Conquer Club

Yeah, we really suck:http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=442&t=96540&start=0

We retired from clan challenges after simply being too sexy to hang out with you 13 yr old nerds that have never seen a real life titty. Funny thing though, we are thinking of coming out of retirement and slapping some people around. Get in line, and you may get lucky to have your ass handed to you in the sexiest way possible.

And yeah, our sigs rock and if you could go back in time to B-BpB time on CC, you would see how we changed the game with our branding.

Wow..how shocking that you would bring up the one thing your clan actually did. Which happened in 2009. The results of which wouldn't even count towards our current rankings because it happened more than 2 years ago. Those results..like your clan, are irrelevant. But, sure, hang your hat on revolutionizing signatures. Sounds like something studly men would do. I can list about 25 clans I'd rather challenge than yours.

jbrettlip wrote:We retired from clan challenges after simply being too sexy to hang out with you 13 yr old nerds that have never seen a real life titty.

Obviously, G1 is full of adults, with both women who have "fully matured", and men who know enough to respect them, rather than lower ourselves to immature teenage anatomy comments, based on this win alone. Now, I won't go so far as to suggest that this had anything to do with your clan's decision to no longer accept challenges, but others can take this post at face value.

Foxglove wrote:

Great-Ollie wrote:I find this really funny, every pack member posts as if it is "joking around" and yet fails to realize that in order for it to be a joke the one at the receiving end must see it that way. Dude it i because we are joking around, why are you making this out to be more then it is, relax a little. The reason we are doing so well with our clan is because we do not take things too serious other then our games. We have fun and all get along. Sorry if i hurt your little feelers, i will refrain from posting about your members who jumped ship from now on.

I agree with ljex. ( )

You guys (the Pack members in general) might think it's funny to constantly and relentlessly make jabs at EMPIRE (or whatever clan you're currently warring against) in every forum, but I definitely find those comments tiresome and over the line.

Also? The certain knowledge that you would be tactless and verbally aggressive assholes for the duration of a war makes me want to never, ever participate in a challenge against you, unless required to by some clan event.

Are you too cousins? Just curious, what exactly have any PACK members said that has hurt Empires, aka ljex, feelings? We have been very reserved considering all the trash talk Empire engaged in at the start of the war. The only reason they have shut up is because our war is looking like it may en up 36 to 25 final score, before this war we took all the abuse, so pardon me for poking a couple, very little jabs their way. They were blown way out of context, something ljex seems to do very well in every forum. Kort can go ahead and find as many reasons not to play us as they want, but we all know that we would give them a serious run for number 1 seed! So please Foxglove, us this as Kort's excuse not to play us. Maybe actually read out thread and see we have been on our best behaviour before you start down this path, thanks.

Serbia wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:We retired from clan challenges after simply being too sexy to hang out with you 13 yr old nerds that have never seen a real life titty.

Obviously, G1 is full of adults, with both women who have "fully matured", and men who know enough to respect them, rather than lower ourselves to immature teenage anatomy comments, based on this win alone. Now, I won't go so far as to suggest that this had anything to do with your clan's decision to no longer accept challenges, but others can take this post at face value.

Why suh... I do declare... we shall accept your challenge (says the guy who just joined and doesn't know shit and just wanted to post something other than a warning in this thread).

Maybe you guys want to start a new thread in Callouts or something about clan wars and the other stuff?

Great-Ollie wrote:The only reason they have shut up is because our war is looking like it may en up 36 to 25 final score

Or:

ljex wrote:

ljex wrote:Personally its whatever, i can just ignore it and largely have in the war thread if you notice...but i know for a fact that others dont see it as joking around and have been bothered by it

Great-Ollie wrote:

Foxglove wrote:

Great-Ollie wrote:I find this really funny, every pack member posts as if it is "joking around" and yet fails to realize that in order for it to be a joke the one at the receiving end must see it that way. Dude it i because we are joking around, why are you making this out to be more then it is, relax a little. The reason we are doing so well with our clan is because we do not take things too serious other then our games. We have fun and all get along. Sorry if i hurt your little feelers, i will refrain from posting about your members who jumped ship from now on.

I agree with ljex. ( )

You guys (the Pack members in general) might think it's funny to constantly and relentlessly make jabs at EMPIRE (or whatever clan you're currently warring against) in every forum, but I definitely find those comments tiresome and over the line.

Also? The certain knowledge that you would be tactless and verbally aggressive assholes for the duration of a war makes me want to never, ever participate in a challenge against you, unless required to by some clan event.

