Conquer Club

Damn you ManB!

jammyjames wrote:

caymanmew wrote:

obliterationX wrote:Any of the game chats on this site featuring any of "the kids" - [player]rliles[/player], [player]moldy780[/player], [player]caymanmew[/player] and [player]sailorseal[/player], are always something to behold.

your putting me in a group with 10 year olds! i consider them kids as well as I'm not a kid!

I'm pretty sure 14 years old is a kid cayman

no 14 is a teen

fourteen

You're right, and based on that logic, 10-year-olds are kids and 30-year-olds are adults.

ten

thirty

the.killing.44 wrote:You're right, and based on that logic, 10-year-olds are kids and 30-year-olds are adults.

ten

thirty

Eighty

2010-07-11 00:42:17 - caymanmew: gl all
2010-07-11 00:50:08 - caymanmew: i get last trade!
2010-07-11 00:58:25 - torresgerrard: anyone gonna make a move?
2010-07-11 00:58:32 - torresgerrard: this could take a frw hours
2010-07-11 00:58:59 - caymanmew: i hope noy...it will not i will be making a move soon
2010-07-11 00:59:09 - caymanmew:
2010-07-11 01:00:00 - caymanmew: i've won a officil c.c. tournament now i feel like god and will attack past red though blue and into the heart of greens armys
2010-07-11 01:00:12 - Ninja Champion: this is happening to a lot of my games
2010-07-11 01:00:14 - Ninja Champion: "My Spoils ([bracketed] if owned, next set worth troops)"
2010-07-11 01:00:19 - Ninja Champion: the value is missing
2010-07-11 01:00:37 - caymanmew: yes if you refreash with the b or r key that heppends
2010-07-11 01:00:46 - caymanmew: My Spoils ([bracketed] if owned, next set worth troops
2010-07-11 01:00:56 - caymanmew: i made a bug thing
2010-07-11 01:01:02 - caymanmew: report
2010-07-11 01:01:53 - Ninja Champion: you're right
2010-07-11 01:02:04 - caymanmew: of couse i am!
2010-07-11 01:02:11 - caymanmew: i always am i'm god!
2010-07-11 01:04:41 - torresgerrard: 7287328 you guys wanna joiun?
2010-07-11 01:05:10 - caymanmew: no way i'm beat
2010-07-11 01:05:17 - caymanmew: god need sleep to
2010-07-11 01:08:02 - caymanmew: shit i was hoping for dice there
2010-07-11 01:08:15 - caymanmew: wow killer
2010-07-11 01:08:21 - torresgerrard: wtf blue?
2010-07-11 01:08:32 - blkgoblin: damn that is bs
2010-07-11 01:08:39 - torresgerrard: what happened
2010-07-11 01:08:45 - blkgoblin: my shit lag....f*ck
2010-07-11 01:09:29 - torresgerrard: mind ending?
2010-07-11 01:10:01 - caymanmew: lol
2010-07-11 01:10:02 - torresgerrard: red u better not have a set
2010-07-11 01:10:26 - Ninja Champion: nope, this is yours even if I did
2010-07-11 01:11:14 - caymanmew: shit
2010-07-11 01:11:21 - blkgoblin: damn that my game
2010-07-11 01:11:25 - blkgoblin: fuckin bs
2010-07-11 01:11:27 - Ninja Champion: what happened god?
2010-07-11 01:11:31 - Ninja Champion: budha interupt?
2010-07-11 01:11:33 - blkgoblin: gg grn....u lucky sob
2010-07-11 01:11:38 - torresgerrard: hahah a:P
2010-07-11 01:11:40 - Ninja Champion: lol, gg guys
2010-07-11 01:11:53 - torresgerrard: that was funn gg
2010-07-11 01:13:19 - caymanmew: computer problems... not every god is perfect

