh i shall pierce, all Dice made my slave!" you only roll 6's!

and for example placing 30 troops on a flipping cannon and strategising that you are able to move forward into another area .. is a real disadvantage ^^

So yeap, We have a lot of maps which your tribe and ours are equally familiar with, these maps should be fantastically interesting and hard fought.

And in the name of a crescendo of trash talk:
If you can only fight and win with gimmicks which the opposition do not know about, then you need to find some less seasoned opposition to prey upon!

urmmm




What jim said.


(what did he say?

subprime wrote::roll: bump uglies

Where? When? and why the hell wasn't I invited!!!





jiminski and clapper invited me