WARNING: BAD JOKES ALERT!

by **Minister Masket** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:21 am

The forum has become littered with...well rubbish really. Time to pick it up!

What do you call a chav eskimo?
An Inuinnit!

by **unriggable** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:21 am

Let it die.

by **lord voldemort** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:23 am

unriggable wrote:Let it die.

good song

by **MeDeFe** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:41 pm

What's the difference between a heap of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

by **Capt Killroy** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:56 pm

WHY DID FROSTY THE SNOWMAN PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ? HERE HEARD THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

by **diddle** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:40 pm

Capt Killroy wrote:WHY DID FROSTY THE SNOWMAN PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ? HERE HEARD THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

Thats not funny.

by **unriggable** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:35 pm

diddle wrote:
Capt Killroy wrote:WHY DID FROSTY THE SNOWMAN PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ? HERE HEARD THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

Thats not funny.

It's a nodder. Just like, 'heh, yeah that's funny' but not enough to make you laugh.

Does frosty even wear pants?

by **Tyr** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:53 pm

whats funnier then 3 dead babies in a trash can?

1 dead baby in three treash cans

by **viperbitex** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:58 pm

what's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of dead babies?

You can't gargle gravel

by **Neoteny** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:05 pm

Man, what's with these disgusting dead baby jokes? I'll continue...

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

by **Tyr** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:08 pm

whats the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of dead babies?

you cant use a pitchfork on sand

by **Chris7He** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:06 pm

At school, a boy learns Health and about reproduction, vaginas, and penises. The boy goes home and asks his dad, "What's a penis?"

His dad pulls down his pants and twirls around his penis saying, "Son. This is an example of the perfect penis."

The boy goes back to school and during a review he is asked, "What is a penis?"

The boy stands up on his desk and pulls down his pants in front of the whole class saying, "This is a penis."

He points to it and says, "It would be perfect if it were two inches shorter."

by **mr. incrediball** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:10 pm

a 5-year old boy runs into his house, finds his mum, and asks "mummy, can little girls get pregnant?"

his mum says "no, of course not"

and the boy pokes his head out the window and shouts "it's ok, we can keep playing that game!"

by **bedub1** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:14 pm

Did you hear about the 2 peanuts walking down the street? One was a salted.

by **Chris7He** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:15 pm

I peanut walked into a bar and got insalted!!!!

by **ignotus** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:28 pm

what's the difference between father of the child that was conceived normally and of the child that was "made in a test tube"?

The father of the second child is a wanker! :wink:

by **Chris7He** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:33 pm

What's the worst part about Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?

Captain Hook

by **ParadiceCity9** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:34 pm

How much did a pirate's costume cost?

A BUCCANEER!

What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage?

WATAH! (emphasis like this: WA 'TAH)

What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

I DON'T RAPE THE SANDWICH BEFORE EATING IT!

by **graeme89** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:45 pm

A man walked into a bar, he said "ouch"
It was an iron bar.

RIP Tommy Cooper

by **Chris7He** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:48 pm

How does Michael Jackson rob a bank?

He walks in without a belt.

by **Iliad** on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:21 pm

Chris7He wrote:At school, a boy learns Health and about reproduction, vaginas, and penises. The boy goes home and asks his dad, "What's a penis?"

His dad pulls down his pants and twirls around his penis saying, "Son. This is an example of the perfect penis."

The boy goes back to school and during a review he is asked, "What is a penis?"

The boy stands up on his desk and pulls down his pants in front of the whole class saying, "This is a penis."

He points to it and says, "It would be perfect if it were two inches shorter."

mr. incrediball wrote:a 5-year old boy runs into his house, finds his mum, and asks "mummy, can little girls get pregnant?"

his mum says "no, of course not"

and the boy pokes his head out the window and shouts "it's ok, we can keep playing that game!"