caymanmew wrote:2010-07-11 00:42:17 - caymanmew: gl all
2010-07-11 00:50:08 - caymanmew: i get last trade!
2010-07-11 00:58:25 - torresgerrard: anyone gonna make a move?
2010-07-11 00:58:32 - torresgerrard: this could take a frw hours
2010-07-11 00:58:59 - caymanmew: i hope noy...it will not i will be making a move soon
2010-07-11 00:59:09 - caymanmew:
2010-07-11 01:00:00 - caymanmew: i've won a officil c.c. tournament now i feel like god and will attack past red though blue and into the heart of greens armys
2010-07-11 01:00:12 - Ninja Champion: this is happening to a lot of my games
2010-07-11 01:00:14 - Ninja Champion: "My Spoils ([bracketed] if owned, next set worth troops)"
2010-07-11 01:00:19 - Ninja Champion: the value is missing
2010-07-11 01:00:37 - caymanmew: yes if you refreash with the b or r key that heppends
2010-07-11 01:00:46 - caymanmew: My Spoils ([bracketed] if owned, next set worth troops
2010-07-11 01:00:56 - caymanmew: i made a bug thing
2010-07-11 01:01:02 - caymanmew: report
2010-07-11 01:01:53 - Ninja Champion: you're right
2010-07-11 01:02:04 - caymanmew: of couse i am!
2010-07-11 01:02:11 - caymanmew: i always am i'm god!
2010-07-11 01:04:41 - torresgerrard: 7287328 you guys wanna joiun?
2010-07-11 01:05:10 - caymanmew: no way i'm beat
2010-07-11 01:05:17 - caymanmew: god need sleep to
2010-07-11 01:08:02 - caymanmew: shit i was hoping for dice there
2010-07-11 01:08:15 - caymanmew: wow killer
2010-07-11 01:08:21 - torresgerrard: wtf blue?
2010-07-11 01:08:32 - blkgoblin: damn that is bs
2010-07-11 01:08:39 - torresgerrard: what happened
2010-07-11 01:08:45 - blkgoblin: my shit lag....f*ck
2010-07-11 01:09:29 - torresgerrard: mind ending?
2010-07-11 01:10:01 - caymanmew: lol
2010-07-11 01:10:02 - torresgerrard: red u better not have a set
2010-07-11 01:10:26 - Ninja Champion: nope, this is yours even if I did
2010-07-11 01:11:14 - caymanmew: shit
2010-07-11 01:11:21 - blkgoblin: damn that my game
2010-07-11 01:11:25 - blkgoblin: fuckin bs
2010-07-11 01:11:27 - Ninja Champion: what happened god?
2010-07-11 01:11:31 - Ninja Champion: budha interupt?
2010-07-11 01:11:33 - blkgoblin: gg grn....u lucky sob
2010-07-11 01:11:38 - torresgerrard: hahah a:P
2010-07-11 01:11:40 - Ninja Champion: lol, gg guys
2010-07-11 01:11:53 - torresgerrard: that was funn gg
2010-07-11 01:13:19 - caymanmew: computer problems... not every god is perfect

That was worthless. Looks like you need a distraction!

Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Conway Twitty

Army of GOD wrote:

caymanmew wrote:2010-07-11 00:42:17 - caymanmew: gl all
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That was worthless. Looks like you need a distraction!

Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Conway Twitty

that was worthless...yo FIREd

nu-cle-ar

2007-12-20 07:33:12 - n4zer0: how the hell do we play
2007-12-20 07:36:21 - CharginMahLazer: omg
2007-12-20 07:36:56 - PedoBear: hurro
2007-12-20 07:37:14 - PedoBear: wtf is this shit?
2007-12-20 07:38:42 - CharginMahLazer: i feel disappointed
2007-12-20 07:39:19 - PedoBear: crazy mutha fuckas
2007-12-20 07:40:05 - n4zer0: john spend some time and find a good game
2007-12-20 07:40:36 - PedoBear: find me some children O.o
2007-12-20 07:40:55 - CharginMahLazer: bitches dont know about my lazer
2007-12-20 07:41:27 - PedoBear: shhhhhhh, you're scaring the children...... away.
2007-12-20 07:49:13 - gordonbrown: this is AMAZING the best game i ever played

