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Postby borox0 on Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:10 am

Does anyone know a cure for severe diahoerrea?
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Postby got tonkaed on Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:11 am

pepto and probably drinking a lot of fluids....

also you could probably google this and save some embarressment, or webmd...

if it persists for a long period of time you may want to think about seeing someone, but id recommend trying to up your fluid intake and search for some foods which may help your system.
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Postby borox0 on Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:13 am

no not for me, i jst dont want to sit in a small house with someone on the shitter all the time (we don't own any of that fancy spray)
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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:14 am

Lotsa cheese and fiber (just a guess) :wink:
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Postby gimil on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:26 am

Just shit it out :)

Till theres nothing left to shit :)
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Postby diddle on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:27 am

gimil wrote:Just shit it out :)

Till theres nothing left to shit :)


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Postby Iliad on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:30 am

diddle wrote:
gimil wrote:Just shit it out :)

Till theres nothing left to shit :)


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Re: Urgent Question

Postby Minister Masket on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:12 am

borox0 wrote:Does anyone know a cure for severe diahoerrea?

I'm pleasantly surprised you knew how to spell "diahoerrea" correctly.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:35 am

Immodium-Plus is your friend and saviour.

Whatever you pay for it is too low a price.
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Postby nagerous on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:51 am

Immodium is only a temporary solution, perhaps the problem is diet related? Also, I would advice your friend to go to the local hospital and get it checked out with a colonoscopy or endoscopy or whatever its called if the problem persists.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:53 am

nagerous wrote:Immodium is only a temporary solution
Then you didn't take enough
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Postby nagerous on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:54 am

Take too much and you'll never shit again ;)
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Postby Syzygy on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:54 am

Lomotil.
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Postby ignotus on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:56 am

Chocolate. And lots of it! :wink:
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Postby cena-rules on Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:12 am

couscous as it is nearly 100% starch
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Postby gimil on Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:13 am

nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again ;)


problem solved?
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Postby Stopper on Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:14 am

Imodium, which has saved my arse on numerous occasions. I prefer the kind that melts in your mouth, rather than having to be swallowed.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:14 am

Stab yourself in the guts.
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Postby nagerous on Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:15 am

gimil wrote:
nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again ;)


problem solved?



you'll be dead.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:25 am

nagerous wrote:
gimil wrote:
nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again ;)

problem solved?

you'll be dead.

problem solved?
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:27 am

plastic sheets and lots of water.

Oh, and someone to clean away the mess, too.
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Postby gimil on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:31 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
nagerous wrote:
gimil wrote:
nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again ;)

problem solved?

you'll be dead.

problem solved?


i dont think this strapping young lad gets the solution :?
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Postby s.xkitten on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:24 pm

just make sure that no matter what you do, you continue to drink lots of fluids...because otherwise, you'll get dehydrated, which is not good.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:26 pm

Lots and LOTS of alcohol...

Then, eat a couple of grams of mushrooms and get in the shower naked...

Just lay down and let it all out...
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Postby unriggable on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:57 pm

Hungry pets? They can replace toilets anytime.
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