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Postby Neoteny on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:44 pm

I'm curious if anyone has any good jokes/pics/etc having to do with religion, religious people, atheists, etc. I'm for equal opportunity here and I have a sense of humor so do your damndest. I don't want to see any deliberate attempts at insulting anyone or flaming, and I'd rather keep the philosophy out of here; we have other threads for that. I'll start:

I found this pic at one of the lolsites that have been cropping up:

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Zombies are on the far side of awesome so it got added to my pic folder. (It is a fairly large file and I apologize for it)
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:48 pm

this thread is begging to be locked :roll:
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:52 pm

Seriously? I'm currently looking for an anti-atheist pic... It would be my first locked thread, which I suppose is a milestone.

I never quite understood why people feel the need to comment on whether a thread deserves to be locked or not. Leave it to the mods. :roll:
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Postby heavycola on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:59 pm

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What does an insomniac dyslexic agnostic do?


Sits up all night wondering if there'sa dog.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:07 pm

heavycola wrote:Image



BEAutiful :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:08 pm

"God, am I going to heaven?"

"Of course not Billy, heaven was a creation of humans to reward those who have done good to their fellow peers. It does not exist whatsoever."

"Then where am I going?"

"Hell."
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Postby unriggable on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:14 pm

What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:18 pm

unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?


Knock-knock.
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Postby ignotus on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:18 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?


Knock-knock.


who's there?
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Postby Strife on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:26 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:
heavycola wrote:Image



BEAutiful :lol:
Yeah, but he forgot to give him an abnormally large prostate... :?
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:40 pm

ignotus wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?


Knock-knock.


who's there?


GOD!


Wait, it's supposed to be non-religious, right?
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:48 pm

unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?


Bah! You caught me in my carelessness with words! I intended for it to be humor about unreligious people (atheist/agnostic/free thinkers).

See heavycola's joke, which I thought was quite excellent by the way.
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:00 pm

I couldn't find any good pictures making fun of atheists... :[ but the lolsite did have this non-Christian one...

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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:38 pm

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:39 pm

Not bad there jay. :lol:
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:40 pm

Lmao that was a good one jay! I like it.
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Postby The Weird One on Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Not bad there jay. :lol:
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Postby Neoteny on Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:25 am

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Postby Syzygy on Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:00 am

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Postby viperbitex on Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:57 am

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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:03 pm

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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:10 pm

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Postby Syzygy on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:24 am

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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:56 am

That dog (I actually misspelled that word at first) looks evil, but the ball spoils the overall effect a little.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:58 am

heavycola wrote:Image


lol thats a good one
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