My new SIG frikin rules!!!!!

by **Ronaldinho** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:32 am

. . . Enjoy you goons.

by **Norse** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:42 am

I like it, it appeals to my chavvy side.

However, there are no scantly clad ladies.

6/10

by **diddle** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:43 am

Taste of britain.......

I'm not sure the Peugeout was the best choice.

by **Guiscard** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:43 am

And what looks like a 106... possibly the worst car I've ever driven...

You could have at least gone for a Nova.

by **-ShadySoul-** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:47 am

whats up with the background? before the flag

by **diddle** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:05 am

-ShadySoul- wrote:whats up with the background? before the flag

Who wants the job of humouring this person and explaining? :roll:

by **flashleg8** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:11 am

diddle wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:whats up with the background? before the flag

Who wants the job of humouring this person and explaining?

Its the Neds tartan. Only available in fake baseball caps bought down the Barras.

Its often worn with the optional extras of gold sovereign rings, bottles of white lightning cider and a jacket with a shoplifted stone island badge sewn on.

by **DAZMCFC** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:12 am

i will the little toe-rag.

now to explain the backround before the flag. this is a clothing firm called Burberry, which is worn by all chavs and fake Burberry, worn by wannabe chavs. now Burberry was originally worn by some of the golfing paternity. then the chavs thought it would be good to wear this design and it is banned from quite afew places up and down the country.

also ronnie, i am going to agree aboput the peugeot.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:31 am

That is a fucking nang sig my friend. I am loving it big-style.

It could however be augmented with a Keeley image or five, to make it even more like a condensed version of the Sun.

by **Frigidus** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:37 am

DAZMCFC wrote:i will the little toe-rag.

now to explain the backround before the flag. this is a clothing firm called Burberry, which is worn by all chavs and fake Burberry, worn by wannabe chavs. now Burberry was originally worn by some of the golfing paternity. then the chavs thought it would be good to wear this design and it is banned from quite afew places up and down the country.

also ronnie, i am going to agree aboput the peugeot.

What are chavs? If it's banned I'm guessing a gang, but not sure entirely.

by **flashleg8** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:41 am

Frigidus wrote:What are chavs? If it's banned I'm guessing a gang, but not sure entirely.

They're the same as Neds.

by **The1exile** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:44 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:It could however be augmented with a Keeley image or five, to make it even more like a condensed version of the Sun.

by **alex_white101** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:47 am

Frigidus wrote:What are chavs? If it's banned I'm guessing a gang, but not sure entirely.

they sit on street corners drinking cheap cider. they tuck there tracksuit trousers into their socks. shave strips in there eyebrows. wear burberry/fake burberry. they get kicked out of school. they smoke. eat alot of burger king food. they wear peaked caps. they are generally some of the biggest losers on the planet.

by **The1exile** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:48 am

alex_white101 wrote:
Frigidus wrote:What are chavs? If it's banned I'm guessing a gang, but not sure entirely.

they sit on street corners drinking cheap cider. they tuck there tracksuit trousers into their socks. shave strips in there eyebrows. wear burberry/fake burberry. they get kicked out of school. they smoke. eat alot of burger king food. they wear peaked caps. they are generally some of the biggest losers on the planet.

And they frequent Enfield.

by **Guiscard** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:31 pm

Frigidus wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:i will the little toe-rag.

now to explain the backround before the flag. this is a clothing firm called Burberry, which is worn by all chavs and fake Burberry, worn by wannabe chavs. now Burberry was originally worn by some of the golfing paternity. then the chavs thought it would be good to wear this design and it is banned from quite afew places up and down the country.

also ronnie, i am going to agree aboput the peugeot.

What are chavs? If it's banned I'm guessing a gang, but not sure entirely.

After much Internet debating on various forums, the general conclusion is that you don't have an American equivalent. Part 'gang', part wigger, part white trash, part jock...

by **Kugelblitz22** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:37 pm

Is this situation sort of like the American middle class who get a peak out of looking down there noses at other Americans who are only slightly lower on socio-economic scale? If so I suspect this thread says more about you guys then it does these "chavs". :wink:

by **The1exile** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:40 pm

No.

Anyone read the Soddit? Good analogy in there.

by **Guiscard** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:10 pm

Kugelblitz22 wrote:Is this situation sort of like the American middle class who get a peak out of looking down there noses at other Americans who are only slightly lower on socio-economic scale? If so I suspect this thread says more about you guys then it does these "chavs".

No. Not really. Its both a term of mocking and something to be proud of (if you're particularly chavish yourself).

To be honest, all the 'Chav' shit is a little ridiculous. Until this year I lived on a pretty bad estate in Leeds (Woodhouse / Blenheim if anyone knows the area - now I live in Meanwood, which is nicer). Been jacked up far too many times. Theres a lot of shit that goes on - people being stabbed, beaten unconscious... someone I know last week got savaged by some guys dog on his way home from town. If by any chance you could go unmolested and question a typical resident (who would certainly be defined as 'chav' by the mass media) they'd tell you to f*ck reet off. Its a little bit of a misnomer used by people like Ron to seem a bit 'street'. Same with the car, really. If you're truly chav scum (referring to location mostly) then there's no way you'd get away with modding a car and keeping your rims and sound system. Lower middle class whiteboy bizniz really.

by **Telvannia** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:21 pm

Frigidus wrote:What are chavs? If it's banned I'm guessing a gang, but not sure entirely.

the human equivalent to cockroaches :twisted:

they all deserve to die

by **heavycola** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:44 pm

that's a bit harsh.

keen anthropologists should[url="http://www.fat-pie.com/athomewithdevvo.html"]take a look at devvo[/url], a chav from the hull area

by **Guiscard** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:47 pm

heavycola wrote:that's a bit harsh.

keen anthropologists should[url="http://www.fat-pie.com/athomewithdevvo.htm"]take a look at devvo[/url], a chav from the hull area

Met him. Fake. Biggest disappointment of the decade so far...

by **firth4eva** on Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:34 pm

heavycola wrote:that's a bit harsh.

keen anthropologists should[url="http://www.fat-pie.com/athomewithdevvo.html"]take a look at devvo[/url], a chav from the hull area

I used to have my msn as "When you google firth it says "Did you mean sexy"" and all the dumbasses typed it in and that website came up.