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How Jesus relates to Sausages

Postby Minister Masket on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:28 pm

Jesus spelled backwards is "Susej".
Say it out loud and you get a word sounding just like "sausage".

This probably means that sausages are either sacred or the spawn of Satan, but I'll leave that up to you.
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:29 pm

I knew it

I knew it

all hail the mighty sausages

I hereby declare this the opening of the mighty sausage clan
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Postby diddle on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:40 pm

i don't like sausages
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Postby DaGip on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:50 pm

I ate a crucifix once when I was a kid...I shit toothpicks for a week, but it didn't taste like sausage to me?

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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:18 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:32 pm

Sausage, definatly sacred now that pork has been made clean.
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Postby Stopper on Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:46 pm

Is there a weird, backward dialect in the south of England somewhere where "susej" sounds like "sausage"?
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:47 pm

Boy will be boy all ways wanting to play with your sausages. :shock:
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:02 am

diddle wrote:i don't like sausages

STONE HIM!
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:17 am

Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:i don't like sausages

STONE HIM!

but we have run out of weed!
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:18 am

Iliad wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:i don't like sausages

STONE HIM!

but we have run out of weed!

Damn! Who used it all?

Caleb!!!!! :evil:
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Postby Beastly on Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:32 am

"OH mY COD...SUSEJ"
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Postby Neutrino on Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:48 am

You don't spend much time in the Clubhouse, do you Caleb?

This is actually one of the more intelligent ones. It even has a theme and everything.
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:03 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:This thread has hereby been awarded...



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OHH that must hurt. :roll:
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:16 pm

Neutrino wrote:You don't spend much time in the Clubhouse, do you Caleb?

This is actually one of the more intelligent ones. It even has a theme and everything.

I am THAT good.
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Postby soundout9 on Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:17 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
Iliad wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:i don't like sausages

STONE HIM!

but we have run out of weed!

Damn! Who used it all?

Caleb!!!!! :evil:

Actually i know who did..... :lol:
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Postby Norse on Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:56 pm

Stopper wrote:Is there a weird, backward dialect in the south of England somewhere where "susej" sounds like "sausage"?


Sounds more cheshire to me.
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