Game 7311172

2010-07-15 10:03:52 - JoshyBoy: Good luck buddy have fun.
2010-07-15 10:04:44 - thedice: luck? fun? see the drop? see the dice?
2010-07-15 10:04:54 - thedice: so please, do not talk about luck and fun!
2010-07-15 10:04:56 - thedice: thanx!
2010-07-15 10:06:21 - thedice: 8 vs 3.... i lost ALL, you lost NONE!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010-07-15 10:06:25 - thedice: questions????????????????#
2010-07-15 10:08:24 - JoshyBoy: Shut the hell up.
2010-07-15 10:08:51 - thedice: ok, thanx for joining, poor sportsman!
2010-07-15 10:09:15 - JoshyBoy: You are the one with the poor sportsmanship.
2010-07-15 10:09:28 - JoshyBoy: 2010-07-15 10:04:44 - thedice: luck? fun? see the drop? see the dice?
2010-07-15 10:09:33 - JoshyBoy: 2010-07-15 10:04:54 - thedice: so please, do not talk about luck and fun!
2010-07-15 10:09:34 - thedice: take this easy points and be happy about!
2010-07-15 10:09:40 - JoshyBoy: Very nice.
2010-07-15 10:09:43 - thedice: what?
2010-07-15 10:09:55 - thedice: did you lost 7 vs 3 and 8 vs 3 in a row...?
2010-07-15 10:10:09 - thedice: this sucks! and has nothing to do with random!
2010-07-15 10:10:14 - JoshyBoy: I know. But there is no need for the attitude.
2010-07-15 10:10:20 - JoshyBoy: It happens to all of us dude.
2010-07-15 10:10:22 - thedice: and players like you kill the rest of fun...
2010-07-15 10:10:26 - JoshyBoy: C'mon it's part of the game.
2010-07-15 10:10:54 - JoshyBoy: How am I "killing the rest of the fun" exactly?
2010-07-15 10:10:58 - thedice: IF, even IF this would happen to my oponent i would say 'Sorry and better luck next time'
2010-07-15 10:11:00 - JoshyBoy: I'm just playing the game.
2010-07-15 10:11:05 - thedice: but you say: shut the hell up....
2010-07-15 10:11:10 - thedice: see the difference???????
2010-07-15 10:11:35 - JoshyBoy: That's because of your attitude.
2010-07-15 10:11:53 - thedice: i know, you play the game for points.... i play for havig fun! and games and players like you kill the fun!!!
2010-07-15 10:12:08 - thedice: lucky player, but poor man!
2010-07-15 10:12:16 - thedice: poor, poor, poor....
2010-07-15 10:12:35 - JoshyBoy: You don't know me you weirdo.
2010-07-15 10:12:40 - JoshyBoy: I play for fun.
2010-07-15 10:12:58 - thedice: thing you can end it now?
2010-07-15 10:13:28 - thedice: playing for fun means being gentle... not? so feel the pain after loosing silly dices...
2010-07-15 10:13:29 - JoshyBoy: No... could you help me some more please?
2010-07-15 10:13:53 - JoshyBoy: This is the funniest game chat I have read for ages.
2010-07-15 10:14:07 - thedice: anyway... hope you have the same luck in life! and be more gentle next time, please!
2010-07-15 10:14:51 - JoshyBoy: Good game buddy.
2010-07-15 10:15:08 - JoshyBoy: Sorry about the drop and dice.

Here's a good chuckle and we actually won.

