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Oh crap!


Get your own airsoft----- no, airHARD---gun and face off. The grenades and mortars will be useful. Grab all the weapons you can possibly hold, intimidating him. Put the rest behind him, each in the hands of a loyal lawn gnome. Lie and say that you have your OTHER communism-torn lawn gnome slaves inside loading a five-pound rampart cannon. If he does not surrender the gnomes he stole, it will fire. And so will you with all your cool weapons. Try that.
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I have to go! Just fight and take his lawn gnomes as slaves under your communist tyrrany!
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okay ill do that and im not a communist.
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Oh.... i thought that most people ruled their slave gnomes as a communist. i know i do.
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now can i borrow 3 to 4 hundred dollars.
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why?
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hospital bill

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Post by qeee1 »

You care for your gnomes too much... let 'em die, I say.
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*pops up holding a heavily armed and armored lawn gnome* Who's threatening the gnomes?

*points accusatorily at the various people in the thread*
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*points back*
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*finds out he's been discovered grabs the chair leg of truth from marik, and smashes all the lawn gnomes before escaping into the night.*
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*gnomes parts slowly reassemble into to smaller, but more plentiful gnomes*

*Fantasia music starts*
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Is that the movie based on that poem?
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Post by qeee1 »

...maybe?

I may have gotten the movie wrong. Who knows.
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If it's the one with the broomstick it's based on a poem by Goethe. I just googled the first line of it.
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Let us go then you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky,
Like a patient etherised upon a table
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Let us go then you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky,
Like a patient etherised upon a table
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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reverend_kyle wrote:As for the gender part.. everyone knows girls shouldnt be in school learning math. They should be learning to cook and clean...


:shock: :shock: :evil: :evil:
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areyouincahoots wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:As for the gender part.. everyone knows girls shouldnt be in school learning math. They should be learning to cook and clean...


:shock: :shock: :evil: :evil:


Go lay by your dish...



I was just kidding, you know I love you cahoots.. trying to bring you back to the thread.. I SWEAR!
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areyouincahoots wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:As for the gender part.. everyone knows girls shouldnt be in school learning math. They should be learning to cook and clean...


:shock: :shock: :evil: :evil:

Wayhey! \:D/ Hooty's back! :mrgreen:
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Cahoots was HERE! :shock: Did grim disappear again?
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You mean Grimmypoo?
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Oh sure, lets all just ignore qeees interesting, intellectually stimulating, fantastic post, because a girl visited the thread.

I hate you guys.
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qeee1 wrote:Oh sure, lets all just ignore qeees interesting, intellectually stimulating, fantastic post, because a girl visited the thread.

I hate you guys.


chicks before dicks.
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I have the feeling that about 50% of all people would disagree with you.
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