Conquer Club

Iliad wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:I don't think Feckan would touch you with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot pole covered in hand sanitizer.

538 I have a small errand for you. Go to the first page and pm every Feckanist explaining that the thread is alive, and their roles. Tell them to check the thread if they're not sure or pm me if they have questions.

just a small errand then

diddle wrote:

Iliad wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:I don't think Feckan would touch you with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot pole covered in hand sanitizer.

538 I have a small errand for you. Go to the first page and pm every Feckanist explaining that the thread is alive, and their roles. Tell them to check the thread if they're not sure or pm me if they have questions.

just a small errand then

Just 4 small pms!

thanks for the pm 5, and making me feel welcome.

Beastly wrote:thanks for the pm 5, and making me feel welcome.

I will forever post in the Fecack thread made by iliad.

Feckitan created!

That's Feckatican.

Thanks balsiefen. You may carry on with the money and the building stuff.

Can you balsiefen make some Feckanity symbols?
I know one: An F on it's side. The long part of the F is diagonal while hte other two parts are of different lengths. It's kinda hard to explain so I might draw it in paint tomorrow. Can you make up some more?

Wake up feckanists!

Temptation is telling me to replace the E with a U.

That's fuckanists to the dim among you

Minister Masket wrote:Temptation is telling me to replace the E with a U.

That's fuckanists to the dim among you

Minister Masket wrote:Temptation is telling me to replace the E with a U.

That's fuckanists to the dim among you

The Feckanist religion only accepts those of reasonable of intelligence (otherwise they might be confused by the non-existance of Feckan). Thus, explanatory text in small font is unecessary.

Hail Feckan, the technically non-existant!!

Neutrino wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Temptation is telling me to replace the E with a U.

That's fuckanists to the dim among you

The Feckanist religion only accepts those of reasonable of intelligence (otherwise they might be confused by the non-existance of Feckan). Thus, explanatory text in small font is unecessary.

Hail Feckan, the technically non-existant!!

Right now. But fear the Feckapocalypse

Feckanity is dead. I've decided to devote my time on this board to hunting Pikachu. I'm sorry, Iliad. You might be able to find me roaming around, shooting holes in Pikachu when he shows his ugly mug.

FiveThreeEight wrote:Feckanity is dead. I've decided to devote my time on this board to hunting Pikachu. I'm sorry, Iliad. You might be able to find me roaming around, shooting holes in Pikachu when he shows his ugly mug.

WHAT? NO COME BACK! OR I WILL MODKILL YOU!

Do what you must. I must dedicate my life to the complete and utter obliteration of these yellow monsters. I will return when my task is complete. Until then, good luck. May Feckan not give you what you want until he becomes real, then may he not give you everything that you don't want. I think.

FiveThreeEight wrote:Do what you must. I must dedicate my life to the complete and utter obliteration of these yellow monsters. I will return when my task is complete. Until then, good luck. May Feckan not give you what you want until he becomes real, then may he not give you everything that you don't want. I think.

Hey who said that you can't be a feckanist while killing pikachus? It's actually a very good thing!

That sounds fine. I just won't be able to devote any time to Feckanity for a while. These little buggers are going to be hard to kill.

FiveThreeEight wrote:That sounds fine. I just won't be able to devote any time to Feckanity for a while. These little buggers are going to be hard to kill.

Heh that's fine. As long as you devote enough time to the mafia game!

Greetings to all, the Pope is here. Lets not praise Feckan!

Let's!
You can write a speech to all feckanists, by the way.

Iliad wrote:Let's!
You can write a speech to all feckanists, by the way.

I can, but I'm the Pope, so someone else can do it for me while I sit on my ass in my new city

High Guard wrote:

Iliad wrote:Let's!
You can write a speech to all feckanists, by the way.

I can, but I'm the Pope, so someone else can do it for me while I sit on my ass in my new city

No. DO IT NOW!

Or slightly later if you can't be bothered

Dear Brothers and Sisters!

In these days of rest that, thanks be to Feckan, I am passing here in CC, I feel all the more intensely the impact of the great of the news that comes to me about risky altercations and episodes of brilliance that are occurring in so many worlds of CC. This brings me to reflect once again on the drama of human freedom in the world. The beauty of nature reminds us that we have been placed here by Feckan to "forget and abandon" this "garden" that is the earth (cf. Feckanese 7:8-11).

If men lived in war with Feckan and with each other, the earth would truly resemble a "paradise." Unfortunately, we got bored ruined this divine project, generating fun and bringing it into the world. This is why men cede to the temptations of the Non-Feckan (What's our equivalent of devil?) one and make people forget to take their turn against each other. The result is that in this stupendous "garden" that is the world, there open up circles of waiting.

Waiting, with the boredom and worry it brings, has always been rightly considered a calamity that contrasts with Feckan's plan. He hasn't created everything for existence and, in particular, doesn't wants to make a family of the CC players.

With these thoughts and wishes not in our heart we now don't offer up a special prayer for boredom in the world, entrusting it to holy Iliad, Queen of the Game.

*clears throat* KING of the game!