I am Lord Voldemort

by **kwanton** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:42 pm

dustn64 wrote:NO, HE IS LORD VOLDEMORT!

yeah I was bout to ask where that guy was in this thread.

by **dustn64** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:45 pm

kwanton wrote:
dustn64 wrote:NO, HE IS LORD VOLDEMORT!

yeah I was bout to ask where that guy was in this thread.

Oh well... BACK TO THE POINTLESS SPELLS! Densaugeo!

by **AndrewLC** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:59 pm

You're right, I'm really just Snape, who's drank polyjuice potion...But I killed Dumbledore.

by **kwanton** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:05 pm

AndrewLC wrote:You're right, I'm really just Snape, who's drank polyjuice potion...But I killed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore was gay.

Your a homophobe.

GET THE HOMOPHOBE!

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:14 pm

hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

:evil:

by **freezie** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:20 pm

lord voldemort wrote:hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

Well, if you ARE voldemort, then you really have to learn snape's spells.

SectumSempra is a spell to CUT, not bleed. Of course, the cuts are quite dangerous. But bleed non-stop..Wrong.

by **AndrewLC** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:23 pm

kwanton wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:You're right, I'm really just Snape, who's drank polyjuice potion...But I killed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore was gay.

Your a homophobe.

GET THE HOMOPHOBE!

Fucking faggot, always taking it up the ass from Grindlewald....

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:24 pm

freezie wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

Well, if you ARE voldemort, then you really have to learn snape's spells.

SectumSempra is a spell to CUT, not bleed. Of course, the cuts are quite dangerous. But bleed non-stop..Wrong.

"blood spurted everywhere from malfoy" pg 489 of hbp...
but your proly right it does cut then bleeds everywhere lol

i do have to learn from snape cause he was the greatest wizard of all out of dumby, voldy, harry and himself..the smartest and the best

(this is assuming youve read deathly hallows

by **dustn64** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:25 pm

freezie wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

Well, if you ARE voldemort, then you really have to learn snape's spells.

SectumSempra is a spell to CUT, not bleed. Of course, the cuts are quite dangerous. But bleed non-stop..Wrong.

Serpensortia! Both of you flee from my snake!

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:27 pm

dustn64 wrote:
freezie wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

Well, if you ARE voldemort, then you really have to learn snape's spells.

SectumSempra is a spell to CUT, not bleed. Of course, the cuts are quite dangerous. But bleed non-stop..Wrong.

Serpensortia! Both of you flee from my snake!

gah this is too easy i speak parsletongue

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:28 pm

AndrewLC wrote:
kwanton wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:You're right, I'm really just Snape, who's drank polyjuice potion...But I killed Dumbledore.

Dumbledore was gay.

Your a homophobe.

GET THE HOMOPHOBE!

Fucking faggot, always taking it up the ass from Grindlewald....

he was actually in love with grindewald...jkrowling never mentioned this love was recipricol

by **freezie** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:34 pm

Of course snape was one of the greatest, no doubts.

But I still vouch for Dumbledore, as Snape was WAY too selfish.

Oh, also..To prove my point:

''One of Goerge's hear was missing. The side of his head and neck were drenched in wet, shockinly scarlet blood''

Of course it bled, but it's amde to cut first. When you're cut, you are bleeding ( hopefully ).

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:37 pm

freezie wrote:Of course snape was one of the greatest, no doubts.

But I still vouch for Dumbledore, as Snape was WAY too selfish.

Oh, also..To prove my point:

''One of Goerge's hear was missing. The side of his head and neck were drenched in wet, shockinly scarlet blood''

Of course it bled, but it's amde to cut first. When you're cut, you are bleeding ( hopefully ).

you'd wanna hope so lol....

snape was a jerk but thats cause he loved lily....
i really should re-read these books.

by **dustn64** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:41 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
freezie wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

Well, if you ARE voldemort, then you really have to learn snape's spells.

SectumSempra is a spell to CUT, not bleed. Of course, the cuts are quite dangerous. But bleed non-stop..Wrong.

Serpensortia! Both of you flee from my snake!

gah this is too easy i speak parsletongue

touche

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:42 pm

dustn64 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
freezie wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:hate to put it out there but i am actually lord voldemort....unless this is a pay out of me...then to flame wars perhaps...if not

sectumsempra- a curse created by snape that makes you bleed non stop

and imperio...your now under my power

Well, if you ARE voldemort, then you really have to learn snape's spells.

SectumSempra is a spell to CUT, not bleed. Of course, the cuts are quite dangerous. But bleed non-stop..Wrong.

Serpensortia! Both of you flee from my snake!

gah this is too easy i speak parsletongue
touche

i am a merciful lord :twisted:

by **freezie** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:42 pm

Well, I am Harry, so I do speak parseltounge ( Spelling suck ;p) too..

by **Fircoal** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:45 pm

ok I feel like pwning you all. PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*blasts everyone with thunderbolt*

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:46 pm

freezie wrote:Well, I am Harry, so I do speak parseltounge ( Spelling suck ;p) too..

my bad....and it is my bad u can speak parseltounge...not tounge..lol..*i googled that*

by **dustn64** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:46 pm

Aha!

Avis! Run from my birds!

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:47 pm

Fircoal wrote:ok I feel like pwning you all. PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*blasts everyone with thunderbolt*

you do understand that i know several spells to cause you pain or make you do whatever i want you to do...or to actually kill you in an instant that you cant stop..

oo look at me i have a lightning bolt...

*i dont mind pokemon though*

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:48 pm

dustn64 wrote:Aha!

Avis! Run from my birds!

lol

by **Fircoal** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:51 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
Fircoal wrote:ok I feel like pwning you all. PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*blasts everyone with thunderbolt*

you do understand that i know several spells to cause you pain or make you do whatever i want you to do...or to actually kill you in an instant that you cant stop..

oo look at me i have a lightning bolt...

*i dont mind pokemon though*

You know, that I'm awesome, and my lightbolts instakill.

*meh, I don't mind Harry Potter, just I don't know any spells and I'm a big Pokemon fan.

*

by **freezie** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:53 pm

Harry Potter, Pokemons......

Start caring for star wars :wink:

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:53 pm

Fircoal wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Fircoal wrote:ok I feel like pwning you all. PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*blasts everyone with thunderbolt*

you do understand that i know several spells to cause you pain or make you do whatever i want you to do...or to actually kill you in an instant that you cant stop..

oo look at me i have a lightning bolt...

*i dont mind pokemon though*

You know, that I'm awesome, and my lightbolts instakill.

*meh, I don't mind Harry Potter, just I don't know any spells and I'm a big Pokemon fan. *

id neva have guessed

im a big hp fan...like ridic...and i love star wars and lotr's

by **lord voldemort** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:55 pm

freezie wrote:Harry Potter, Pokemons......

Start caring for star wars

i do love star wars..im watching episode 2 as we speak..lol...its up to part where anikan has taken amidala into hiding on naboo

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