Alrighty then.
Skoffin:
You are a
doctor! Choose one person each night to protect from those nasty scum by PMing their name. You win when I say you win.
The Weird One
You are a
bulletproof townie! You can't be killed at night. But you're still afraid! Being the alarmist that you are, you may only vote for a player mentioned in the above post!!! Also, all your sentences must end with 3 exclamation marks and at least ONE CAPITAL WORD!!! You win when I say you win.
fireedud:
You are a
governor, so you can stop a lynch a total of three times by PMing me after a lynch decision has been reached but before the scene has been posted! But you aren't really that strong of a speaker, so you have to take other people's words (a "me too"). Basically, every post you make must quote at least one other post. You win when I say you win.
Jake (LSU)
You are the
crappy cult leader of the "Talk like a pirate cult!" You can recruit one person into your cult every night by PMing me their name. You and your cultees must talk like pirates. The only thing is: you're a crappy leader, so you're still pro-town and you do not reach a win condition when you and your cult outnumber the town. So basically all you can do is make people talk like pirates. Fun, huh? You win when I say you win.
Spurgistan
You are a
cop! You can investigate one person each night by PMing me their name. You win when I say you win.
Nagerous
You are a
roleblocker! You can block one person's role each night by PMing their name, but there's a catch. You must try to emulate that person's behavior should you try to block him. You win when I say you win.
Shadysoul
You are a
recovering klepto! You can steal someone's role each night by PMing me their name, but be warned. Steal more than once, and you have a high chance of going to prison. You won't be out of the game, but let's just say you won't like what would happen to you. You win when I say you win.
freezie
You are
the media! You want to do good, but you just can't help skewing information. As long as you are alive, no one's roles will be revealed when they die. You win when I say you win.
dustn64
You are a
commuter! Once every other day, you can become unnightkillable. The thing is: people on the bus can't talk with people in the town... except by phone! So, if you choose to commute, the next day you must start you're posts with *ring ring* and CANNOT say anything until someone say hello. (You can say "Come on, answer the phone!" or something of the like though). You win when I say you win.
Fircoal
You are a
drunk day vigilante. You can attempt to kill someone during the first or second day, by saying
SHOOT NAMEHERE. Know that you only have three bullets (chances) and that your aim is sloppy since you’re drunk, and you may miss. You win when I say you win.