Conquer Club

Congrats on the merger. You'll be an even more formidable force now. I prefer Spilked and Manked, myself. It has a certain, je ne sais quois!

Spanked and Milked? Wow.
it's actually quiet clever, because it kind of diffuses any need from opponents to make up derogatory nicknames. Reverse psychology, haha.

Anyway, best of luck to the Monkeys in their new home.

Arama86n wrote:Spanked and Milked? Wow.
it's actually quiet clever, because it kind of diffuses any need from opponents to make up derogatory nicknames. Reverse psychology, haha.

It didn't stop me!

I request the admin who changed the thread title to make it like it was originally.
This was is against kort, not against a new clan

Armandolas wrote:I request the admin who changed the thread title to make it like it was originally.
This was is against kort, not against a new clan

That would be Doc, I believe. TOFU owns this war thread

fishydance wrote:

Armandolas wrote:I request the admin who changed the thread title to make it like it was originally.
This was is against kort, not against a new clan

That would be Doc, I believe. TOFU owns this war thread

Actually, no. One of the admins changed this. I'll go ahead and change it back to KORT for now. I realize there is a new clan name, but we're not actually facing the merged clans. This war is against KORT. In CL7 and CC6, I'm sure we'll get the chance to square off against the newly combined S&M, but none of the TSM members are participating in any of the games in this war. I also realize that database entries will probably list S&M, but we'd like to refer to this as TOFU vs. KORT, in large part because of the historical rivalry the two of our clans have shared.

Doc_Brown wrote:

fishydance wrote:

Armandolas wrote:I request the admin who changed the thread title to make it like it was originally.
This was is against kort, not against a new clan

That would be Doc, I believe. TOFU owns this war thread

Actually, no. One of the admins changed this. I'll go ahead and change it back to KORT for now. I realize there is a new clan name, but we're not actually facing the merged clans. This war is against KORT. In CL7 and CC6, I'm sure we'll get the chance to square off against the newly combined S&M, but none of the TSM members are participating in any of the games in this war. I also realize that database entries will probably list S&M, but we'd like to refer to this as TOFU vs. KORT, in large part because of the historical rivalry the two of our clans have shared.

Totally agree, and my apologies for not being clear. Meant that Doc/TOFU is the one who owns this thread, and would therefore be able to change it. At least hopefully you can.

Doc_Brown wrote:

fishydance wrote:

Armandolas wrote:I request the admin who changed the thread title to make it like it was originally.
This was is against kort, not against a new clan

That would be Doc, I believe. TOFU owns this war thread

Actually, no. One of the admins changed this. I'll go ahead and change it back to KORT for now. I realize there is a new clan name, but we're not actually facing the merged clans. This war is against KORT. In CL7 and CC6, I'm sure we'll get the chance to square off against the newly combined S&M, but none of the TSM members are participating in any of the games in this war. I also realize that database entries will probably list S&M, but we'd like to refer to this as TOFU vs. KORT, in large part because of the historical rivalry the two of our clans have shared.

Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

IcePack wrote:Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

Can TOFU change their name to KORT now?

hopalong wrote:

IcePack wrote:Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

Can TOFU change their name to KORT now?

LOL! We are ahead of you on that one - already created a social KORT usergroup. So the name is taken

No, just no.

evolution at its best here

hopalong wrote:

IcePack wrote:Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

Can TOFU change their name to KORT now?

Keepers Of Rare Tofu (KORT)? We've needed to drop the sexist "Fellows" from the name for a while now.

Kindof Over, Really Tried
Knights Once, Renamed Twice
josKo's Oddly Round Tofu
Kids Only Return Tomorrow

IcePack wrote:
Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

So ESSENTIALLY its a merge of 2 different clans who gave the new clan a name. That "new" clan is taking advantage of the ranking achieved previously by a different clan.

IcePack wrote:Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

Actually it is a TECHNICALLY merger , the only difference is that AOC and Empired chosed the "right way to go" not wanting to take advantage of the best merged clan rank.

Conclusion. AOC , Empire and TSM are now social groups that cannot compete in clan events.
KORT is over and does not exist anymore.

Let's just win this Semi-final round of the CC5. Our only interest should be winning. If we just keep winning, we'll be ranked #1, why care about any other rankings?

"Just win baby" -Al Davis

MudPuppy wrote:

hopalong wrote:

IcePack wrote:Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

Can TOFU change their name to KORT now?

Keepers Of Rare Tofu (KORT)? We've needed to drop the sexist "Fellows" from the name for a while now.

I have to admit, the thought of CoF coming back to the site and seeing his old clan now called KORT does make me smile!

Armandolas wrote:

IcePack wrote:
Technically KORT has changed their name to S&M so "KORT" is S&M, while TSM going social and joining KORT / S&M doesn't really affect it.

So ESSENTIALLY its a merge of 2 different clans who gave the new clan a name. That "new" clan is taking advantage of the ranking achieved previously by a different clan.

IcePack wrote:Essentially KORT has changed their name and recruited new members. So it's not a "merger" like ACE was. While KORT was named KORT at the beginning, KORT is now S&M. Regardless of what members may or may not be recruited recently, that is their active clan name.

Actually it is a TECHNICALLY merger , the only difference is that AOC and Empired chosed the "right way to go" not wanting to take advantage of the best merged clan rank.

Conclusion. AOC , Empire and TSM are now social groups that cannot compete in clan events.
KORT is over and does not exist anymore.

No, it's a name change. KORT changed their name and added some new players. ACE became a new clan, that's the difference. When ACE become a new clan, they got all sorts of flak for it. Nobody thought it was fair that such a good clan would be beating up the little guys on an equal footing in the rankings. Nobody thought it was "the right way to go" at the time.

Wow 2 posts since I started mine. Now I have to quote Armando. *sigh The work never ends.

merch313 wrote:evolution at its best here

lulz merch!!!
you surely did a nice 360° turn!

Doc_Brown wrote:I have to admit, the thought of CoF coming back to the site and seeing his old clan now called KORT does make me smile!

iAmCaffeine wrote:
but for some reason I'm always swayed to cheer TOFU.

and this is why I like you .....

I am curious about one thing....how does a cow spank his monkey?

I guess this is the milked part...

loutil wrote:I am curious about one thing....how does a cow spank his monkey?

Very carefully

fishydance wrote:

loutil wrote:I am curious about one thing....how does a cow spank his monkey?

Very carefully

We are currently in the process of finding out the best method.
For now we have found that a tail whipping is most effective (and enjoyable) for the monkey.
However seeing as we are S&M now, we are still investigating other methods.