Biden helped to create...Covid-19...!!!!

[Jdsizzleslice]

How are these not CC maps?

+1. Does mookie win this thread?

[TeeGee]

ummm

[saxitoxin]

The White House has just released a short film documenting the president's miraculous recovery and triumphant return to the White House! MAGA & KAGA!



The president then filmed a short video from the Truman Balcony greeting all Americans and thanking them for their support (except old Sleepy Joe who savagely ran the most awful attack ads throughout his three day recovery) which led to his recovery in record time.

President Donald J. Trump - having now gone through the crucible and emerged stronger than ever - now has immunity to the coronavirus, while Old Sleepy Joe must continue cowering and hiding. This is an election pitting the strong versus the weak.



While other world leaders like Boris Johnson were ventilated and in intensive care for weeks, the president's superior genes and the fact he was chosen by a higher power for his office saw him suffer nothing more than a minor cough.


Meanwhile, 300 Trump supporters blocked 5th Avenue in filthy New York to force Manhattanites to observe a moment of respect for Trump's recovery.

[jonesthecurl]

MAGA and CACK, more like.

[saxitoxin]

The New York Post has declared President Donald J. Trump an "INVINCIBLE HERO."

Sure, he could have done a Joe Biden and hidden in the White House the last five months, a president under quarantine cowering from the Chinese virus.

But, as the president told his old friend Rudy Giuliani on Saturday afternoon, he took the risks he had to take, because “Great generals do not lead from behind. They get out front and motivate the troops.”

If the president bounces back onto the campaign trail, he will be an invincible hero, who not only survived every dirty trick the Democrats threw at him, but the Chinese virus as well. He will show America we no longer have to be afraid.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/04/coronavir ... mp-devine/

[riskllama]

*crickets*...

[degaston]

*crickets*...

What's there to talk about?

I'm sure no one is interested in how Trump has turned the White House into a cesspool of disease.

Or how his attempt at a propaganda video left him gasping for air. Christ, he must really have been out of shape 20 years ago. Though his euphoria is probably just a side effect of the experimental cocktail of drugs they're giving him. (Whatever happened to hydroxychloroquine and injecting disinfectants?) Normally reserved for patients severely affected by coronavirus (What aren't they telling us?), side effects of Dexamethasone include blood clots, blurred vision, and headaches and “psychic derangements,” such as insomnia, mood swings and “frank psychotic manifestations”. But I'm sure there's no danger in having a president in charge of the nuclear codes who could be having psychotic reactions to drugs. Maybe he'll only tank the DOW by 600 points with a single tweet, because he decided to hold the economy hostage unless he's re-elected. Though he may have reversed that, but who knows - people undergoing psychotic episodes can be so unpredictable.

And no one cares about how Trump lost again in court, and will have to provide his tax returns to a prosecutor. (Unless the Supreme Court bails him out - no wonder he's more interested in rushing another radical judge onto the court instead of trying to help the country recover from his disastrous handling of the pandemic.) Or how Biden leads Trump by 21 points.

I know - let's all talk about Hillary's email server - that's certainly relevant and topical, and totally not desperate! Or maybe we could just talk about whatever Russian disinformation the president wants to spew.

No, he's not desperate... not desperate at all.

[riskllama]

lol yeah, aside from all that...

[saxitoxin]

Awesome! The failing New York Times has just reported THE DONALD HAS LEFT THE EXECUTIVE RESIDENCE AND IS BACK IN THE WEST WING!

Back to work and prepping for his debate with Sleepy Joe ... if Joe isn't too scared at his elderly frailty and tries to duck out, that is!

[degaston]

Awesome! The failing New York Times has just reported THE DONALD HAS LEFT THE EXECUTIVE RESIDENCE AND IS BACK IN THE WEST WING!

Back to work and prepping for his debate with Sleepy Joe ... if Joe isn't too scared at his elderly frailty and tries to duck out, that is!

Are you getting paid for your pathetic cheerleading, or are you just that thoroughly indoctrinated into the cult?

Trump says he won't participate in next debate after commission announces it will be virtual

Trump can feel the walls closing in on him. His crimes are being documented, his web of lies is exposed, and his distractions aren't working. He has no friends - only cult members who will drink the cyanide when he says it's time. The sycophants who kissed his ass are beginning to realize that his time is up, but they're stuck - they can't go against the cult.
Republican Sen. Martha McSally of Arizona would not say on Tuesday whether she was proud of her support of President Donald Trump

He has no ideas and no plan to help the country - he's only in this to try to save his own skin from going to prison. (or maybe worse, depending on whom he owes that $421,000,000 to) Even if he resigns, Pence can't pardon him from State charges. He knows his only chance is to try (again) to kill Biden by infecting him with his disease. A virtual debate won't allow him to do that, so there's no advantage for him to face Joe and be spanked once again.