2010-04-03 14:47:02 - jefjef [team]: What a fucked up drop. Army. I'm gonna FOE you.
2010-04-03 17:02:03 - Army of GOD [team]: f*ck you. It's your fault I have the premium. I'm gonna foe you!
2010-04-03 17:04:33 - Army of GOD [team]: And we have such great team chemistry.
2010-04-03 17:51:36 - elfish_lad [team]: shut the f*ck up you two and kill someone!
2010-04-03 17:58:18 - jefjef [team]: stick it up your tight elfish ass! I have yet to win a game with either one of you.........
2010-04-03 17:59:09 - elfish_lad [team]: hmm... and what the common denominator be there I wonder?!?!
2010-04-03 18:02:53 - elfish_lad [team]: AoG and I are undefeated together
2010-04-03 18:34:19 - elfish_lad [team]: of course AoG and I have never played a game together yet, but that's not the point...
2010-04-03 20:50:10 - jefjef [team]: $&&&&& kill that yeller by your stack & fort Koyukon to me & I'll merge mine with yours
2010-04-03 21:33:19 - Army of GOD [team]: What Yellow stack? They have no yellow stack!
2010-04-03 22:21:51 - jefjef [team]: Did it say yellow STACK. I DONT THINK SO. Ya gotta learn to read before ya win.
2010-04-03 23:31:34 - elfish_lad [team]: lol
2010-04-04 13:18:51 - Army of GOD [team]: SHITFUCK. I thought I did
2010-04-04 13:19:53 - Army of GOD [team]: So what's the gameplan? Are we going for the Arctic?
2010-04-07 13:22:56 - Army of GOD [team]: Should I take the Arctic?
2010-04-07 15:28:57 - elfish_lad [team]: yes...
2010-04-07 15:34:39 - elfish_lad [team]: okay, my fricken goal here is to take yellow out of the north
2010-04-07 15:37:47 - elfish_lad [team]: okay, f*ck that, I'm going to hit that Pink 6 Stack on Aztec
2010-04-07 15:41:31 - elfish_lad [team]: pfft... down to three any-fricken-way
2010-04-07 15:50:19 - elfish_lad [team]: I am the boil on the arse of our team in this game! Sweet.
2010-04-07 15:50:27 - elfish_lad [team]: Mom would be proud.
2010-04-07 18:00:25 - Army of GOD [team]: That was epically sad. Jefjef, tell your fucking guy in Sugpiat to fucking die for God's sakes!
2010-04-08 16:06:21 - Army of GOD [team]: Mother of fucking God jefjef. YOUR GUY WON'T FUCKING DIE.
2010-04-09 13:05:39 - Army of GOD [team]: Haha that makes up for all of the games I've lost in the past. Maybe your discount premium isn't so bad jefjef...

2010-07-17 22:24:58 - caymanmew: gg
2010-07-17 22:25:39 - FireStar: gl
2010-07-17 22:25:44 - FireStar:
2010-07-17 22:26:12 - caymanmew: no it's gg
2010-07-17 22:26:38 - caymanmew: f*ck f*ck f*ck! ing dice
2010-07-17 22:27:59 - caymanmew: ing dice!
2010-07-17 22:28:38 - caymanmew: ing E key!
2010-07-17 22:30:24 - caymanmew: ing E key beinh so close to R key!
2010-07-17 22:30:36 - caymanmew: ing me!
2010-07-17 22:31:19 - caymanmew: ing game!
2010-07-17 22:31:51 - FireStar: gg
2010-07-17 22:32:17 - caymanmew: really ya think!?






i was pissed off

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo broken by a teammate =(

2010-07-18 22:08:50 - Army of GOD: ▲
2010-07-18 22:08:52 - what,me worry? [team]: why fort to hong kong?
2010-07-18 22:08:54 - Army of GOD: ▲ ▲

Game 6112360

2010-02-17 10:39:49 - GENERAL STONEHAM: ...ever heard the song about "0ne is the lonelyess number"?
2010-02-17 10:39:58 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

2010-08-09 09:07:51 - mkcummins [team]: i bet they're dying to know where denise is....
2010-08-09 09:25:12 - Denise [team]: yes hahaha
2010-08-09 10:10:17 - lord voldemort [team]: it isnt fog?
2010-08-09 10:14:11 - Denise [team]: oh!! ha ha duh
2010-08-09 12:35:20 - mkcummins [team]: ohhh, hahahaha

2010-12-14 16:27:21 - alching: dude your 26 playing conquer club who as a picture of a cow waving its tits around on you page
2010-12-14 16:27:29 - #1_stunna: lmao!!!!!!!
2010-12-14 16:27:34 - alching: dont you think itd be more natural if it were a woman
2010-12-14 16:27:34 - #1_stunna: i might have to sig that
2010-12-14 16:27:42 - #1_stunna: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2010-12-14 16:27:54 - alching: like no offence but its disgusting to see someone interested in animals

anyone got some hilarious gamechats stashed in their games?

oh I didn't even realize there was already a thread like this

BUMP!!! haha

check saxitoxin's game chats. some of them.