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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:18 am

What is your idea for a product? (Im not trying to steal it lol) Just try and be creative or funny or serious whatever you want have fun with it....
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:20 am

My Idea is for a new type of breakfast food called Minge Tarts. They will be flavored with chocolate and maybe rasberries. I think the name will sell the tarts...
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Postby lord voldemort on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:20 am

a unspamulator for forums :lol:

^^^^^^^^^pretty sure thats not a word
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:23 am

It's already been thought of by someone else, but that stabbing-people-in-the-face-across-the-internet device would be nice.
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Postby lord voldemort on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:24 am

Syzygy wrote:It's already been thought of by someone else, but that stabbing-people-in-the-face-across-the-internet device would be nice.


so true
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:29 am

what about a device that can allow you to send smells through the internet so i can fart on all of you
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:50 am

How about titsy mini titty tots....they could be tater tots for little kids in the shape of knockers so the kids will be familiar with them
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Postby The Weird One on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:52 am

million-dollar idea: a filter for your vehicles muffler 8)

with the growing amount of environment-friendly feelings in the world, if you could make an efficient one of these and sell it to car componies, you'd be a millionair (at least)
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Postby heavycola on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:03 pm

UnderSeage wrote:My Idea is for a new type of breakfast food called Minge Tarts. They will be flavored with chocolate and maybe rasberries. I think the name will sell the tarts...


Minge tarts?

I would like to invent a pair of steel armoured gloves with rotating, petrol-driven sawmill blades attached. These would allow the wearer to shred anyone walking too slowly in front into a fine mist of blood and bone fragments, allowing unimpeded perambulation whenever necessary.
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:06 pm

X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly
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Postby ignotus on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:16 pm

firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly


1. Ask James Bond
2. Ask The Invisible Man
3. Ask Superman

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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:17 pm

Superman would probably just kill you while grinning like a maniac.
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:17 pm

ignotus wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly

2. Ask The Invisible Man


where can i find this man?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:20 pm

firth4eva wrote:
ignotus wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly

2. Ask The Invisible Man


where can i find this man?
You have to look really really hard. And listen to footsteps where you can not see anyone.
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:28 pm

firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:29 pm

UnderSeage wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?

Perv on people in the shower.
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:34 pm

firth4eva wrote:
UnderSeage wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?

Perv on people in the shower.


I was hoping you'd say that
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Postby ignotus on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:34 pm

firth4eva wrote:
UnderSeage wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?

Perv on people in the shower.


Pervert! :evil:
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:35 pm

ignotus wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
UnderSeage wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?

Perv on people in the shower.


Pervert! :evil:


Some people would like it lol
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Postby ignotus on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:39 pm

UnderSeage wrote:
ignotus wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
UnderSeage wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?

Perv on people in the shower.


Pervert! :evil:


Some people would like it lol


:shock:

Perverts! All! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby UnderSeage on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:41 pm

ignotus wrote:
UnderSeage wrote:
ignotus wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
UnderSeage wrote:
firth4eva wrote:X-ray glasses
Something to make you invisible
Something to make you fly



What would u do if u were invisble?

Perv on people in the shower.


Pervert! :evil:


Some people would like it lol


:shock:


:lol:

Perverts! All! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:41 pm

What would you do ignotus?
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Postby cena-rules on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:42 pm

If I was invisible Id go around scaring the living hell out of people
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Postby ignotus on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:43 pm

rob a bank or twelve :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:46 pm

Make things explode with my brain.
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