Conquer Club

jbrettlip wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

HapSmo19 wrote:She just died, people. Show some respect.

OK, look, to be totally on the level here, I had known IR since she was eighteen and a day. I know this because she told me so. She turned out to be a GREAT(holy chorome-off-a-trailer-hitch!) friend as we often met up when she was passing through on her way to "acting" gigs(she always put up the quote signs when she said "acting" for some reason. I always thought was pretty cute, myself).
Anyway, a lawyer-friend of mine told me that she died from a massive internal hematoma caused by repeated blunt-force-trauma to the back of the throat ninety-nine hours after the person that had rented the room(for seven days and will remain un-named) she claimed she was assaulted in had officially checked out. Furthermore, there are nine witnesses that coroborate her story that she was "still good to go for days" after the "room-renter" had left.

Any lawyers here? Sounds like a pretty air-tight alibi for the renter-of-the-room, don't it?

Seriously now, lemme know. For a friend...

Don't it?

Not a medical expert, but I have worked enough emergency services to know that the above scenario is at least plausible. I hope this is not true, but it could be.

Given all that has been said here, I will leave it at that.

Seriously??? .

neanderpaul14 wrote:

greenoaks wrote:

Bones2484 wrote:

greenoaks wrote:

angola wrote:I'd just remind everyone: Be careful what photos you post on the internet.

Ooh, boy. There are some doozies of Ms. IR.

pics or they don't exist

You have her name and you have google image search. You can do it.

i have 3 dozen pics of her. which ones are offensive to you?

Does the carpet match the curtains?

#1_stunna wrote:I think everybody is making amateur porn with her.

jgordon1111 wrote:just my humble view/2 ways you can rate ir no matter what has been said by who and what is true or not true/how good a player is she and do you like playing cc maps with or against her/if so continue if she comes back/if not foe her and be done/the perfect one among us who has not ever lied or done some wrong step forward now and be recognised /otherwise so what/if its true get better with regards /if its not then ir is not perfect just a great teller of a story/and should consider writing for a career/several things you should be punished for on cc/telling an open possible lie that just involves yourself is not one of them i believe/just my view only/not in any way affiliated with ir supporters or detractors/just a forum reader

Ace Rimmer wrote:

jgordon1111 wrote:just my humble view/2 ways you can rate ir no matter what has been said by who and what is true or not true/how good a player is she and do you like playing cc maps with or against her/if so continue if she comes back/if not foe her and be done/the perfect one among us who has not ever lied or done some wrong step forward now and be recognised /otherwise so what/if its true get better with regards /if its not then ir is not perfect just a great teller of a story/and should consider writing for a career/several things you should be punished for on cc/telling an open possible lie that just involves yourself is not one of them i believe/just my view only/not in any way affiliated with ir supporters or detractors/just a forum reader

You're not a great poet, bro.

Neoteny wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

jgordon1111 wrote:just my humble view/2 ways you can rate ir no matter what has been said by who and what is true or not true/how good a player is she and do you like playing cc maps with or against her/if so continue if she comes back/if not foe her and be done/the perfect one among us who has not ever lied or done some wrong step forward now and be recognised /otherwise so what/if its true get better with regards /if its not then ir is not perfect just a great teller of a story/and should consider writing for a career/several things you should be punished for on cc/telling an open possible lie that just involves yourself is not one of them i believe/just my view only/not in any way affiliated with ir supporters or detractors/just a forum reader

You're not a great poet, bro.

Reading that gave me a nosebleed...

notyou2 wrote:

Does the carpet match the curtains?

I heard she took out the carpet, and then she laid hardwood.

notyou2 wrote:

Does the carpet match the curtains?

I heard she took out the carpet, and then she laid hardwood.

daddy1gringo wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

jgordon1111 wrote:just my humble view/2 ways you can rate ir no matter what has been said by who and what is true or not true/how good a player is she and do you like playing cc maps with or against her/if so continue if she comes back/if not foe her and be done/the perfect one among us who has not ever lied or done some wrong step forward now and be recognised /otherwise so what/if its true get better with regards /if its not then ir is not perfect just a great teller of a story/and should consider writing for a career/several things you should be punished for on cc/telling an open possible lie that just involves yourself is not one of them i believe/just my view only/not in any way affiliated with ir supporters or detractors/just a forum reader

you ir not a great poet/bro

reading that/gave me a nosebleed ir

I gave up/about 4 lines dwn/got tired of waiting for something 2 make cense.

