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Postby spiesr on Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:55 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then[/b]
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:24 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to
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Postby Telvannia on Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:58 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:13 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:36 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a


this needs a nsfw label.
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Postby dussle on Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:50 pm

Yeah it probably does. Does anyone realize that even with the story copied and pasted people dont bother making sense? They just try to put in stuff that they think is funny but really isnt?
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:05 pm

dussle wrote:Yeah it probably does. Does anyone realize that even with the story copied and pasted people dont bother making sense? They just try to put in stuff that they think is funny but really isnt?
yes, which is why the other one was much more majestic.
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Postby Bozo on Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:21 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that
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Postby spiesr on Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:19 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.[/b]
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Postby dussle on Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:23 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd
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Postby Bozo on Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:47 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:31 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a
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Postby wcaclimbing on Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:37 pm

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Postby Bozo on Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:04 am

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:05 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner.
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Postby Bozo on Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:21 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a
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Postby Kenny_Smooth on Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:04 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and
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Postby spiesr on Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:10 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.
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Postby Bozo on Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:46 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the
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Postby Utafar on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:10 pm

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Postby Bozo on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:13 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that
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Postby Kenny_Smooth on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:31 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life
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Postby CBlake on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:32 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

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Postby CBlake on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:33 pm

whoops my bad
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Postby Kenny_Smooth on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:33 pm

Hey, Cblake, quit being a duoche. you cant change posts.
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