by Minister Masket on Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:12 pm
ONE HOUR IN, THE CARNAGE BEGINS...
Skoffin the Balrog had flown south over Lake Kakashi to settle on the lands beyond. Being a 40ft high flaming demon has its disadvantages in a crowded forest, and the grasslands beyond seemed perfect to relax in. Unfortunatly she would get no respite; Fircoal the Pikachu had followed her trail of fiery destruction and being so small, was never noticed by Skoffin. Without warning, Fircoal unleashed a 10-million thunderbolt attack on the Balrog, and slipped away un-noticed. Someone who did notice was Cena - Spyro the Dragon - who was also tracking the Balrog. Seeing that she was unconscious from the bolt attack, Spyro swooped down, landed next to her, bellowed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and burned one of her eyes out. Spyro made a quick escape...
Skoffin the Balrog has lost 2 lives!
Thinking he was safe, Spyro landed in a forest a few miles west. He was anything but. From behind the trees, a shadowy figure watched. firth as Solid Snake saw the dragon land. Without a sound he aimed his pistol, and fired. At exactly the same time, a hungry character launched himself at Spyro. borox as Kirby - mouth gaping wide - engulfed the dragon's head. As he sunk in, the bullet hit Sypro's lower back. In a panic, Kirby released his grip and fled, never seeing where the bullet came from, leaving behind a bloody, saliva-covered Spyro behind, badly injured.
Snake disappeared into the shadows...
cena as Spyro has lost two lives!
Kirby retreated right into mortal danger. F1fth as Pac-man tore his way through the trees, practically ramming into Kirby. Noticed how Kirby looked exactly like a Ghost, he attacked and the two engaged in a bizarre "chew-off" - each trying to take a bite out of the other. But Kirby was already tired and could not win. Pac-Man tore off his ear and continued onwards. Then from the trees, came a cry: "IT'S A ME, MARIO!"
Super Mario as....MARIO(!?) had lept into the air. Kirby could do nothing as the red plumber's size 15 boots crunched down onto his head. Gleefully laughing, Mario jumped into the woodland. Kirby was all the worse for wear...
borox as Kirby has lost two lives!
Elsewhere, dominationnation as Obi-Wan Kenobi was patrolling the edge of the forest. The Force however, was not with him this time as he had been noticed. LSU Tiger Josh as Master Chief was watching him through the sight of his sniper scope. Sitting on a rocky outcrop, he had a perfect view of the surrounding landscape. Taking aim, he shot directly at Obi-Wan's leg from 100 yards. Dropping down in pain, Obi-Wan knew he had been shot, but not by a laser, and it wasn't a shot to kill either.
Master Chief smiled underneath his helmet, he woud have fun with this one...
DM as Obi-Wan has lost a life!
And in a royal act of embarrassment, both NES as Luigi and T.W.O as Jazz both defended when no-one atacked them!
They lose 1 life each!
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