HapSmo19 wrote:She just died, people. Show some respect.

OK, look, to be totally on the level here, I had known IR since she was eighteen and a day. I know this because she told me so. She turned out to be a GREAT(holy chorome-off-a-trailer-hitch!) friend as we often met up when she was passing through on her way to "acting" gigs(she always put up the quote signs when she said "acting" for some reason. I always thought was pretty cute, myself).
Anyway, a lawyer-friend of mine told me that she died from a massive internal hematoma caused by repeated blunt-force-trauma to the back of the throat ninety-nine hours after the person that had rented the room(for seven days and will remain un-named) she claimed she was assaulted in had officially checked out. Furthermore, there are nine witnesses that coroborate her story that she was "still good to go for days" after the "room-renter" had left.

Any lawyers here? Sounds like a pretty air-tight alibi for the renter-of-the-room, don't it?

Seriously now, lemme know. For a friend...

Don't it?

PassingSamaritan wrote:

HapSmo19 wrote:She just died, people. Show some respect.

OK, look, to be totally on the level here, I had known IR since she was eighteen and a day. I know this because she told me so. She turned out to be a GREAT(holy chorome-off-a-trailer-hitch!) friend as we often met up when she was passing through on her way to "acting" gigs(she always put up the quote signs when she said "acting" for some reason. I always thought was pretty cute, myself).
Anyway, a lawyer-friend of mine told me that she died from a massive internal hematoma caused by repeated blunt-force-trauma to the back of the throat ninety-nine hours after the person that had rented the room(for seven days and will remain un-named) she claimed she was assaulted in had officially checked out. Furthermore, there are nine witnesses that coroborate her story that she was "still good to go for days" after the "room-renter" had left.

Any lawyers here? Sounds like a pretty air-tight alibi for the renter-of-the-room, don't it?

Seriously now, lemme know. For a friend...

Don't it?

LOLOLOLOL OMG, where did he get that story from? I just heard from her sis over FB yesterday morning, and she is totally not dead.... IR is sitting inside a mental health institute right now, where she should be so that she can be properly treated. I wondered if she wouldve gotten back on here somehow by now and posted against all of this but I imagine shes done with this site and the members here for good to have woven such a terrible and fatal lie... When she gets out of the psych ward Ill let her know ya'll werent fooled in the end (well, most of ya werent).

PassingSamaritan wrote:

HapSmo19 wrote:She just died, people. Show some respect.

OK, look, to be totally on the level here, I had known IR since she was eighteen and a day. I know this because she told me so. She turned out to be a GREAT(holy chorome-off-a-trailer-hitch!) friend as we often met up when she was passing through on her way to "acting" gigs(she always put up the quote signs when she said "acting" for some reason. I always thought was pretty cute, myself).
Anyway, a lawyer-friend of mine told me that she died from a massive internal hematoma caused by repeated blunt-force-trauma to the back of the throat ninety-nine hours after the person that had rented the room(for seven days and will remain un-named) she claimed she was assaulted in had officially checked out. Furthermore, there are nine witnesses that coroborate her story that she was "still good to go for days" after the "room-renter" had left.

Any lawyers here? Sounds like a pretty air-tight alibi for the renter-of-the-room, don't it?

Seriously now, lemme know. For a friend...

Don't it?

LOLOLOLOL OMG, where did he get that story from? I just heard from her sis over FB yesterday morning, and she is totally not dead.... IR is sitting inside a mental health institute right now, where she should be so that she can be properly treated. I wondered if she wouldve gotten back on here somehow by now and posted against all of this but I imagine shes done with this site and the members here for good to have woven such a terrible and fatal lie... When she gets out of the psych ward Ill let her know ya'll werent fooled in the end (well, most of ya werent).

angola wrote:I'd just remind everyone: Be careful what photos you post on the internet.

Ooh, boy. There are some doozies of Ms. IR.

mgconstruction wrote:This is great stuff. On another note, crazy chicks are Fing great in the sack.

Ace Rimmer wrote:

mgconstruction wrote:This is great stuff. On another note, crazy chicks are Fing great in the sack.

There's pictures to prove it.

angola wrote:I'd just remind everyone: Be careful what photos you post on the internet.

Ooh, boy. There are some doozies of Ms. IR.

Ace Rimmer wrote:

mgconstruction wrote:This is great stuff. On another note, crazy chicks are Fing great in the sack.

There's pictures to prove it.