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Postby lucky_topher on Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:54 am

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dinobot wrote:Its not so much that Americans are gluttonous slobs, its that they're idiots that don't know how to eat right. In health class, they say every thing's bad; chips, candy, alcohol, everything. Really, they should just focus on the few things that are really bad for you, and hammer that in. What gets most people, is pop, white bread and stuff like that. Chips won't make you fat, unless you really go overboard with them.

Personally I think they should just ban all really unhealthy things, and enforce fitness programs. I wouldn't complain, and anyone who would is a moron. To bad that fucking liberals run the world now.


Thank you I also believe the Fast Food Industry has something to do with it too. I never eat McDonald's and I am an avid athlete too. I say that most Americans are addicted to television making them lazy as well as fat because they are doing nothing, mistaking boredom for hunger. Overeating is a disease and should be monitored.


I watch TV while I exercise.


as do i, but recorded on a portable video device... but if i could do it on a big screen that'd be awesome!
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Postby moomaster2000 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:55 am

Hitman079 wrote:well 2/3 of america is overweight, 17% of them being kids and children
i myself am pretty slim i guess, 140 and 5'7" (probably taller). i eat like the dickens though, and it's only my fast metabolism that saves me :D


And the fact that we are asians.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:10 am

I've developed a diet plan--no, a LIFESTYLE PLAN--that can make anyone look like a skeleton. After years of fine-tuning, I've discovered the secret to being disgustingly skinny.

Don't eat meat.

Consume moderate quantities of nicotine and caffeine.

Walk everywhere.

At least once a day eat a meal that consists only of a fruit or vegetable and one of the following: almonds, Tabasco, salt, or vinegar. To compensate for this meal's lack of caloric value, you may drink 4-5 beers over the course of noon to midnight.

Follow these four secrets, plus the 126 others found in my book, and you TOO can have an 18.1 BMI.
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Postby Sackett58 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:44 am

btownmeggy wrote:I've developed a diet plan--no, a LIFESTYLE PLAN--that can make anyone look like a skeleton. After years of fine-tuning, I've discovered the secret to being disgustingly skinny.

Don't eat meat.

Consume moderate quantities of nicotine and caffeine.

Walk everywhere.

At least once a day eat a meal that consists only of a fruit or vegetable and one of the following: almonds, Tabasco, salt, or vinegar. To compensate for this meal's lack of caloric value, you may drink 4-5 beers over the course of noon to midnight.




Follow these four secrets, plus the 126 others found in my book, and you TOO can have an 18.1 BMI.


Well I do need to lose 30 lbs. :-k
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Postby Chaimpie on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:09 am

Here in the Netherlands we have a health slogan that goes a little something like this (in its translated form):

Half a pound of vegetables and two pieces of fruit a day keep the healthbills away.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:56 am

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I'm sure Ron Paul can save us from it. With the power of the CONSTITUTION! Which he supports btw, not like other candidates or kids with box-cutters, just in case you hadn't heard...
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Postby browng-08 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:39 pm

VOTE RON PAULZ!!1!!!!!
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Postby dinobot on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:54 pm

Iliad wrote:
dinobot wrote:Its not so much that Americans are gluttonous slobs, its that they're idiots that don't know how to eat right. In health class, they say every thing's bad; chips, candy, alcohol, everything. Really, they should just focus on the few things that are really bad for you, and hammer that in. What gets most people, is pop, white bread and stuff like that. Chips won't make you fat, unless you really go overboard with them.

