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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:08 pm
by lt.pie
shave all your pubes off then cut your hands off so you cant scratch :lol: [-X

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:35 am
by apey
:lol: ^^^ good one

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:10 am
by Dariune
puts sand paper on the floor mixed with hard rice and uses my shoe to grind your face all over it.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:37 am
by william18
I give you a taco with 20 ground up Naga Jolokia peppers.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:49 am
by Dariune
william18 wrote:I give you a taco with 20 ground up Naga Jolokia peppers.


I would enjoy that.

As you sound like you dont i give that to you

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:41 am
by william18
Whats?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:03 pm
by Dariune
i enjoy hot food

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:33 pm
by apey
I drip hot wax all over your body and then I rub ice cubes all over your body then I walk away :P

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:43 pm
by Dariune
And thats torture how? Sounds like fun to me ;)

Hmmm what to do, ties you up upside down naked and begins to stretch you until you are three feet longer.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:35 pm
by Sir. Ricco
Cut head into a million pieces

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:08 pm
by apey
Dariune wrote:And thats torture how? Sounds like fun to me ;)

Hmmm what to do, ties you up upside down naked and begins to stretch you until you are three feet longer.
Because I walked away that makes it torture remember you still can't do anything about your ahem

Now back to some torture for sir ricco
I think it is your turn to get the nasty smelly fat woman lapdance :P with your hands tied behind your back

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:59 pm
by william18
You have to sleep in a fat persons folds. When your in there it feels like your in a hot smelly pool. Then you feel and old taco when you stretch your hands and you have to eat it. Then the fat person asks for you to fish out his 3 week old big mac from his folds.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:09 pm
by Sir. Ricco
Make you eat 1000 live elephants. :lol:

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:18 pm
by william18
That would be to much, I couldn't eat that much.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:05 pm
by lt.pie
make you put on your grandmothers purple lipstick then make you put your mothers frilly undies on your head then make you go to the mall and sing the national anthem.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:27 am
by william18
Ahh. Ill make you play Dynasty Warriors.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:39 pm
by Sir. Ricco
Cut body in two with ax.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:51 pm
by apey
bathe you in battery acid

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:59 pm
by william18
Ill make you play dynasty Warriors( I feel bad for giving out such a punishment).

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:01 pm
by apey
I give you a condom and sit back and laugh as you try and figure out how to use it :lol:

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:02 pm
by william18
You should be able to teach me.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:05 pm
by Sir. Ricco
You proably woudn't be able to learn though. :lol:

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:06 pm
by apey
:lol:

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:07 pm
by william18
How do you do that smile that scratchs his head in confusion.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:08 pm
by apey
I will never tell is that torture or what

well for you it is anyway :P