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magneticgoop wrote:Day 1
In Ancient times the peoples of the earth often met the gods that they worshiped, and would entertain the gods and make sacrifices to them. This pleased the gods and in return the gods protected their followers from natural disasters, war, famine and the monsters of the wild places of the earth. Those that were especially favored by the gods would make great voyages to distant lands, or perform great quests. One such man known as Arkantos, an Atlantean, hunted to the ends of the earth Gargarensis, an evil Cyclops. He sailed from the island of Atlantis to the gates of Troy, to the deserts of Egypt, to the frozen wastelands of Scandinavia. The Greek gods took notice of the many places Arkantos traveled to and noticed the peoples did not worship them, and worse they worshiped other gods. They plotted amongst themselves to force the Norse and Egyptians to worship them. However when the Egyptian and Norse gods learned of this plot they decided to wage war on all other gods and fight for the right to be the sole gods that were worshipped. All three sided rallied their troops for the greatest war that ever was or will be on this earth. But there were some of the last monsters that remained on the edges of the earth that wanted vengeance from the gods that drove them away from their homes. They waited in ambush patently for the day that they alone would rule over the great nations of the earth. And still yet some of the lesser evil gods on all sides gave a strange curse to one of their own followers that would cause great confusion among men and gods alike. Who will emerge the victor in this mighty display of pride, hatred, power, and will?
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duday53 wrote:Day 1
In Ancient times the peoples of the earth often met the gods that they worshiped, and would entertain the gods and make sacrifices to them. This pleased the gods and in return the gods protected their followers from natural disasters, war, famine and the monsters of the wild places of the earth. Those that were especially favored by the gods would make great voyages to distant lands, or perform great quests. One such man known as Arkantos, an Atlantean, hunted to the ends of the earth Gargarensis, an evil Cyclops. He sailed from the island of Atlantis to the gates of Troy, to the deserts of Egypt, to the frozen wastelands of Scandinavia. The Greek gods took notice of the many places Arkantos traveled to and noticed the peoples did not worship them, and worse they worshiped other gods. They plotted amongst themselves to force the Norse and Egyptians to worship them. However when the Egyptian and Norse gods learned of this plot they decided to wage war on all other gods and fight for the right to be the sole gods that were worshipped. All three sided rallied their troops for the greatest war that ever was or will be on this earth. But there were some of the last monsters that remained on the edges of the earth that wanted vengeance from the gods that drove them away from their homes. They waited in ambush patently for the day that they alone would rule over the great nations of the earth. And still yet some of the lesser evil gods on all sides gave a strange curse to one of their own followers that would cause great confusion among men and gods alike. Who will emerge the victor in this mighty display of pride, hatred, power, and will?
muy_thaiguy wrote:Vote Norse, because I'm not sure if I have ever voted him before!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
Fircoal wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:Vote Norse, because I'm not sure if I have ever voted him before!
no you haven't, I believe he's new.
Vote: Frenchie-chan
Fircoal wrote:I'm always high
I know! It surprised me too!freezie wrote:Norse is in this? Really?
Vote: Norse-san
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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