Conquer Club

NoSurvivors wrote:

agentcom wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

agentcom wrote:I'm in my 20s

Right now my score is a little bit low, but I'm sure I'll be back up there shortly!

You're 54 mate, stop trying to pull a fast one.

OK, Donald Trump

Right?

I can't believe you two still don't get it!

@fishy - time to upgrade your zimmer methinks!

iAmCaffeine wrote:
I can't believe you two still don't get it!

What's there to get?

Just read the first post.

Robinette wrote:

laughingcavalier wrote:Over-60 here, but you know one of my favourite things on the internet is corrupting 20-somethings who have never got into bed with anyone let alone had a threesome.

You know, i probably shouldn't admit this, but many years ago i did a couple threesomes...

First time I was totally inexperienced, it was me and 2 guys, and it wasn't very good for me as i was a bit space'd out...

The only other time, there was me, a wicked gal, and a guy that got pretty frustrated because I was the only one that scored points, lol...


Never have done another threesome, and pretty sure I never will again...

this are bad news,
and i thought we will be doing a Polymorphic together
but me in my unexperienced 20 1/2 Years
i should stick to http://www.doittomebaby.com


by the way do know this joke?
at the municipality
a guy is in an interview, looking for a new job
question one is
"are you allergic to anything"
answer
"yes, to coffee, that why i dont drink any"
2nd question
"have you ever been in the army ? "
answer
yes, i was 2 years in irak,
question no 3
"did you get any injuries while serving in the army ?"
answer
"yes, a landmine blew up my both testicles"
that should be enough on questions,
u qualified for the job, and start tomorrow at 7 a.m
and finish at 4 p.m, but its okay if ure here at 10 a.m

the guy askes
"what now, i thought i have to be here at 7 a.m
the answer is
"yes normaly, but we are here at the municipality, the first three hours we drink coffee and play pocket pool,
but this is something you can not do"

iAmCaffeine wrote:Just read the first post.

Thanks, I guess. (Or else I'm still not getting it.)

agentcom wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Just read the first post.

Thanks, I guess. (Or else I'm still not getting it.)

As long as you realise you're 54.

As someone who is 28, i find that there are very few good players here that are under 30

and it just seems that most of the really good players here in CC land are in their 40's, 50's and beyond...

But there ARE a few really great 20 somethings here at CC...

And being that this is my 9th year here, I think I am well qualified to determine who they are...
So here's my list...

The BEST CC PLAYERS UNDER 30...
as of April 4, 2014

12 gas 3884 2742 798 (29%) General 35 4.8 Greece
79 ChadTomer 3163 2610 700 (27%) Brigadier 37 4.9 United States
104 maroco 3065 1231 317 (26%) Brigadier 18 4.8 United Kingdom
126 Robinette 3015 729 205 (28%) Brigadier 9 5.0 United States
140 skychaser 2986 256 59 (23%) Colonel 12 4.8 Brazil
157 dko09 2932 441 122 (28%) Colonel 18 4.8 United States
173 Dudi 2871 241 69 (29%) Colonel 13 4.8 Israel
177 JPlo64 2858 1198 351 (29%) Colonel 24 4.8 United States
191 westbo 2829 17659 3074 (17%) Colonel 46 4.7 Netherlands
199 lexie3000 2807 782 204 (26%) Colonel 20 4.9 New Zealand
201 Therecanonlybe1 2801 3212 598 (19%) Colonel 17 4.8 Netherlands
217 Pershing 2769 1646 420 (26%) Colonel 8 4.8 United States
223 merida 2761 1784 362 (20%) Colonel 19 4.9 New Zealand
227 adolf_frogler 2751 1970 578 (29%) Colonel 16 4.8 Ireland
230 blockhead15 2745 6516 1562 (24%) Colonel 51 4.8 United States
236 joop98 2737 554 156 (28%) Colonel 21 4.7 Netherlands
247 KingRat 2720 25474 6982 (27%) Colonel 61 4.6 Canada


Are YOU an above average 20 something?
Do you think you should be on my list?
If you answered YES to both those questions, then please post...
if we determine that you really are, i'll add you to the list,
So that fame and fortune can follow you everywhere!

But if you are in the teens, I'm probably not interested unless you are REALLY exceptional...
it is very hard to fathom someone in their teens being good enough to be on this short list...
but if you really think that describes YOU, then please post...

I swear I have seen this thread before somewhere. Did you clear it with the black Jesus?

Robinette wrote:But if you are in the teens, I'm probably not interested unless you are REALLY exceptional...
it is very hard to fathom someone in their teens being good enough to be on this short list...
but if you really think that describes YOU, then please post...

actually since we have 12p games now, someone in their teens could very well attain a good score.


looking for such a player i found one that imho would actually be qualified for a super-list.

you see, a good player that sticks to 5-6p games is expected to have a win-rate of 20-30% but this guy actually has 42%. look at groxian

Robinette wrote:....And being that this is my 9th year here....

Well.....glad you didnt say "smartest."

people in their 40s > people in their 20s

Army of GOD wrote:people in their 40s > people in their 20s

I have passed 50, , but most are better than me...

I really thought that the trumpet blowing days were behind us.
Anyway, these posts are so close to identical I have merged them.

jackal31 wrote:

Robinette wrote:....And being that this is my 9th year here....

Well.....glad you didnt say "smartest."

What's wrong with what she said? She's been on the site for 9 years.. Well, she has about 15 more days until 9 years, but if you just say from 2006 to now, it's been 9 years.