which movie is funnier?

[muy_thaiguy]

but now we can laugh at you anyway

It's the only way I can be funny. Is to express my true feelings about my penis. So please laugh. And I dont really give a shit whether you wanted to know or not because now u do so suck it up.

No girls will suck it any time soon, that's for sure...

I don't think they could get there mouth to touch it its so small. But maybe one of these days they might step it up and make a play on it.

Could they FIND it?

[The Weird One]

Gah! That's it, I'm not lending hecter anymore meters.

Sorry

I felt like tinkering with that one... Trying to make it extra sensitive, guess I caused a short... Sorry

*returns your charred remains of several different meters*

I tinkered with some of those too... Except the Irony meter! I know better than to mess with those!

**KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!**

HECTER!

O ya... Don't lend me any more small explosives... Or anything that has the potential to catch fire... Or anything that required electricity... Or anything sharp or shiny... Or anything that I could choke on... Or anything that bounces...

But thinks like this deflated basket ball are fine ... Sorry I popped your basket ball...

That's it, I'm also taking back my Firecracker set and shot gun that you "borrowed".

*steals shotgun from MTG*
*robs bank and buys lots and lots of explosives*

[hecter]

*takes some of the various movies listed above in DVD form and starts throwing them*

*breaks many glass things and a LCD television*

*uses some of the others to focus some sunlight onto some dried leaves starting a fire*

[UCAbears]

Oh ya they can find it. It's the twig hanging down over the top of my balls. But idk. I might need to help them. It can be tricky.

[muy_thaiguy]

**Burns all copies of the above movies**

[The Weird One]

oh what the hell!

*starts shooting randomly with shotgun while throwing explosives in odd directions*

[Fircoal]

Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail FTW

I haven't seen many of the movies on there.

[The Weird One]

not many - if any - are any good

[CBlake]

dude i was joking im 6'1 185 mostly muscle and i have a 14 inch penis

[hecter]

dude i was joking im 6'1 185 mostly muscle and i have a 14 inch penis

If you say so.

[muy_thaiguy]

dude i was joking im 6'1 185 mostly muscle and i have a 14 inch penis

**Remnants of BS Meter explode at this comment**

[CBlake]

i think ur just jealous somebody get a small condom for the centimeter peter ^^^^

[unriggable]

i think ur just jealous somebody get a small condom for the centimeter peter ^^^^

I think your jealous because even if this guy needs a small condom, at least he'll need it. You just acquire condoms and never use them.

[Titanic]

i think ur just jealous somebody get a small condom for the centimeter peter ^^^^

I think your jealous because even if this guy needs a small condom, at least he'll need it. You just acquire condoms and never use them.

Looool. Takedown.

[hecter]

i think ur just jealous somebody get a small condom for the centimeter peter ^^^^

I think your jealous because even if this guy needs a small condom, at least he'll need it. You just acquire condoms and never use them.

Pre-lubricated ones make excellent "slimy eel" balloon animals

[The Weird One]

[unriggable]

i think ur just jealous somebody get a small condom for the centimeter peter ^^^^

I think your jealous because even if this guy needs a small condom, at least he'll need it. You just acquire condoms and never use them.

Pre-lubricated ones make excellent "slimy eel" balloon animals

Yeah but the latex gloves are better at making slimy turkeys, and even if you don't like balloon animals there's always a second way to put a lubricated glove to use.

[CBlake]

hecter u dont need one b/c u be takin it up the ass

[unriggable]

hecter u dont need one b/c u be takin it up the ass

The main problem with the latex glove method is that it makes it harder to type with one hand.

[static_ice]

hecter u dont need one b/c u be takin it up the ass

The main problem with the latex glove method is that it makes it harder to type with one hand.

you guys are sharks overkilling the tiny fish in the pond

[unriggable]

hecter u dont need one b/c u be takin it up the ass

The main problem with the latex glove method is that it makes it harder to type with one hand.

you guys are sharks overkilling the tiny fish in the pond

But he fights back, and retaliation is sweet.

[hecter]

hecter u dont need one b/c u be takin it up the ass

Right, because anal sex only makes me MORE SUSCEPTABLE TO EVERY FUCKING STD OUT THERE!

Moron...

[The Weird One]

and you would know hecter

[hecter]

and you would know hecter

Of course I would.

[The Weird One]

through personal experience no doubt