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Postby soundout9 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:30 pm

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Postby Harijan on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:31 pm

6) we kicked England's ass, and then came back to bail them out when they were getting their ass kicked by everyone else.

7) we have the biggest guns, the most soldiers, and the most advanced technology in the world.

8 ) we could take over the world and absolutely destroy anyone who opposes us, but we choose not to.

9) we are the biggest badest mother fuckers the world has ever seen. There has never been a more powerful military force in the world than the United States Military.

10) if the American military was a risk player we would get like a 40,000 army bonus every turn and +5 to all dice rolls just because we kick so much ass.

Anyone who is a risk fan has to love America.

This is what Europeans want to believe America is. They don't want to believe that America doles out more foreign aid to 3rd world countries than all of the EU combined. They don't want to remember that when Europe was on the verge of total destruction, it was the American Military that saved Europe. They don't want to remember that the only military attack on U.S. soil (Pearl Harbor) was a result of America pursuing a pacifist policy while shipping guns, amunition, and technology to Europe by the boatload. They don't want to remember that after the war it was America that financed the rebuilding of Europe.

I honestly get sick of europeans bagging on America, if it weren't for us you would all be speaking German so STFU.

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Bush for EU president in 2010. (I don't care if its not an elected position).
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:32 pm

Oh my God, you did not just say that they would all be speaking german, did you???

Are you one of those guys?

I had higher hopes for you.
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Postby s.xkitten on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:32 pm

Norse wrote:Oh yes...and...

Rupert Murdoch
Paul Wolfowitz
The Royal family
Fenians
Sean Connery
Gerry Adams
Iain paisley
The IRA
Illegal immigration
In fact, most immigration
OK, all immigration....j/k
Jews
Christians
Men who wear pink shirts
Women who wear too much clothing
Women who turn down my sexual advances
Coldplay
Really fat, white people
5p coins
Beauracracy
Unions
"inferiority complex" office workers (ie. 95% of office workers)
The NHS
Public services in Britain


when norse finishes before me
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:33 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:Oh yes...and...

Rupert Murdoch
Paul Wolfowitz
The Royal family
Fenians
Sean Connery
Gerry Adams
Iain paisley
The IRA
Illegal immigration
In fact, most immigration
OK, all immigration....j/k
Jews
Christians
Men who wear pink shirts
Women who wear too much clothing
Women who turn down my sexual advances
Coldplay
Really fat, white people
5p coins
Beauracracy
Unions
"inferiority complex" office workers (ie. 95% of office workers)
The NHS
Public services in Britain


when norse finishes before me



somehow that seems like a problem that probably occurs more often than not.
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:34 pm

hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well just so you know.....fyi..canada has alot of hot women too ;) and hot men!


Really? I thought they were all Cold!!!

Get it!!!???
HAHAHAHAH!!!!


Good God, I'm classy.

we need men to warm us up!;) any volunteers?

ME! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

you really want me to be a pedophile dont you!?
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:34 pm

Harijan wrote:They don't want to remember that after the war it was America that financed the rebuilding of Europe.

Ya im learning about that we sent BILLIONS of $$$$ to europe to rebuild your puny civilizations. j/k you europeans are cool. just know we helped you...
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Postby Harijan on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:35 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:Its a joke cena chill out but 11 reasons are

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
BAD THING!

2. Only in America.....are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Nope, in Canada too.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Nope, in Canada too.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
Nope, in Canada too.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
Nope, in Canada too.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Nope, in Canada too.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machi! ! nes to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Nope, in Canada too.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
Nope, in Canada too.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Nope, in Canada too.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
Nope, in Canada too.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a
cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
We don't have a white house or the draft...


Apparently no one told you that Canada is the 51st state. You know that all you frozen french turd rejects would jump at the chance at officially being part of America.
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:35 pm

soundout9 wrote:fat people
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I just realized this
HOW DID SHE GET HER PANTS ON?????? :o
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:36 pm

clapper011 wrote:
hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well just so you know.....fyi..canada has alot of hot women too ;) and hot men!


Really? I thought they were all Cold!!!

Get it!!!???
HAHAHAHAH!!!!


Good God, I'm classy.

we need men to warm us up!;) any volunteers?

ME! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

you really want me to be a pedophile dont you!?

We're in Canada hun, consent is 14 8)

Besides, I'm 16 in a week...
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:36 pm

Harijan wrote:6) we kicked England's ass, and then came back to bail them out when they were getting their ass kicked by everyone else.


You amazingly ignorant twat.

Hitler had always said that he wanted to divide europe with his anglo-saxon bretheren (ie, england)

I wish the fucking German's did win the war, at least that way, we wouldnt have bagged the 3 billion pound per year debt handed to us by the foreign bankers in the usa.
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:36 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Harijan wrote:They don't want to remember that after the war it was America that financed the rebuilding of Europe.

Ya im learning about that we sent BILLIONS of $$$$ to europe to rebuild your puny civilizations. j/k you europeans are cool. just know we helped you...


im sure that had our infrastructure not been somewhat demolished during the 2nd world war, europeans probably would have sent aid as well. Social circumstance does not equate this whole mentality that people have adopted because of it
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:37 pm

Harijan wrote:
hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:Its a joke cena chill out but 11 reasons are

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
BAD THING!

2. Only in America.....are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Nope, in Canada too.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Nope, in Canada too.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
Nope, in Canada too.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
Nope, in Canada too.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Nope, in Canada too.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machi! ! nes to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Nope, in Canada too.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
Nope, in Canada too.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Nope, in Canada too.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
Nope, in Canada too.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a
cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
We don't have a white house or the draft...


Apparently no one told you that Canada is the 51st state. You know that all you frozen french turd rejects would jump at the chance at officially being part of America.

