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Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac - Updated with Audio!

Postby bedub1 on Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:29 pm

Jason Boland - Nymphomaniac

(Audio if ya wanna listen to the song)
http://jnumber1.vox.com/library/audio/6 ... ecb8f.html

Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Last edited by bedub1 on Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:38 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby richardgarr on Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:31 pm

LMAO...did you write that ?
:lol: :lol: 8)
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Postby bedub1 on Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:37 pm

Nope, it's a song!

I updated the first post with a link to the song....
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Postby Nephilim on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:23 pm

wow that is the least creative, most juvenile song i have ever......read.

and btw, you think about sex much?

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:41 pm

Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.
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Postby diddle on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:30 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.


The song in this thread is pretty good. :?
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:30 pm

diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.


The song in this thread is pretty good. :?


If you like Red Dirt music.
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Postby diddle on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:32 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.


The song in this thread is pretty good. :?


If you like Red Dirt music.


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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:35 pm

That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.
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Postby diddle on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:38 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.


Fair enough. Please don't judge me.......
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:39 pm

diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.


Fair enough. Please don't judge me.......


Why would I judge you because you didn't know?!?!?
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Postby diddle on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:41 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.


Fair enough. Please don't judge me.......


Why would I judge you because you didn't know?!?!?


No, I meant don't judge me for liking that one song. You seemed dissaproving.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:42 pm

Different strokes for Different Folks, mate.
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Postby Norse on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:47 pm

Horses for courses.

But you have a shit taste in music, that's all.

Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...
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Postby diddle on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:11 pm

Norse wrote:
Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...


Fircoal? :)
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Postby ignotus on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:27 pm

diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:
Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...


Fircoal? :)


Well if this song was about poor, smart and old guy who is almost virgin then I could associate myself to this song... :roll: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The1exile on Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:22 pm

try supply and demand.
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Postby ignotus on Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:38 pm

The1exile wrote:try supply and demand.


I tried, now I have a profile on http://www.thirdworldgirlsformoney.com. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby diddle on Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:50 am

ignotus wrote:
diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:
Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...


Fircoal? :)


Well if this song was about poor, smart and old guy who is almost virgin then I could associate myself to this song... :roll: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


How can you be "almost virgin"?
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