Are you too cousins? Just curious, what exactly have any PACK members said that has hurt Empires, aka ljex, feelings? We have been very reserved considering all the trash talk Empire engaged in at the start of the war. The only reason they have shut up is because our war is looking like it may en up 36 to 25 final score, before this war we took all the abuse, so pardon me for poking a couple, very little jabs their way. They were blown way out of context, something ljex seems to do very well in every forum. Kort can go ahead and find as many reasons not to play us as they want, but we all know that we would give them a serious run for number 1 seed! So please Foxglove, us this as Kort's excuse not to play us. Maybe actually read out thread and see we have been on our best behaviour before you start down this path, thanks.

actually foxglove has pretty much zero respect for me based on my similarity in post style to you in the past about a different subject. For a while i believe she had me foed...not sure if she did anymore.

P.S. love the "we all know that we would give them a serious run for number 1 seed" high hopes for peoples beliefs...in fact i doubt anyone but a handful of members outside of pack think that. I certainly don't after playing the 4 games i played against pack members in our challenge.

Leehar wrote:

Great-Ollie wrote:The only reason they have shut up is because our war is looking like it may en up 36 to 25 final score

Or:

ljex wrote:

ljex wrote:Personally its whatever, i can just ignore it and largely have in the war thread if you notice...but i know for a fact that others dont see it as joking around and have been bothered by it

Do you know why we accepted FEOD challenge so easily? It is because we know they will not start whining, or crying when we poke a little fun at them. They understand we are all here for fun, and i guarantee the only complaining will be coming from MNDuke in regards to his dice! lol In fact we may need a mod to tell us exactly what we can and cannot do in that future thread because i am sure both clans can dish it out and take it all in good fun.

ljex wrote:actually foxglove has pretty much zero respect for me based on my similarity in post style to you in the past about a different subject. For a while i believe she had me foed...not sure if she did anymore.

For what it's worth, I actually think you're much less abrasive and more reasonable than you used to be.

Foxglove wrote:

ljex wrote:actually foxglove has pretty much zero respect for me based on my similarity in post style to you in the past about a different subject. For a while i believe she had me foed...not sure if she did anymore.

For what it's worth, I actually think you're much less abrasive and more reasonable than you used to be.

Doesn't really matter that much, I gave up trying to get people to respect me long ago. I just try not to piss people off as much now.

Temper, temper people! Measuring your dicks should be done in the privacy of your own home. No need to be bashing clans in here. I thought this was supposed to be a fun thread.

pearljamrox2 wrote:Oh, but bpb doesn't actually have clan wars. All they do is talk.. and make pretty little sigs. As far as clans go though...they are irrelevant.

Says the guy who's afraid to fight us.

Foxglove wrote:

Great-Ollie wrote:I find this really funny, every pack member posts as if it is "joking around" and yet fails to realize that in order for it to be a joke the one at the receiving end must see it that way. Dude it i because we are joking around, why are you making this out to be more then it is, relax a little. The reason we are doing so well with our clan is because we do not take things too serious other then our games. We have fun and all get along. Sorry if i hurt your little feelers, i will refrain from posting about your members who jumped ship from now on.

I agree with ljex. ( )

You guys (the Pack members in general) might think it's funny to constantly and relentlessly make jabs at EMPIRE (or whatever clan you're currently warring against) in every forum, but I definitely find those comments tiresome and over the line.

Also? The certain knowledge that you would be tactless and verbally aggressive assholes for the duration of a war makes me want to never, ever participate in a challenge against you, unless required to by some clan event.

Slow down Pocahontas! You may want to check the EMPIRE thread before you speak of things you dont know. Guessing is not a tallent of yours

Oh and on topic. I would not want to be in another clan. Damn sure never start another one But would enjoy reading others threads for the entertainment value

thegreekdog wrote:Why suh... I do declare... we shall accept your challenge (says the guy who just joined and doesn't know shit and just wanted to post something other than a warning in this thread).

Maybe you guys want to start a new thread in Callouts or something about clan wars and the other stuff?

What's the point? You guys retired from clan challenges 3 years ago.

That does beg the question, are you even considered a competitive clan anymore? Aren't you really more just a closed user group that's dedicated to finding new ways to be obnoxious? I think so.

New postby Masli on Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:54 am
Welcome to Create/Join a Competitive Clan

Competitive Clans are those groups that challenge and compete against other Clans in Clan Challenges.

