Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

lalaland · Post by **lalaland** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:55 pm

granted, but as soon as you are about to take a drink there is an earthquake and you spill it all over yourself.

I wish I got free premium for the rest of my life.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:57 pm

granted, but you spend so much time on CC everyone you love leaves you since you yourself can never leave your computer chair. you die of a heart attack/depression.
i wish i could master the drums

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:45 pm

Granted, but then you break them and they turn out to be the owened by the drummer of Def Leppard (I know, spelling), you get sued to the brink of death.

I wish I had a coat.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:55 pm

granted, but way too small for you.

I wish I had a pool.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:26 pm

Granted, but just as you get it, you develop an allergy to chlorine, and can no longer swim in it while its algae free.

I wish cops were not allowed to pull me over. Ever.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:06 pm

granted, but you get in a crash from speeding and die

i wish i could have another popsicle, or some soda

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:21 pm

You get your popsicle, but b4 you can eat it, it melts

I wish people would stop making fun of the Packers

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:27 pm

granted, but since they suck it doesnt matter :lol:

I wish that school didnt start on thursday :cry:

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:29 pm

Granted, but then you never go to school and get a crappy job scrubbing toliets (pun unintened)

I wish my baseball team could play in the Championship of our league (double elminination and we've only lost once, and they won't let us)

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:32 pm

granted, but the bell is too heavy

i wish i could no longer be stuck in a wheelchair

urgh: muy_thaiguy deleted his post :evil:

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm

Cheesemore wrote:Granted, but then you never go to school and get a crappy job scrubbing toliets (pun unintened)

I wish my baseball team could play in the Championship of our league (double elminination and we've only lost once, and they won't let us)

granted but in the championship game w/ 2 out bases loaded and 2 strikes the ball hits you but u swing anyway and strikeout.(happened i wuz pitching

i wish i had a popcorn machine

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm

Granted, you are now stuck in bed and get bedsores.

I wish I had hair.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:33 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, you are now stuck in bed and get bedsores.

I wish I had hair.

fast posted again

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm

Granted, but it doesn't bring you happiness

I wish 0ojakeo0 would shut the f*ck up

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm

granted, but it gets so long that you accidentally suffocate yourself

i wish I had the normal number of testicles!

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:34 pm

haha fast posted you

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:38 pm

Cheesemore wrote:haha fast posted you

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:11 am

Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake

I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:00 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake

I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!

granted, but the coke has laxatives in it and willis revolts and burns down your house.

I wish to be the next mod of CC!

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:12 am

jnd94 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted but someone else comes along and is just as annoying as Jake

I wish i had a unlimited supply of Coke Cola and that willis was my slave!

granted, but the coke has laxatives in it and willis revolts and burns down your house.

I wish to be the next mod of CC!

Granted, but you later get kicked out of CC because lackattack doesn't trust you anymore.

I wish I was in paradise.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:20 am

granted. You are on CC anyway. You then get kicked out of CC therefore being kicked out of paradise.

I wish I had more wishes

lalaland · Post by **lalaland** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:31 am

granted, but with each extra wish you MUST wish for even more wishes, so you never get to do anything with them.

I wish I could speak French, Italian, German, and Russian as well as still being ably to speak English.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:39 am

granted but you only know 1 word in each language

I wish there was no suck thing as pokémon

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:03 am

Granted, but all the former Pokemon enthusiast no longer have anything to devote their lives to, so they unite to make your life as miserable as possible.

I wish there was a football game on right now.

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:46 am

Granted, but you end up at a "Futbol" game because it was a European wish granter.

I wish i had 11 fingers.