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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:55 pm
by lalaland
granted, but as soon as you are about to take a drink there is an earthquake and you spill it all over yourself.
I wish I got free premium for the rest of my life.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:57 pm
by Hitman079
granted, but you spend so much time on CC everyone you love leaves you since you yourself can never leave your computer chair. you die of a heart attack/depression.
i wish i could master the drums
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:45 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but then you break them and they turn out to be the owened by the drummer of Def Leppard (I know, spelling), you get sued to the brink of death.
I wish I had a coat.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:55 pm
by freezie
granted, but way too small for you.
I wish I had a pool.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:26 pm
by agtsmitty
Granted, but just as you get it, you develop an allergy to chlorine, and can no longer swim in it while its algae free.
I wish cops were not allowed to pull me over. Ever.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:06 pm
by misterman10
granted, but you get in a crash from speeding and die
i wish i could have another popsicle, or some soda
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:21 pm
by Cheesemore
You get your popsicle, but b4 you can eat it, it melts
I wish people would stop making fun of the Packers
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:27 pm
by misterman10
granted, but since they suck it doesnt matter
I wish that school didnt start on thursday
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:29 pm
by Cheesemore
Granted, but then you never go to school and get a crappy job scrubbing toliets (pun unintened)
I wish my baseball team could play in the Championship of our league (double elminination and we've only lost once, and they won't let us)
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:32 pm
by misterman10
granted, but the bell is too heavy
i wish i could no longer be stuck in a wheelchair
urgh: muy_thaiguy deleted his post
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm
by 0ojakeo0
Cheesemore wrote:Granted, but then you never go to school and get a crappy job scrubbing toliets (pun unintened)
I wish my baseball team could play in the Championship of our league (double elminination and we've only lost once, and they won't let us)
granted but in the championship game w/ 2 out bases loaded and 2 strikes the ball hits you but u swing anyway and strikeout.(happened i wuz pitching
i wish i had a popcorn machine
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, you are now stuck in bed and get bedsores.
I wish I had hair.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm
by misterman10
muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, you are now stuck in bed and get bedsores.
I wish I had hair.
fast posted again
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm
by Cheesemore
Granted, but it doesn't bring you happiness
I wish 0ojakeo0 would shut the f*ck up
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm
by misterman10
granted, but it gets so long that you accidentally suffocate yourself
i wish I had the normal number of testicles!
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm
by Cheesemore
haha fast posted you
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:38 pm
by misterman10
Cheesemore wrote:haha fast posted you
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:11 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake
I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:00 am
by jnd94
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake
I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!
granted, but the coke has laxatives in it and willis revolts and burns down your house.
I wish to be the next mod of CC!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:12 am
by Honibaz
jnd94 wrote:DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake
I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!
granted, but the coke has laxatives in it and willis revolts and burns down your house.
I wish to be the next mod of CC!
Granted, but you later get kicked out of CC because lackattack doesn't trust you anymore.
I wish I was in paradise.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:20 am
by cena-rules
granted. You are on CC anyway. You then get kicked out of CC therefore being kicked out of paradise.
I wish I had more wishes
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:31 am
by lalaland
granted, but with each extra wish you MUST wish for even more wishes, so you never get to do anything with them.
I wish I could speak French, Italian, German, and Russian as well as still being ably to speak English.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:39 am
by cena-rules
granted but you only know 1 word in each language
I wish there was no suck thing as pokémon
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:03 am
by agtsmitty
Granted, but all the former Pokemon enthusiast no longer have anything to devote their lives to, so they unite to make your life as miserable as possible.
I wish there was a football game on right now.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:46 am
by Gold Knight
Granted, but you end up at a "Futbol" game because it was a European wish granter.
I wish i had 11 fingers.