Personally I think they should just ban all really unhealthy things, and enforce fitness programs. I wouldn't complain, and anyone who would is a moron. To bad that fucking liberals run the world now.
That's cause they are. It's no point to just talk about the important stuff, it's important to educate. White bread isn't going to make people pop, but excessive junk food will. There is no point enforcing unhealthy things. The point you're missing is that it's all about balance. Going to McDonalds isn't going to make you fat if you go a couple of times a year. GOing often however over a year will. Not only is your fitness program impracticable and laughable I fail how to see how this is the liberal's fault. Or how liberals run the world. :lol:


I'm in high school and know how retarded the health classes are. They're telling us stuff that we've known since kindergarten; that fruits and veggies are good and everything else is bad. Maybe instead of hammering the exact same shit into us every year, they should teach us some new stuff and tell us what foods to really stay away from. It's easy to just stay away from white bread and pop, but the way they tell it, you have to stay away from all fast food places and eat 12 servings of carrots a day. They go way overboard with everything and no one really gives a shit about what they have to say.

And how is mandatory exercise impractical? I take over government via coup, get my death squads to go out and kill fat people and then I have the greatest nation ever. The only reason some eccentric dictatorship hasn't implemented this, is because dictatorships are poor and every one's already malnourished. Also liberal fuck-heads would place sanctions on them.

And yes it is liberals fault, and yes they do run the (western) world. Liberals preach acceptance, at the cost of their own well being. Did you know that 45% of the US's population are minority ethnic groups? In some cities, the minority population actually exceeds the white population (they're still regarded as a minority though). Despite this, retarded white shame liberals still set up discrimination laws that only benefit half the population. Liberals are fucking racist pieces of shit, that are going to be the death of America. And this happens elsewhere to. Something like 60% of Amsterdam's population are immigrants and they still go through affirmative action bullshit.

Democracies and the West in general need to grow some fucking balls, otherwise they're going to end up in the same shit hole as South Africa.
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Postby a-person1192 on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:20 pm

lucky_topher wrote:the more fat people there are out there, the better people who take care of themselves like myself look :)

eat up fatties!


HAHA i believe that 100% i tell people that i weigh 120 lbs for being 5'4" and their jaws drop.
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Postby unriggable on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:49 pm

browng-08 wrote:VOTE RON PAULZ!!1!!!!!


Because if you didn't tell us to, we wouldn't, but now that you did, we will.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:04 am

a-person1192 wrote:
lucky_topher wrote:the more fat people there are out there, the better people who take care of themselves like myself look :)

eat up fatties!


HAHA i believe that 100% i tell people that i weigh 120 lbs for being 5'4" and their jaws drop.

sooner or later than bar might be dropped to 140 or 160 :cry:
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Postby browng-08 on Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:44 am

unriggable wrote:
browng-08 wrote:VOTE RON PAULZ!!1!!!!!


Because if you didn't tell us to, we wouldn't, but now that you did, we will.
The real reason Ron Paul is running is simple. The voting registry will be collected and everyone who voted for Ron Paul will be invited to a gala- then gassed.

Just doing our part to eliminate the same stupid, superstitious, easily manipulated voters who help put Bush, Jr. in power, twice.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:05 am

dinobot wrote:
Iliad wrote:
dinobot wrote:Its not so much that Americans are gluttonous slobs, its that they're idiots that don't know how to eat right. In health class, they say every thing's bad; chips, candy, alcohol, everything. Really, they should just focus on the few things that are really bad for you, and hammer that in. What gets most people, is pop, white bread and stuff like that. Chips won't make you fat, unless you really go overboard with them.

Personally I think they should just ban all really unhealthy things, and enforce fitness programs. I wouldn't complain, and anyone who would is a moron. To bad that fucking liberals run the world now.
That's cause they are. It's no point to just talk about the important stuff, it's important to educate. White bread isn't going to make people pop, but excessive junk food will. There is no point enforcing unhealthy things. The point you're missing is that it's all about balance. Going to McDonalds isn't going to make you fat if you go a couple of times a year. GOing often however over a year will. Not only is your fitness program impracticable and laughable I fail how to see how this is the liberal's fault. Or how liberals run the world. :lol:


I'm in high school and know how retarded the health classes are. They're telling us stuff that we've known since kindergarten; that fruits and veggies are good and everything else is bad. Maybe instead of hammering the exact same shit into us every year, they should teach us some new stuff and tell us what foods to really stay away from. It's easy to just stay away from white bread and pop, but the way they tell it, you have to stay away from all fast food places and eat 12 servings of carrots a day. They go way overboard with everything and no one really gives a shit about what they have to say.

