Conquer Club

why the f*ck would anyone want to have a drink with colton? He's an under-age arsehole with zero brain cells. What sort of paedophiles are on this site exactly?

Pedronicus wrote:why the f*ck would anyone want to have a drink with colton? He's an under-age arsehole with zero brain cells. What sort of paedophiles are on this site exactly?

I'm trying to imagine him waiting on the table but he'd probably completely f*ck that up. Reminds me of the last time I bought a bottle of whiskey in the bar and the young chap serving the table (he said it was his first day on the job...Pah! Serve the fucking whiskey!) was entirely unable to either open the bottle, get ice into a jug, pour shots from the bottle into the shot glass, deal with how many shots to put into the shot glass and finally understand that the reason for the fucking jug was that we were drinking the whiskey mixed and where is the fucking mixer?

That'd be colton.

I'd happily drink with most of the CC players as there are few things I like more than chatting about CC. It also helps that I am extremely undiscerning when drunk - even uncomprehending to be perfectly honest about it - so whomever it was could just prattle on about freestyle vs. sequential or what to do about farming and I'd just sit there and smile...before probably spotting some tail, making grunted apologies and leaving the CC'er alone, in China and completely lost. But then I'm just that kind of guy where tail is concerned.

I would also drink with Changsha. He seems the kind of guy you'd have fun with when drinking.

From the sound of it, i already did.

To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

Yeah, it's worth noting that jonesthecurl, in spite of being a nefarious super villain intent on world domination, is one hell of a host, and a really cool guy to drink with. I definitely look forward to hanging out with him again sometime, I just need to bring better wine with me.

Mr Changsha wrote:I'd happily drink with most of the CC players as there are few things I like more than chatting about CC. It also helps that I am extremely undiscerning when drunk - even uncomprehending to be perfectly honest about it - so whomever it was could just prattle on about freestyle vs. sequential or what to do about farming and I'd just sit there and smile...before probably spotting some tail, making grunted apologies and leaving the CC'er alone, in China and completely lost. But then I'm just that kind of guy where tail is concerned.

This reminds me of a scene in American Dad. Steve's trying to get Roger to come home and says something like "I know I'm not the best of friends and if I had to pick between you and the boob, I'd pick the boob, but I'd always come home to you afterwards and tell you what it was like."

hummm wonder why i'm not on anyones list

alex951 wrote:hummm wonder why i'm not on anyones list

You're cordially invited to come to the Party of the Forgotten, which includes Titanic, vodean and myself.

Or, alternatively, send your avatar to the drunken top 10 avatar party I am hosting.

notyou2 wrote:Or, alternatively, send your avatar to the drunken top 10 avatar party I am hosting.

Don't you dare steal my party-hopeful! We need a girl!

Any 10 people in Alcoholics Unanonymous.

Titanic wrote:

Timminz wrote:I'd have a drink with Titanic, and not just because of the petty begging.

Thanks, I'm glad someone stands up for me...

Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.

notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

You sissy. What's the matter, afraid your hair will catch on fire?

natty_dread wrote:

notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

You sissy. What's the matter, afraid your hair will catch on fire?

If Homer Simpson had a beer with him, I'll have a beer with him.

That has to be one of the top 5 greatest Simpsons episodes.

I will very gladly have a beer with those gentlemen who've expressed their desire to do so.
- Me old and trusted mate Dazler; My speed buddy and closet freedom fighter Timz; And our long departed, part Sioux 'crazy-spider' DaGip!
.. we can then all drunkenly, Yet sensitively, roger Clapps after the curry. (Clapps you are not invited for the drinkies as frankly that is mans business!... no don't argue! we'll bring you a pickled onion and a packet of frazzles as our tools your ale fuelled seduction.. Ahhh sweet, sweet romance! it's subtle melody chimes about my mind like the crunch of a chutney covered popedom!!)

jiminski wrote:I will very gladly have a beer with those gentlemen who've expressed their desire to do so.
- Me old and trusted mate Dazler; My speed buddy and closet freedom fighter Timz; And our long departed, part Sioux 'crazy-spider' DaGip!
.. we can then all drunkenly, Yet sensitively, roger Clapps after the curry. (Clapps you are not invited for the drinkies as frankly that is mans business!... no don't argue! we'll bring you a pickled onion and a packet of frazzles as our tools your ale fuelled seduction.. Ahhh sweet, sweet romance! it's subtle melody chimes about my mind like the crunch of a chutney covered popedom!!)

I hope you're not a curry puff Jimbob. that night would be grand. how could Clap recline that offer.

DAZMCFC wrote:

Titanic wrote:

Timminz wrote:I'd have a drink with Titanic, and not just because of the petty begging.

Thanks, I'm glad someone stands up for me...

Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.

Woooh! Agreed, only if you give us Given back

10 you say...

killmanic
daydream
white moose
hwhrhett
owenshooter
clapper
samuelc812
lackattack cause he is loaded and can pay for it all
h2sy
timminz..i always like that guy

lots of close misses though

notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

Well you take them avatars and your tissue and have fun. I'm still gonna take my drink with those hotties that play CC.

Clapper, I got a bottle of Sailor Jerry's and a couple of 40's

natty_dread wrote:

notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

You sissy. What's the matter, afraid your hair will catch on fire?

Not worried about my hair.
I'm thinking that if you burp fire, I can't imagine what your farts would do, but I am sure they would kill the party.

Titanic wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

Titanic wrote:

Timminz wrote:I'd have a drink with Titanic, and not just because of the petty begging.

Thanks, I'm glad someone stands up for me...

Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.

Woooh! Agreed, only if you give us Given back

you can't have Given, but we'll give you Benjani.

Pedronicus wrote:why the f*ck would anyone want to have a drink with colton? He's an under-age arsehole with zero brain cells. What sort of paedophiles are on this site exactly?

In that case I'll take Colton, and give all 10 drinks to him.

DAZMCFC wrote:

Titanic wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.

Woooh! Agreed, only if you give us Given back

you can't have Given, but we'll give you Benjani.

Wow, we're not that desperate...

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