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Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:27 pm

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Superman could take them all if he was not such a complete idiot. Seriously, he should do something about the kryptonite lying around fucking everywhere! Even lowly villians can seem to get it.


ever seen Smallville? tv series about superman as a 18-whoknowswhatage



also, when his planet exploded because their sun exploded the kryptonite inside the planet went flying everywhere and almost all of it landed on earth, all over, and superman cant touch it, remember? it makes his powers ineffective


It kills him even. But that's no excuse. Doesn't he have friends or something like that? I mean, get a few guys to carry the stuff and put it somewhere safe or something.


only the villains and a few select individuals know about it


And superman obviously, so why can't he get some friends to gather it?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:50 pm

Anybody who thinks that Batman would have a chance against Superman is a raving imbecile: BEHOLD

If you still don't believe me then just read the next couple of episodes...
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:09 pm

superman or the Green Lantern would win in a riot with all the super heroes. Batman Sucks. Spiderman would put up a good fight if the rest weren't invincible.
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Postby bryguy on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:35 pm

dustn64 wrote:superman or the Green Lantern would win in a riot with all the super heroes. Batman Sucks. Spiderman would put up a good fight


i agree completely
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Postby Risktaker17 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:40 pm

flashleg8 wrote:I always preferred the Superman from Red Son..... :wink:

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Postby suggs on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:57 pm

I agree with whatever jerry and george concluded.
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Postby bryguy on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:03 pm

suggs wrote:I agree with whatever jerry and george concluded.


who are they???
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Postby suggs on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:14 pm

jerry seinfeld and george costanza. In the sitcom "Seinfeld", in one episode george and jerry argue about who would win in a showdown between batman and superman. I cant remember woho they went for.
The show is full of superman references.
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:45 pm

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Postby suggs on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:47 pm

oh the green lantern you WINNER!
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:03 pm

WOLVERINE!
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:58 pm

Risktaker17 wrote:
flashleg8 wrote:I always preferred the Superman from Red Son..... :wink:

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Why is Superman a communist?
Superman Hates Commies...
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:59 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
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Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:00 pm

suggs wrote:jerry seinfeld and george costanza. In the sitcom "Seinfeld", in one episode george and jerry argue about who would win in a showdown between batman and superman. I cant remember woho they went for.
The show is full of superman references.


superman would beat batman easy, no brainer
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Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:01 pm

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Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:01 pm

dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now


Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:04 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now


Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.
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Postby Frigidus on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:07 pm

dustn64 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now


Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.


I wonder what humans would be like on Superman's planet...
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Postby Blitzaholic on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:08 pm

Frigidus wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now


Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.


I wonder what humans would be like on Superman's planet...



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Postby bryguy on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:30 pm

Blitzaholic wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now


Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.


I wonder what humans would be like on Superman's planet...



human


maybe THEY would be heroes on his planet
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Postby whitelighting on Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:22 pm

BATMAN IZ THE BEST
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:49 pm

whitelighting wrote:BATMAN IZ THE BEST


Batman is at least the coolest one, but not really the best.
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Postby autoload on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:45 am

My vote goes to Iron Fist.
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Postby flashleg8 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:24 pm

Risktaker17 wrote:
flashleg8 wrote:I always preferred the Superman from Red Son..... :wink:

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Why is Superman a communist?


Its from the superman comic "Red Son" - an alternate world where he landed in the Ukraine rather than America.

He helps Stalin bring equality to the world! (nearly....)

Go commie superman!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:53 pm

Then just for that,

GO CAPTAIN AMERICA!
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