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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:48 pm

I need help figuring out what to buy my mom for christmas. Any suggestions? Btw, she is kind of a snob and I need to get something for a reasonable price.

yes, I still haven't bought anything. I tend to wait for the last minute..
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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:49 pm

is she an uptight snob?
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Postby ignotus on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:50 pm

How about a good book or/and a nice scarf.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:51 pm

Your Mom is a snob?? So maybe get her something to get the bug out of her butt... j/k

Your Mom should appreciate anything that you buy her as long as its not nasty.

A gift card to a day spa would be nice.
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:51 pm

a-person1192 wrote:is she an uptight snob?

nah it's just that if you suggest like a handbag or something I don't think I can afford any she would actually wear. I can afford about 300 USD or so.. more or less (preferably less.. :lol: )
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:53 pm

ignotus wrote:How about a good book or/and a nice scarf.

She doesn't want books. She already has a ton she needs to read. And she buys new ones all the time :roll:
Scarf is a good idea though, thanks!
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:53 pm

how about a 50% off coupon to a waxing salon?
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:55 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:how about a 50% off coupon to a waxing salon?

:lol: I like happy2seeyou's suggestion better, but thanks
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:56 pm

Opium always makes a good gift, I find...
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:58 pm

All I want for christmas is hecter.
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:59 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I want for christmas is hecter.

me too, but right now we're talking about my mom.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:00 pm

Ariel* wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:All I want for christmas is hecter.

me too, but right now we're talking about my mom.


who knows, maybe she wants hecter too.

I would suggest some sort of crystal figure, with Merry Christmas on it lol
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:01 pm

Ariel* wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:All I want for christmas is hecter.

me too, but right now we're talking about my mom.

:oops:
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:03 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:All I want for christmas is hecter.

me too, but right now we're talking about my mom.


who knows, maybe she wants hecter too.

I would suggest some sort of crystal figure, with Merry Christmas on it lol

hmm.. well I'm sure hecter is available for a reasonable price.. But the question is: would he be willing to wrap himself up AND pay for shipping?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:03 pm

hecter wrote:
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Nickbaldwin wrote:All I want for christmas is hecter.

me too, but right now we're talking about my mom.

:oops:

hecter, do you offer your services to mature women?
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:05 pm

Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:08 pm

hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.


men....your price is high

i would sell my self twice less then that :D
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:08 pm

hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.
:lol: deal. *handshake*

edit: hmm.. wait seems like some people are willing to offer themselves for less.. Let's see how low I can get it first.
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:11 pm

Ariel* wrote:
hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.
:lol: deal. *handshake*

edit: hmm.. wait seems like some people are willing to offer themselves for less.. Let's see how low I can get it first.

Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:13 pm

hecter wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.
:lol: deal. *handshake*

edit: hmm.. wait seems like some people are willing to offer themselves for less.. Let's see how low I can get it first.

Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?


i am not regular OLD man lol
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:14 pm

Get her a scarf and then take a famuly photo and give it to her
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:14 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
hecter wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.
:lol: deal. *handshake*

edit: hmm.. wait seems like some people are willing to offer themselves for less.. Let's see how low I can get it first.

Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?


i am not regular OLD man lol

I didn't mean old like that... Learn to use a bloody dictionary :roll:
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:16 pm

hecter wrote: Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?

true, good point..
okay I'll buy you if you promise to arrive in a box by christmas, wrapped in dark red glittery paper and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it.
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:18 pm

Ariel* wrote:
hecter wrote: Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?

true, good point..
okay I'll buy you if you promise to arrive in a box by christmas, wrapped in dark red glittery paper and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it.

Deal.

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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:20 pm

hecter wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
hecter wrote: Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?

true, good point..
okay I'll buy you if you promise to arrive in a box by christmas, wrapped in dark red glittery paper and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it.

Deal.

*shakes hand*


when is he getting his bj?
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