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How to make MONSTER cookie! (Invaded by sex freaks)

Postby Minister Masket on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:28 pm

Straight from the pages of "Earth: A Visitors Guide" comes a recipe to make a supersize colossal cookie! Make it yourself and send in pictures of your (probable) success!

Ingredients:
420g/150oz caster sugar
375g/130oz butter
3 eggs
400g/14oz chocolate
120g/150oz plain flour
3 teaspoons of bicarbonate of soda

1) Place the sugar and butter in a mixing bowl and stir vigorously until creamed. Add the eggs and continue to beat it. And I mean, beat it! Like it is your rival's face!
2) Break up the chocolate into small chunks and add them ino the mixture, but not all. Save some to put on the top. Sift in the flour and soda and carry on mixing.
3) When your arm drops off from mixing, line a baking tray with greaseproof paper and spread the dough out into a cookie shape. Push the remaining chocolate chunks into the top of the cookie dough. You can't have too many!
4) Slide the tray into a oven preheated to 180oC/350F/gas mark 4. Cook for 30-40 minutes, or until toasty and brown. Don't burn it, because if you do, you're eating it anyway.
5) Remove and allow to cool for several hours. Obviously...

How big will it be? Well that depends on the size of your oven.
Oh, and eating one will give you 8000 calories - 3.5 times the daily allowance. Do NOT try to eat one all in one go.

Yes I can cook, I can do anything.
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:44 pm

guess what Im doing tomorrow
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:56 pm

cena-rules wrote:guess what Im doing tomorrow

masturbating?
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Postby Ariel* on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:56 pm

cena-rules wrote:guess what Im doing tomorrow
me. O:)
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Postby apey on Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:57 pm

and me :twisted:
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Postby Ariel* on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:00 pm

apey wrote:and me :twisted:
I call him first!
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:02 pm

sorry ariel im engaged to her
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Postby Ariel* on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:07 pm

cena-rules wrote:sorry ariel im engaged to her
:shock: I got rejected!
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Postby Kaplowitz on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:09 pm

This isnt Spamalot! Stop turning everything into a sex thread!! (unless its about me)
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:11 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:This isnt Spamalot! Stop turning everything into a sex thread!! (unless its about me)


*rapes kaplowitz*
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Postby Kaplowitz on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:12 pm

cena-rules wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:This isnt Spamalot! Stop turning everything into a sex thread!! (unless its about me)


*rapes kaplowitz*


I changed my mind
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:12 pm

Ariel* wrote:
apey wrote:and me :twisted:
I call him first!


I want him. ;)
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Postby browng-08 on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:14 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
apey wrote:and me :twisted:
I call him first!


I want him. ;)
You can have me, Fir!
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:15 pm

ENOUGH! Out my thread and back to Spamalot with you!
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Postby Kaplowitz on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:21 pm

Fircoal wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
apey wrote:and me :twisted:
I call him first!


I want him. ;)


Does cena looks like a yellow rodent to you?
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Postby hecter on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:36 pm

God damnit...

Everybody, cena is apeys. Fircoal, you can have me tomorrow, Ariel, we'll see...
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:38 pm

thanks for clearing that up
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Postby Ariel* on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:39 pm

hecter wrote:God damnit...

Everybody, cena is apeys. Fircoal, you can have me tomorrow, Ariel, we'll see...
What is this, everybody-reject-Ariel-day? I'm not sure I like it. :shock:
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Postby Kaplowitz on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:41 pm

I thought that Ayes was cena's multi?
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Postby browng-08 on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:41 pm

I've been rejected too... :cry:

At least I'll always have myself... :oops:
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:41 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:I thought that Ayes was cena's multi?


no thats the1exile

ariel come join me and apey
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Postby hecter on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:43 pm

browng-08 wrote:I've been rejected too... :cry:

At least I'll always have myself... :oops:

I have time for you tomorrow ;)

And Ariel, I AM your man slave... You can just order me to do things y'know.
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Postby Kaplowitz on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:43 pm

browng-08 wrote:I've been rejected too... :cry:

At least I'll always have myself... :oops:


My imaginary friend rejected me....
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Postby Ariel* on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm

cena-rules wrote:ariel come join me and apey
Are you sure she's okay with it?
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Postby Ariel* on Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm

hecter wrote:
browng-08 wrote:I've been rejected too... :cry:

At least I'll always have myself... :oops:

I have time for you tomorrow ;)

And Ariel, I AM your man slave... You can just order me to do things y'know.
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