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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:41 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted now its the only thing you can remember!
I wish she didn't have crabs!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:47 pm
by e_i_pi
Granted, but now she has seafood extender where the crabs used to be
I wish I had tartare sauce
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted but that's all you have.
I wish there was no hunger in the world
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:56 pm
by e_i_pi
Granted but everyone now subsists on a diet of tartare sauce and seafood extender harvested from between Catherine Zeta Jones' legs.
I wish I hadn't replied in a manner that could raise the attention of the mods
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:57 pm
by jayde
granted, but then you're randomly banned anyway.
I wish it would snow!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:02 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted but it won't stop snowing and everyone is targeting you with snowballs.
I wish i could travel more
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:08 pm
by mpjh
Granted. Welcome to Kandur Central Prison.
I wish I had 700 billion dollars.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:10 pm
by jayde
Granted, but the taxes are $800 billion. Pay up.
I wish I had a maid.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:18 pm
by mpjh
Granted. Meet Fred.
I wish George W. Bush were sober.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:19 pm
by jayde
granted, but he's still Prez for a few more weeks.
I wish Fred was a straight single Chippendale who becomes my live-in maid.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:30 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted. He trips on his first day and permanently injures a vital part of his anatomy and successfully sues you for $1,000,000,000.00.
I wish i had gotten the money instead of him.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:33 pm
by jayde
granted, but I now own you. Go clean the bathroom and pick up my dry cleaning.
I wish I had a better lawyer.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:36 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted but he's too busy with bigger cases to take yours on now.
I wish I didn't have to clean the bathroom!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:42 pm
by strike wolf
Granted now you have to tongue clean the outhouse.
I wish that I hadn't gotten thrown into the sun.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:45 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted. now you're just stuck in space
I wish i didn't have to tongue clean anywhere
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:50 pm
by strike wolf
granted but you still have to clean the out house and walk bare foot through broken glass.
I wish that I could get to see something cool while floating around in space.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:57 pm
by heavycola
strike wolf wrote:granted but you still have to clean the out house and walk bare foot through broken glass.
I wish that I could get to see something cool while floating around in space.
you have 20 seconds to enjoy it before you suffocate to death.
I wish everyone could be more like me
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:00 pm
by jayde
granted but then we all kill ourselves because we suck too much
I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:08 pm
by strike wolf
We're sorry the wish you have given cannot be answered at this time. Please hang up and try again.
I wish I could breathe in space.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:11 pm
by e_i_pi
Wish granted, and you discover space actually smells like burning pubic hair.
I wish I had zero wishes
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:12 pm
by jayde
granted.
I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:14 pm
by strike wolf
strike wolf wrote:We're sorry the wish you have given cannot be answered at this time. Please hang up and try again.
I wish space didn't smell like burning pubic hair.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:20 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted it smells like a burning outhouse
I wish I could see the pyramids
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:23 pm
by jayde
granted but your stuck inside entombed.
I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:27 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted bu that means that this thread never started. this causes a rift in the space-time continuum causing our galaxy to cease to exist.
I wish you had never made that wish