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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:41 pm

radiojake wrote:Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
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Postby Strife on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:46 pm

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soundout9 wrote:I was killing bears when i was 4....suck that little kid!


I killed 4 people while in the womb. Trumped.
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Postby Risktaker17 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:52 pm

Bears are menaces to society.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:53 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
radiojake wrote:Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing. What is so fucking great about a 5 year old being able to kill a bear? I don't see the point of being proud about a 5 year old killing anything.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:02 pm

Skittles! wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
radiojake wrote:Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing. What is so fucking great about a 5 year old being able to kill a bear? I don't see the point of being proud about a 5 year old killing anything.
You make hunting sound like a crime. The sooner a kid learns about gun responsibility, the better off they will be.
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Postby Frigidus on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:07 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
radiojake wrote:Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing. What is so fucking great about a 5 year old being able to kill a bear? I don't see the point of being proud about a 5 year old killing anything.
You make hunting sound like a crime. The sooner a kid learns about gun responsibility, the better off they will be.


Wait...what the...what am I thinking? Why, oh why is a child using a firearm? I got caught up in laughing and missed that entirely...if he's killing bears at 5, when did he first shoot a gun?!?!
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Postby Fircoal on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:12 pm

comic boy wrote:The guys a moron and his kid will grow up believing killing is great - and you people wonder why there are so many crazies shooting people !


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Postby Fircoal on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:13 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
radiojake wrote:Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing. What is so fucking great about a 5 year old being able to kill a bear? I don't see the point of being proud about a 5 year old killing anything.
You make hunting sound like a crime. The sooner a kid learns about gun responsibility, the better off they will be.


It should be Muy. hunting is not a crime YET... Making it sound like one is the least you can do.
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Postby radiojake on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:14 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:You make hunting sound like a crime. The sooner a kid learns about gun responsibility, the better off they will be.


Well how responsible exactly is it being if he is killing bears? Hunting is fucked. Why exactly does this kid (or anyone) have the right to kill a bear? Give me one good reason. Does not the bear's right to live outwieght the want of a human to kill it. Especially if they are just going to mount it in their living room as a trophy. They aren't eating it.

It should be a crime.
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Postby The Fuzzy Pengui on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:19 pm

radiojake wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:You make hunting sound like a crime. The sooner a kid learns about gun responsibility, the better off they will be.


Well how responsible exactly is it being if he is killing bears? Hunting is fucked. Why exactly does this kid (or anyone) have the right to kill a bear? Give me one good reason. Does not the bear's right to live outwieght the want of a human to kill it. Especially if they are just going to mount it in their living room as a trophy. They aren't eating it.

It should be a crime.

Who says they aren't eating it?
Have you ever tasted bear meat? It's not too bad.

To the people saying "hunting should be a crime", are you strict veagans? Because in one way or another, if you eat any meat, then you condone the killing/hunting of animals for food ;)

A full size mount seems a little ridiculous and expensive, but they are in Arkansas.... :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:22 pm

Fircoal wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
radiojake wrote:Now, people have called me a bigot previously for saying this (though, i don't see how its true)

but, THAT has got to be pretty goddamn redneck there.

YEEEHAAAWWW... I Killed me a bear!
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing. What is so fucking great about a 5 year old being able to kill a bear? I don't see the point of being proud about a 5 year old killing anything.
You make hunting sound like a crime. The sooner a kid learns about gun responsibility, the better off they will be.


It should be Muy. hunting is not a crime YET... Making it sound like one is the least you can do.
Why in the blue hell would I want to make it sound like a crime when people actually do use the meat, pelts, etc? (Part of post also directed to rj.)

radio, many hunters actually DO use the meat, hide, pelts, and furs of animals they hunt. Stop being so dramatic. I don't know how it is in Australia, but out here, not much is wasted. And what the hunters don't use, they leave for other animals.
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Postby Iliad on Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:49 am

soundout9 wrote:I was killing bears when i was 4....suck that little kid!
stop lying. We all know you're 3 years old
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Postby Iliad on Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:50 am

I'm sure bears would fel much more safer if all of them were armed
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:05 am

Iliad wrote:I'm sure bears would fel much more safer if all of them were armed
They have large front legs with very sharp claws instead though.
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Postby radiojake on Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:24 am

The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:
Who says they aren't eating it?


The family revealed plans to have a life-sized mount of the bear.


They did
The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:Have you ever tasted bear meat? It's not too bad.

No, I'm vegetarian. If indeed they did eat the bear then I wouldn't have a problem with it, but it sounds like this was a total 'trophy mission', as such

The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:To the people saying "hunting should be a crime", are you strict veagans? Because in one way or another, if you eat any meat, then you condone the killing/hunting of animals for food ;)


Ironically, despite my vego status, I would think its better if people actually hunted for their food, as opposed to merely buying it in the supermarket straight from the slaughterhouse. But this case doesn't seem like the kid killed the bear for food.
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Postby soundout9 on Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:58 am

Iliad wrote:I'm sure bears would fel much more safer if all of them were armed

idk what fel means? :lol:
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Postby Guiscard on Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:57 am

Stricter gun laws would actually bring about a gradual reduction in gun laws and, consequently, bears would be less likely to eat people so we wouldn't need to shoot them. When human-bear contact did occur it would be solved by grappling, which I think everyone will agree is more manly, a more interesting spectator sport and generally a better use of our precious leisure time.
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Postby The1exile on Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:01 am

Frigidus wrote:Wait...what the...what am I thinking? Why, oh why is a child using a firearm? I got caught up in laughing and missed that entirely...if he's killing bears at 5, when did he first shoot a gun?!?!


When he was 2. Didn't we already establish that?
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Postby unriggable on Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:29 am

So the dad sees the bear running at them and instead of grabbing the gun, he tells his son to shoot?

How do we know this is true?
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Postby comic boy on Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:04 am

I wonder at what age the Kid will be playing ' Duelling Banjos ' and forcing city boys to " squeal like a pig ":lol:
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Postby Frigidus on Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:10 am

unriggable wrote:So the dad sees the bear running at them and instead of grabbing the gun, he tells his son to shoot?

How do we know this is true?


Well he was planning to take the bear down with nothing but a corncob pipe and a Confederate flag, but his son clearly prefers his boomstick so shot the "bahr" dead "a'fore" his "paw" got a chance. Also, running at them is a loose term. It was actually just looking at them funny.

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:40 pm

Meh, shooting the bear isn't that much of an achievement really.

I mean, if he'd sneaked up on it and violated it first then it'd be kinda cool. But y'know, shooting these days is just so mundane.

Basically, I'm not going to applaud until he kills one matadore style.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:07 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Meh, shooting the bear isn't that much of an achievement really.

I mean, if he'd sneaked up on it and violated it first then it'd be kinda cool. But y'know, shooting these days is just so mundane.

Basically, I'm not going to applaud until he kills one matadore style.
Knowing the news, the kid probably raped it first, then KOed it in a boxing match, then ripped it's head off Mortal Combat Style.
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Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:07 pm

You know, my ideal death is to go out fighting a grizzly.
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Postby got tonkaed on Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:21 pm

strike wolf wrote:You know, my ideal death is to go out fighting a grizzly.


seems like it would be an awfully painful way to go out.
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