I'm pretty sure you can't call yourselves a clan....well at least a competitive one.

happy2seeyou wrote:Temper, temper people! Measuring your dicks should be done in the privacy of your own home. No need to be bashing clans in here. I thought this was supposed to be a fun thread.

+1

happy2seeyou wrote:Temper, temper people! Measuring your dicks should be done in the privacy of your own home. No need to be bashing clans in here. I thought this was supposed to be a fun thread.

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owenshooter wrote:

Bruceswar wrote:I would like to see the inside of the THOTA forum.

most of their clan activity is within the C&A now...-el Jesus negro

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owenshooter wrote:

niMic wrote:I always wanted to see what it was like in THOTA.

Just hit C&A that is where most of their activity is at...

owenshooter wrote:It would have to be a clan with kick ass sigs and leaders that don't put stuff like "leader" or "co-leader" on their sigs...-eJn

natty dread wrote:
To be fair though, your sig sucks. I'm saying this with all the best intentions, and intend no offense whatsoever, but it looks like someone gave a chimpanzee LSD, sat it in front of a computer with a broken monitor and told it to use MS paint for the first time.

My suggestion is to get someone who knows how to use a graphics software to do your next sig.

you guys really gonna sit there and let your clanmate put you in your place like that?

pearljamrox2 wrote:you guys really gonna sit there and let your clanmate put you in your place like that?

Hey, I know this is going to seem like a novel concept to you... but here in BpB, we don't have an official party line. Unlike certain other clans on CC, we're not a clan built on a personality cult, where everyone needs to suck up to the leader or be shunned. Each of our members is free to voice his or her own opinions, even if they disagree with other members of the clan, even the leader.

natty dread wrote:

pearljamrox2 wrote:Oh, but bpb doesn't actually have clan wars. All they do is talk.. and make pretty little sigs. As far as clans go though...they are irrelevant.

Says the guy who's afraid to fight us.

says the guy in the clan that declined an invite to not one but THREE separate clan wars... *rolling my eyes*...-el Jesus negro

p.s.-that is what everyone said when we finished third in the CLA, and then when we got hosed out of it this year.

Yea, my point being there was plenty of bashing going on, but it's just a coincidence she spoke up when her clan was being bashed.

I don't want to insult happy2seeyou, or many other BPB's for that matter. I guess that's what can happen when you associate yourself with certain people.

Besides Dynasty, there are 36 clans that are ranked, and we haven't played them all yet. Why would we waste our time playing a user group?

Great-Ollie wrote: Kort can go ahead and find as many reasons not to play us as they want, but we all know that we would give them a serious run for number 1 seed! So please Foxglove, us this as Kort's excuse not to play us.

Whoa there, tiger! We have constantly battled top clans for the past 2.5 years without a break, so we haven't had the time or the inclination to engage in clan challenges outside of established clan events. Feel free to win your way through the ranks of the next Conqueror's Cup and you're bound to meet us eventually.

Trap: I challenge you! (Aside) We can take this clown Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika!

I would join TSM so I could learn Swedish and math.

trapyoung wrote:Trap: I challenge you! (Aside) We can take this clown Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika!

I would join TSM so I could learn Swedish and math.

Oh really? Interesting! Can ya recommend me any clan teaching Italiano?

pearljamrox2 wrote:Yea, my point being there was plenty of bashing going on, but it's just a coincidence she spoke up when her clan was being bashed.

I don't want to insult happy2seeyou, or many other BPB's for that matter. I guess that's what can happen when you associate yourself with certain people.

Besides Dynasty, there are 36 clans that are ranked, and we haven't played them all yet. Why would we waste our time playing a user group?

hey! what happened to the love?

pearljamrox2 wrote:My dearest clapper011,




It is strange to think I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle.

I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

I'll next compete on doodle earth. I'll find it empty and in the winter if you're not there.

Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you are gone from my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.


With all the love that I possess.


I remain yours,


The Knight of Your Heart

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clapper011 wrote:hey! what happened to the love?

pearljamrox2 wrote:My dearest clapper011,




It is strange to think I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle.

I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

I'll next compete on doodle earth. I'll find it empty and in the winter if you're not there.

Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you are gone from my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.


With all the love that I possess.


I remain yours,


The Knight of Your Heart

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=166394#p3633709

OMG... This dude is a fucking creative poet......... or at least a potential one!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm amazed.. no kidding!

Have you ever seen the movie "A Knight's Tale"?

clapper...I still love you. And in another thread I said I'd marry happy2. Seriously, she's beautiful (if the pic I saw was really her). It's just when I get poked, I poke back.