Conquer Club

Crazyirishman wrote:

Pirlo wrote:P.S. I'm always sure who I want to f*ck but not who to kill and marry.. I'd always f*ck the whole list if possible!

That's the tough part of this thought experiment, one may sometimes have to go against ones natural urges and preferences in order to satisfy the conditions mentioned in the title. I can the the lasting effects that this thread has provided in strengthening the community more and more every day.

Fair enough.. you make a real sense here, and it would be cool if you could keep this interesting thread updated on a regular basis!

I'd f*ck them all to death and marry the corpses.

i'd marry manb cause I see him the msot I think,
then **** ljex
and then finally kill fenrir cause I never see him anyways.

Not really any feelings for any of these people because I don't see much of them

Marry Trinicardinal- Hey I'd be living on a beach in the Carribean with my retirement check, enough said.
F*ck Ace Rimmer- Besides the name he is one kinky SOB.
Kill all those AOR maps that I suck at.

I'm sorry I have been a made MC and haven't kept up to date on the bond building experience. Let's all give a big hand to

[player]BigBallinStalin[/player], [player]pimpdave[/player], and [player]army of nobunga[/player]

I'd f*ck pimpdave, marry BBS and kill AoN!

Pirlo wrote:I'd f*ck pimpdave, marry BBS and kill AoN!

Kill him now! Before he breeds!!

f*ck bbs to death

marry off pimpdave & aon to each other

I too would like to dabble in the forbidden fruits of the new top tier

Pimpdave, Woodruff, and BigBallinStalin, in whatever order...

who wants to change it up? crazyirishman?

shieldgenerator7 wrote:who wants to change it up? crazyirishman?

I'm in the process now, currently surveying potential spotlighted members

After months of intense research, I am proud to bring you all the next list of featured forum members. Please welcome:

[player]AslanTheKing[/player], [player]Funkyterrence[/player], and [player]Mr Changsha[/player]

Marry Changsha, and put him to work to earn me cash monies.
Fuck Aslan, because it really wouldn't work out.
Kill Terry.

Bollocks.

I'd kill Mr Changsha because he's better at Risk than I am.
I'd marry Aslan, he's something of a kindred spirit.
The last one goes without saying and yeah, I'm worth it.

P.S. Serbia's just jealous.

I would marry funkyterrance, since he is so kind to me,

i would f*ck mr changsha, since no other option left here,

i would kill aslantheking, since i feel ashamed , i married funkyterrance and fucked mr changsha

I would marry Mr Changsha for the good conversation.
I would **** Funkyterrance to find out what's so funky. Is he different but cool/nice, or does he smell bad?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=funky
I would kill AslanTheKing in self defense. Just look at his eyes and you'll know what I mean.

Marry Changsha because he looks sweet
f*ck Funky because it looks like he needs one
Kill Aslan before he commit suicide(dice related)

Being the masochist that I most certainly am, I would marry Aslan. Any man that whiny about dice would no doubt drive me to distraction with complaints about the dishes, not hanging up the washing etc. Also, I've always been strangely attracted to a german demanding (as only a german can) that "You must go to the bed NOW, you english pig-dog bastard" so at least we would have that...

I would f*ck funkyterrance in a mad drugged-up fury of self-recrimination and personal disgust. I've been there, I know what that is.

Then I would kill myself.

Ah, true love.

It very interesting to see that all three featured members are selfless enough to kill themselves instead of the others.

Crazyirishman wrote:It very interesting to see that all three featured members are selfless enough to kill themselves instead of the others.

Nah, I opted to f*ck myself. I'm not nearly as noble as the other two.

Your voices have been heard CC! after many pm's, suggestions, and months of deliberation your next featured forum members are:

[player]josko.ri[/player], [player]BoganGod[/player], and [player]HardAttack[/player]

sit tight, and rest easy knowing that the next edition of F1, M1, K1 is being thoroughly planned so we can continue to spread love throughout the fora.

f*ck HardAttack
Kill Josko
Marry BoganGod

Crazyirishman wrote:Your voices have been heard CC! after many pm's, suggestions, and months of deliberation your next featured forum members are:

[player]josko.ri[/player], [player]BoganGod[/player], and [player]HardAttack[/player]

sit tight, and rest easy knowing that the next edition of F1, M1, K1 is being thoroughly planned so we can continue to spread love throughout the fora.

Gilligan wrote:f*ck HardAttack
Kill Josko
Marry BoganGod

hilarious

f*ck bogan
kill josko
marry HA

Bollocks.