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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:18 pm

soundout9 wrote:
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satanspaladin wrote:goes back in time to before any of you were born and climes hill.


my hill

Fastforwered time until you were dead and climbs the hill

My hill!!!

*Goes to the future where I would normally be dead and claims hill after eating soundout9 with salt*
NES's hill now

Grrrrr i hate being eaten.....

Here is a fate worse than eaten...
*Runs to the bathroom and relieves his bathroom needs*
*Flushes and clogs toilet*
I better get the flagpole... to unclog the toilet.
*Puts pants back on and goes flagpole hunting*
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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Postby riggable on Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:21 pm

Contacts Nintendo, finds out that NES is no longer being made and is projected than in the next 2 years all NES's consoles will be unusable!


My hill, in 2 years.
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Postby NESconqueror on Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:24 pm

riggable wrote:Contacts Nintendo, finds out that NES is no longer being made and is projected than in the next 2 years all NES's consoles will be unusable!


My hill, in 2 years.
*Calls nintendo to cancel the NES disablement*
*brings riggable to a rune maze*
*Claims hill*
NES's hill
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Postby soundout9 on Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:35 pm

NESconqueror wrote:
riggable wrote:Contacts Nintendo, finds out that NES is no longer being made and is projected than in the next 2 years all NES's consoles will be unusable!


My hill, in 2 years.
*Calls nintendo to cancel the NES disablement*
*brings riggable to a rune maze*
*Claims hill*
NES's hill

Calls microsoft to make way more 360's so even the people in africa with no electricity have them

Microsoft and soundout9's EMPIRE!!!
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Postby satanspaladin on Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:45 pm

cute kitten charms every one off the hill .

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Postby riggable on Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:48 pm

Hands Satanspaladin article "New scientific discovery: men are scientifically 110% better than women"
she dies in rage


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Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:29 pm

Brings unriggable into thread riggable and him instantly get into a giant fight. While they are fighting I sneak up behind them and push them off the ledge and to their deaths.

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Postby satanspaladin on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:35 am

godess reminds kitten that men all ways lie and sends her back ,gives big dog fleas he rolls off hill scratching :P

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Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:27 pm

The fleas missed and landed on your kitten who quickly rolls off to her death.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:38 pm

AAAAH! RABID WOLF! **Shoots wolf**

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Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:40 pm

Obviously forgot that I was immortal.

*regenerates*

Pushes MTG off the hill.
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Postby Chystal Halon on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:34 pm

i slipped some partial unimmortality potion on your food while you were eating and then used firaga which took 5935 plus stun. then i used blood sword to drain the rest of your immortality to me. killing you then with a magnum to the head...

IM king...

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Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:38 pm

You killed my decoy. I shoot you from behind. Since you didn't really absorb any of my immortality. I then shield myself from any future attacks.

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Postby Chystal Halon on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:40 pm

i kill the avatar wolf. and you come crying at its side, walk down the hill with its body and propose a funeral. my hill
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Postby strike wolf on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:47 pm

All the wolves in my possession are also immortal and this was used to lure u into a trap. Once there i offer you an alliance.
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Postby satanspaladin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:51 am

cat godess make kitten return to hill and totally irresistible to all on cc ,every one gives kitten the hill .


my hill,kitten puresss at you all :lol:
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Postby KiwiTaker on Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:53 am

Throws catnip at kitten and it rolls off the hill. My hill
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Postby bryguy on Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:31 am

buts bomb in hill and blows up hill, NO HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit: also mines the surrounding area from where i am standing, on top of an ant hill :twisted: the only type of hill around
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Postby bryguy on Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:34 am

oops, now im stuck on my ant hill :shock:
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Postby satanspaladin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:06 am

cat goddess make dark lord use his new pink forces to rebuild kittys hill,
an makes bryguy kittens eternal pet .

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Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:06 pm

Takes kitten and traps it in a dogpound, where the cat is quickly ripped to shreds.

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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:11 pm

I am super effective against all animals

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Postby strike wolf on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:17 pm

I'm still immortal. However I have gotten bored with the hill and move back to my secret tropical island.

My island. Still your hill.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:18 pm

you can keep your crappy island

still my hill, and now you have to triple post to take it from me! :P
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Postby satanspaladin on Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:34 pm

sets IRS on wolf not paying taxs on island ,mr incrediball gets scared irs is after him gives hill to kitten .

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