And how is mandatory exercise impractical? I take over government via coup, get my death squads to go out and kill fat people and then I have the greatest nation ever. The only reason some eccentric dictatorship hasn't implemented this, is because dictatorships are poor and every one's already malnourished. Also liberal f*ck-heads would place sanctions on them.

And yes it is liberals fault, and yes they do run the (western) world. Liberals preach acceptance, at the cost of their own well being. Did you know that 45% of the US's population are minority ethnic groups? In some cities, the minority population actually exceeds the white population (they're still regarded as a minority though). Despite this, retarded white shame liberals still set up discrimination laws that only benefit half the population. Liberals are fucking racist pieces of shit, that are going to be the death of America. And this happens elsewhere to. Something like 60% of Amsterdam's population are immigrants and they still go through affirmative action bullshit.

Democracies and the West in general need to grow some fucking balls, otherwise they're going to end up in the same shit hole as South Africa.

Well kid the only reason you are doing this is because you are a kid. You don't understand a word you're talking about so please shut up.

Fat people are fat but they are still people they still have personalities, killing them because they are fat is pure discrimination. Second of all you are a racist. SO what there are a lot of immigrants? I'm an immigrant and I fail how to see how being an immigrant makes me less of a person. Casue you're a kid I will cut you some slack and understand why you want to kill all fat guys and that liberals are evil and rule the world which is bullshit. So please shut up and come back and see how you made yourself look like an idiot when you hit puberty
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:17 am

Hitman079 wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
lucky_topher wrote:the more fat people there are out there, the better people who take care of themselves like myself look :)
eat up fatties!

HAHA i believe that 100% i tell people that i weigh 120 lbs for being 5'4" and their jaws drop.

sooner or later than bar might be dropped to 140 or 160 :cry:

How much is that in kilogrammes and in meters?
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Postby dinobot on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:34 pm

Iliad wrote:Well kid the only reason you are doing this is because you are a kid. You don't understand a word you're talking about so please shut up.

Fat people are fat but they are still people they still have personalities, killing them because they are fat is pure discrimination. Second of all you are a racist. SO what there are a lot of immigrants? I'm an immigrant and I fail how to see how being an immigrant makes me less of a person. Casue you're a kid I will cut you some slack and understand why you want to kill all fat guys and that liberals are evil and rule the world which is bullshit. So please shut up and come back and see how you made yourself look like an idiot when you hit puberty


1. I don't give a shit if they have personalities, in fact I could care less if half the planet died tomorrow. The fat people wouldn't care and they wouldn't have any (non-fat) loved ones to actually mourn them, besides a few family members paying lip service at their funerals. Also, they'd have a chance to better themselves, so its really their fault for being fat, discusting, slobs with no will power.

2. I said I hate discrimination laws and affirmitive action. Learn to reading comprehension please.

3. A tired, overused and unfounded insult. Wow, you called me a kid, well that must mean you're gay Hitler. Touche', I win.

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Postby Coleman on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:35 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:Ya we are a very fat country. My family is all in shape though.
What shape are they in? :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:37 pm

Coleman wrote:What shape are they in?


Triangles.
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Postby The1exile on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:38 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
lucky_topher wrote:the more fat people there are out there, the better people who take care of themselves like myself look :)
eat up fatties!

HAHA i believe that 100% i tell people that i weigh 120 lbs for being 5'4" and their jaws drop.

sooner or later than bar might be dropped to 140 or 160 :cry:

How much is that in kilogrammes and in meters?


I think (approx) 55 kg, 1.625 m, 64 kg, and 73 kg. And I prefer "metres".
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