Turning Female Friends into Girlfriends

[bedub1]

Whats the best way to do this?

[lord voldemort]

if i knew i would tell you

[DaGip]

Whats the best way to do this?

Just get her a nice puppy!

[Iliad]

A nice puppy

[bedub1]

Just get her a nice puppy!

I'm going to have nightmares tonight cause of you.....

[Hitman079]

get a burlap sack and take her away! LONG LIVE BORAT!
i say to tell her how you feel. you never know what a kiss can turn out like, it may turn out into a nice make-out scene or a break-up before you even start something [let's just be friends], but this is from a shy guy's perspective.

[edwinissweet]

DONOT do it. i told my best girl firend how i felt about her and she told me she loved my best guy friend


havent talked to her since

damn i miss her

[peanutsdad]

well i don't recommend this approach but this is what another guy i worked with did. He walked up to her and said hi i'm Jose (pronouned hose A), would you like to meet josb ( pronounced hose B) and proceeded to show her little hose B.......
Like i said, i do not promote this approach, but hey, it could work i guess, although it didn't for him........

[muy_thaiguy]

well i don't recommend this approach but this is what another guy i worked with did. He walked up to her and said hi i'm Jose (pronouned hose A), would you like to meet josb ( pronounced hose B) and proceeded to show her little hose B.......
Like i said, i do not promote this approach, but hey, it could work i guess, although it didn't for him........

I can only wonder what happened next...

[mybike_yourface]

if it's not there don't push it. play it cool. stay aloof(but conversational) and funny. if that doesn't work throw her a curve ball and start a brawl. how old are you? seriously, that may help me give advice. if your takin turn at CC rigth now stop it. that can't possibly help.

[Hitman079]

well i don't recommend this approach but this is what another guy i worked with did. He walked up to her and said hi i'm Jose (pronouned hose A), would you like to meet josb ( pronounced hose B) and proceeded to show her little hose B.......
Like i said, i do not promote this approach, but hey, it could work i guess, although it didn't for him........

"worked" how?
does this post belong in the oral sex thread or you mean to get a girlfriend

[mybike_yourface]

well i don't recommend this approach but this is what another guy i worked with did. He walked up to her and said hi i'm Jose (pronouned hose A), would you like to meet josb ( pronounced hose B) and proceeded to show her little hose B.......
Like i said, i do not promote this approach, but hey, it could work i guess, although it didn't for him........

"worked" how?
does this post belong in the oral sex thread or you mean to get a girlfriend

likely

[DaGip]

well i don't recommend this approach but this is what another guy i worked with did. He walked up to her and said hi i'm Jose (pronouned hose A), would you like to meet josb ( pronounced hose B) and proceeded to show her little hose B.......
Like i said, i do not promote this approach, but hey, it could work i guess, although it didn't for him........

Another one that works is: Do you like oranges? And if she says Yes say I like oranges too! Let's have Sex! But, if she says NO!, then say I don't like oranges either! Let's have Sex!

But I still think the puppy idea will knock her socks off (or maybe a bra or something)!

[AndrewLC]

The best pick up line that always works without fail is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[bedub1]

The best pick up line that always works without fail is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

omg I almost died laughing...i think i'm about to shit myself....

[DaGip]

[Hitman079]

the girl with the black hair is teh hawtness

[DaGip]

Check out this hottie!

[Hitman079]

watch it gip, for porn bannage.

[DaGip]

watch it gip, for porn bannage.

Not gonna cross that line, duh?

[Skoffin]

To get a girlfriend get a blunt object and find the girl you want, then you simply club her over the head and drag her to your lair.

[DaGip]

To get a girlfriend get a blunt object and find the girl you want, then you simply club her over the head and drag her to your lair.

Why ban someone for porn when evil, sadistic, masocists are allowed to post in here????

[Skoffin]

When did I imply I'm a masochist?

[hecter]

To get a girlfriend get a blunt object and find the girl you want, then you simply club her over the head and drag her to your lair.

Why ban someone for porn when evil, sadistic, masocists are allowed to post in here????

It's the same advice she gave me... Didn't turn out so well...

I would like to use this thread as an announcement thread of me leaving for about... 5 years. Goodbye everybody!

[DaGip]

When did I imply I'm a masochist?

Okay, Evil and sadistic...