I never dissed Canada. i wish ALL of canada would join us becase then we would have ALL of north america. cept greeland but i mean who are they?
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:37 pm

hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well just so you know.....fyi..canada has alot of hot women too ;) and hot men!


Really? I thought they were all Cold!!!

Get it!!!???
HAHAHAHAH!!!!


Good God, I'm classy.

we need men to warm us up!;) any volunteers?

ME! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

you really want me to be a pedophile dont you!?

We're in Canada hun, consent is 14 8)

Besides, I'm 16 in a week...

yes but I am double your age!
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:38 pm

Norse wrote:You amazingly ignorant twat.

Hitler had always said that he wanted to divide europe with his anglo-saxon bretheren (ie, england)

I wish the fucking German's did win the war, at least that way, we wouldnt have bagged the 3 billion pound per year debt handed to us by the foreign bankers in the usa.


its not tempting at all to hang on to that quote to make you look even more ridculous in every subsequent post on this forum.
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:40 pm

soundout9 wrote:
Harijan wrote:Apparently no one told you that Canada is the 51st state. You know that all you frozen french turd rejects would jump at the chance at officially being part of America.

I never dissed Canada. i wish ALL of canada would join us becase then we would have ALL of north america. cept greeland but i mean who are they?

You Americans really are very stupid...
Antigua and Barbuda

The Bahamas

Barbados

Belize

Canada

Costa Rica

Cuba

Dominica

Dominican Republic

El Salvador

Greenland (Kalaallit Nunaat)

Grenada

Guatemala

Haiti

Honduras

Jamaica

Mexico

Nicaragua

Panama

Saint Kitts and Nevis

Saint Lucia

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Trinidad and Tobago

United States of America

Yup, all of North America alright...
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Postby Norse on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:40 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
Norse wrote:You amazingly ignorant twat.

Hitler had always said that he wanted to divide europe with his anglo-saxon bretheren (ie, england)

I wish the fucking German's did win the war, at least that way, we wouldnt have bagged the 3 billion pound per year debt handed to us by the foreign bankers in the usa.


its not tempting at all to hang on to that quote to make you look even more ridculous in every subsequent post on this forum.


tonky boy, maybe among the feeble-minded, who you tend to knock about with.
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:41 pm

clapper011 wrote:
hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
clapper011 wrote:well just so you know.....fyi..canada has alot of hot women too ;) and hot men!


Really? I thought they were all Cold!!!

Get it!!!???
HAHAHAHAH!!!!


Good God, I'm classy.

we need men to warm us up!;) any volunteers?

ME! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

you really want me to be a pedophile dont you!?

We're in Canada hun, consent is 14 8)

Besides, I'm 16 in a week...

yes but I am double your age!

Pfft! Who cares about age? As long as there's consent baby!
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Postby got tonkaed on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:42 pm

Norse wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:
Norse wrote:You amazingly ignorant twat.

Hitler had always said that he wanted to divide europe with his anglo-saxon bretheren (ie, england)

I wish the fucking German's did win the war, at least that way, we wouldnt have bagged the 3 billion pound per year debt handed to us by the foreign bankers in the usa.


its not tempting at all to hang on to that quote to make you look even more ridculous in every subsequent post on this forum.


tonky boy, maybe among the feeble-minded, who you tend to knock about with.


you mean unlike the eugenics conventions that youd be likely to attend...

all this feeble mindedness talk....why dont you just start going out and saying it norse. You dont think people that arent like you deserve the same existence you do. Its in everything you post. Just go out there and accept your bigotry, im sure youll be able to exhalt a little bit and settle in to that BNP platform.
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Postby Harijan on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:43 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh my God, you did not just say that they would all be speaking german, did you???

Are you one of those guys?

I had higher hopes for you.


My wife said the same thing to me last night.

Its true, Europe probably would be one giant unhappy nation today if it were not for America in WW2. It is all speculation, my rhetoric is designed to point out the benefits of having the largest military force in the world in Europe's corner, not claim that it is true. Who knows what would have happened if America had not sent 40,000 men to die on the French coast in one weekend.

My point is that America is the like the rich kid that everybody picks on. Everyone loves to make fun of the rich kid until they want a ride in his car, or come over to his house. Europe always wants the American military on their side even though they rip on America day in and day out. Just another example of European hypocracy at work.
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:43 pm

:shock: :?
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:43 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Harijan wrote:Apparently no one told you that Canada is the 51st state. You know that all you frozen french turd rejects would jump at the chance at officially being part of America.

I never dissed Canada. i wish ALL of canada would join us becase then we would have ALL of north america. cept greeland but i mean who are they?

You Americans really are very stupid...
Antigua and Barbuda

The Bahamas

Barbados

Belize

Canada

Costa Rica

Cuba

Dominica

Dominican Republic

El Salvador

Greenland (Kalaallit Nunaat)

Grenada

Guatemala

Haiti

Honduras

Jamaica

Mexico

Nicaragua

Panama

Saint Kitts and Nevis

Saint Lucia

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Trinidad and Tobago

United States of America

Yup, all of North America alright...

Ok we need mexico too cause everything south of the border is mexico
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Postby hecter on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:44 pm

clapper011 wrote::shock: :?

You want me 8)
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Postby Harijan on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:45 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:
Harijan wrote:Apparently no one told you that Canada is the 51st state. You know that all you frozen french turd rejects would jump at the chance at officially being part of America.

I never dissed Canada. i wish ALL of canada would join us becase then we would have ALL of north america. cept greeland but i mean who are they?

You Americans really are very stupid... Yup, all of North America alright...


Thank you, I stand corrected, The part of America that matters.

You should have listed every country and province in south america too, I can't believe you left those poor bastards off of your America list.
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:45 pm

you think so huh? :roll:
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