bryguy wrote:darthy comes back from the dead, kills all wolfs in their sleep and sends all kittens into the ocean *
With the wolves gone, elk and coyote populations quickly skyrocket out of control. Elk become too numerous for their own good and start destroying saplings of trees that later would have become beaver dams which causes beaver populations to decrease and without the dams, areas for fish to live in become sporadic and their populations are reduced causing birds of prey to lose a necessary food source and with the fact that there are now less trees to make nests in they also begin to decrease in number. Meanwhile, coyotes have become the top predator and begin terrorizing small mammals (some of which also feed birds of prey) and the numbers for these mammals begin to decrease. They also interrupt the annual migrations of American Antelopes causing their numbers to fall. Soon the world becomes a disaster zone as the natural balance has been destroyed.
Seeking to make things better, the people of this horrible future tie bryguy/darth vader to a log and offer him as a sacrifice to bring back the wolves. The sacrifice is accepted causing Bryguy's death and the renewal of the wolves. Now the world may live in peace.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
bryguy wrote:darthy comes back from the dead, kills all wolfs in their sleep and sends all kittens into the ocean *
With the wolves gone, elk and coyote populations quickly skyrocket out of control. Elk become too numerous for their own good and start destroying saplings of trees that later would have become beaver dams which causes beaver populations to decrease and without the dams, areas for fish to live in become sporadic and their populations are reduced causing birds of prey to lose a necessary food source and with the fact that there are now less trees to make nests in they also begin to decrease in number. Meanwhile, coyotes have become the top predator and begin terrorizing small mammals (some of which also feed birds of prey) and the numbers for these mammals begin to decrease. They also interrupt the annual migrations of American Antelopes causing their numbers to fall. Soon the world becomes a disaster zone as the natural balance has been destroyed.
Seeking to make things better, the people of this horrible future tie bryguy/darth vader to a log and offer him as a sacrifice to bring back the wolves. The sacrifice is accepted causing Bryguy's death and the renewal of the wolves. Now the world may live in peace.