[saxitoxin]

from going to prison

LOL, during every GOP administration, out-of-power Democrats spend four years ranting and howling they'll imprison the president once they claw their way back to power. Nothing ever happens because it was always just a shiny object Rat leaders were using to mesmerize their base. And the base promptly forgets.

It's a time-honored tradition you're keeping up.

See: https://www.democracynow.org/2006/12/8/ ... rge_w_bush, etc.

[Keefie]

Trump running scared. Are his shin splints playing up again

[degaston]

from going to prison

LOL, during every GOP administration, out-of-power Democrats spend four years ranting and howling they'll imprison the president once they claw their way back to power. Nothing ever happens because it was always just a shiny object Rat leaders were using to mesmerize their base. And the base promptly forgets.

It's a time-honored tradition you're keeping up.

See: https://www.democracynow.org/2006/12/8/ ... rge_w_bush, etc.

Maybe Democrats talk about it more because Republicans commit so many more crimes?
Comparing Presidential Administrations by felony arrests and convictions (as of 9/17/2018)

It's a time honored tradition that Trump is keeping up.

[degaston]

Trump running scared. Are his shin splints playing up again

Bone spurs! Though somehow they miraculously disappeared after the war was over, even though bone spurs don't do that.

Maybe that's why he looks so weird when he stands.

... or maybe it's the shoe lifts?

[saxitoxin]

The President makes two important announcements!

[Keefie]

The President makes two important announcements!

[riskllama]

saxi or Trump?

[Dukasaur]

Trump says he won't participate in next debate after commission announces it will be virtual

Of course not. His entire strategy is interrupting, yelling, bullying. He has nothing rational to say. Only drowning out his opponent with ceaseless interruptions lets his deranged supporters claim victory. He knows he can't get away with it in a virtual debate.

[riskllama]

i have also heard he's planning on withholding a stimulus package until after the election, which sort of seems like a childish attempt to gain some votes - def. not in the best interests of Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Murica. man, does this guy ever need to go...

plus, his attempts at trying to suppress the vote

[Dukasaur]

i have also heard he's planning on withholding a stimulus package until after the election, which sort of seems like a childish attempt to gain some votes - def. not in the best interests of Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Murica. man, does this guy ever need to go...

Well, that one is more complicated actually. It's the fiscal conservatives among the Senate Republicans who won't allow any more stimulus. If it was up to Trump, he would let the bill pass. His grandstanding about not signing a stimulus bill is just an attempt to take a situation he can't control and make it look like it was his idea. One of the lines Micheal Emerling used to use in his seminars is "definition of a politician: someone who waits to see which way the crowd is going, then runs out there and yells 'follow me!' " Trump is still indubitably an asshole, but not in the way that you think.

[riskllama]

well, that's what saxi told me...*shrugs*

[mookiemcgee]

It a weird one, because the republicans in gov't would probably benefit in the election if they passed a bill this month. I think the rep calculation right now is 'punt' on everything for the next 45 days and then decided if they force a bunch of bill through during lame duck season, or do something entirely different if all the polls turn out to be wrong again and they somehow gain more seats in the houses and keep orange man for another 4 years.

[degaston]

from going to prison

LOL, during every GOP administration, out-of-power Democrats spend four years ranting and howling they'll imprison the president once they claw their way back to power. Nothing ever happens because it was always just a shiny object Rat leaders were using to mesmerize their base. And the base promptly forgets.

It's a time-honored tradition you're keeping up.

See: https://www.democracynow.org/2006/12/8/ ... rge_w_bush, etc.

Donald Trump Calls for AG Barr to Indict Joe Biden With 26 Days Until Election

Oooooohhhh! So shiny!

[riskllama]

lol, wow.

[saxitoxin]

from going to prison

LOL, during every GOP administration, out-of-power Democrats spend four years ranting and howling they'll imprison the president once they claw their way back to power. Nothing ever happens because it was always just a shiny object Rat leaders were using to mesmerize their base. And the base promptly forgets.

It's a time-honored tradition you're keeping up.

See: https://www.democracynow.org/2006/12/8/ ... rge_w_bush, etc.

Donald Trump Calls for AG Barr to Indict Joe Biden With 26 Days Until Election

Oooooohhhh! So shiny!

Sounds like a good idea to me!