A Christmas Present From The Jesus Freaks

[Caleb the Cruel]

Good day my friends,

I am proud to announce that the Jesus Freaks(JFC) will be giving out a year of premium service to three members of CC this Christmas season! There are 3 categories...

Best Christmas Story
Write a wonderful, heartwarming Christmas tale and post it here for all to read. Who knows, you may also get a book deal out of the whole thing.

Most CC Christmas Spirit
A contest seeing who can give CC the most Christmas spirit. Be jolly! Post examples and links that would make us want to choose you!

Gift Of Premium To A Respectful Non-Believer
This is a gift to a person who has argued against us in the IK forum, but has done so tastefully and without malice. Now don't start being nice and respectful to us just because we may give you premium, this will be somebody who has debated nicely over the past several months. You may nominate somebody(or yourself) and we will research the candidates.

Now be quick, the deadline for the submition of stories, examples of Christmas spirit, and nominations is Sunday, December 23rd!

At that time, December 23rd, the top candidates in each category shall be announced and on Christmas the final decision of whom receives the premium gifts shall be decided by the members of the Jesus Freaks.

Note: Jesus Freaks members are allowed to participate, but shall not be given the premium gift, just to prevent any scandal or rigging opportunities. Also the funders shall not be revealed until after the winners have been announced, this shall save them from annoyances from eager candidates.

Have fun and Merry Christmas to all!
-Caleb, JFC/RORF/GOS/COUL Moderator

[suggs]

i love jesus

[Harijan]

I love jesus more than suggs.

[hecter]

I'm an atheist.

[Heimdall]

Very kind and Christian-like of you guys/gals to offer this.

In the latter category i nominate the following:

Frigidus, Heavycola and Guiscard

[Skittles!]

I hate Christmas

[Caleb the Cruel]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

[jnd94]

I'm jolly, give me premium. [jingle]It's starting to look a lot like Christmas[/jingle]

Happy death Jesus!!

[Fircoal]

YAYS! For Christmas, this is actually a pretty nice thing, if they are doing it. Spreed around the Christmas cheer. ^_^

[Strife]

All I have to say. Enjoy Christmas JFC members, and all christians.

[Spockers]

bah humbug

[Harijan]

Very kind and Christian-like of you guys/gals to offer this.

In the latter category i nominate the following:

Frigidus, Heavycola and Guiscard

How the f*ck did you make so many mistakes that you had to edit 3 lines twice?

And I should get Guiscard's Premi. I love Jesus more than french men. I love jesus so much I would totally go down on him in a public restroom.

[life-saver]

SOunds awesome! I would love to write a story! (Although I have NO CLUE what the hell I'd do with premium. :S)

[FiveThreeEight]

Let's see. Christmas spirit? Ok, here it goes:

Thanks a lot for handing out free premium, you pompous egomaniacs. We really appreciate it! Are you doing this because that's what Jesus would do? Let me tell you what Jesus would do. He'd invite you to Christmas dinner at his house and then pretend like he couldn't hear you knocking on the door, even though you can see him looking through the peephole. That's what Jesus would do. Jesus is the guy at work that welcomes you when you're new, then, when you turn around, sticks a "Kick Me" sign on your back. Have you ever heard that song by Alanis Morisette (I had to look her up on Google to know how to spell her last name. That last name is CRAZY!)? You know, the one about rain on your wedding day and a free ride when you already paid? Jesus makes all those things happen.

So, in closing, let me say this:

The Yankees suck. O.J. got away with murder. And Happy Birthday, Jesus. I love CC. I'm out.

[jnd94]

Jesus was jewish. Represent!

[hecter]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

I was just being honest... I don't even like Christmas. It's far too commercial for my liking... Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ, not Santa, bright coniferous trees and really really bad music. You should spend the season giving to the poor, praying and with the ones you love and then f*ck all the damned trees and toys! That's what I have to say...

[FiveThreeEight]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

Because there just aren't that many of you out there.

[jnd94]

You know, I bet Spinal Tap could make a mean Christmas Song.

Tonight I'm going to rock you, on Christmas Eve.

BTW, gotta agree with hecter, the fact that there are advertisements before thanksgiving gets to me.

[Strife]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

I was just being honest... I don't even like Christmas. It's far too commercial for my liking... Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ, not Santa, bright coniferous trees and really really bad music. You should spend the season giving to the poor, praying and with the ones you love and then f*ck all the damned trees and toys! That's what I have to say...

I always thought of christmas as a sort of birthday party for Jesus. But everyone gets presents instead of just him.

[Heimdall]

Very kind and Christian-like of you guys/gals to offer this.

In the latter category i nominate the following:

Frigidus, Heavycola and Guiscard

How the f*ck did you make so many mistakes that you had to edit 3 lines twice?

Original: Frigidus
Edit 1: Added Heavycola
Edit 2: Added Guiscard

[Fircoal]

SOunds awesome! I would love to write a story! (Although I have NO CLUE what the hell I'd do with premium. :S)

(play games with Fircoal. )

[hecter]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

I was just being honest... I don't even like Christmas. It's far too commercial for my liking... Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ, not Santa, bright coniferous trees and really really bad music. You should spend the season giving to the poor, praying and with the ones you love and then f*ck all the damned trees and toys! That's what I have to say...

I always thought of christmas as a sort of birthday party for Jesus. But everyone gets presents instead of just him.

And what would Jesus do on his birthday? I imagine he'd go out, heal a few lepers, feed some poor people, save a woman from being stoned to death, you know, the usual... What do we do?

[Fircoal]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

I was just being honest... I don't even like Christmas. It's far too commercial for my liking... Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ, not Santa, bright coniferous trees and really really bad music. You should spend the season giving to the poor, praying and with the ones you love and then f*ck all the damned trees and toys! That's what I have to say...

Bleh, to be honest I don't really care that much about the birth of Jesus. Though I know what meaning it has to true Christians. As for me, I love the trees, and the excitement, and the spirit, and all of it. And if the presents are consumerism, then whatever, I like. it.

[Skittles!]

Why is it that the outrageously rude non-believers always find these threads first?

I was just being honest... I don't even like Christmas. It's far too commercial for my liking... Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ, not Santa, bright coniferous trees and really really bad music. You should spend the season giving to the poor, praying and with the ones you love and then f*ck all the damned trees and toys! That's what I have to say...

Yeas, well, December 25th wasn't even the day Jesus was born. It was originally a Pagan festival that Constantine (or so people say) incorporated so Pagans would be more into Christianity, or something along those lines.

[Kaplowitz]

I am a jew...but jesus is cool....and free premium.