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Postby jnd94 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:28 pm

So its a 90-year old man's birthday. The doorbell rings, and he goes to get it. There, on his porch is a hot chick. She says to him, "Im here to give you super sex"! And the man says, "I'll take the soup."
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:29 pm

Heard that one before. Except I heard the joke with:
"Super pussy!"
"I'll have the soup"
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Postby hecter on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:29 pm

I don't get it :?
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:30 pm

hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:31 pm

jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:32 pm

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny


Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:32 pm

hecter wrote:I don't get it :?

Super Pussy!

He heard
Soup or Pussy!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:32 pm

hecter wrote:I don't get it :?
:shock: I thought you would have! Fir though...
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:33 pm

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny


Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:

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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:33 pm

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand
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Postby hecter on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:35 pm

Sorry, NOW I get it, after you explained it to me, of course. I've had a bit to much to drink though, so...
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:35 pm

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand

I have reached puberty(people don't reach puberty at the age of 15 like you mm10, just a hint)
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand


sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink: BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm

Okay, here's another.

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand


sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink: BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same :roll:
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:36 pm

hecter wrote:Sorry, NOW I get it, after you explained it to me, of course. I've had a bit to much to drink though, so...

That probably explains it
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:39 pm

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand


sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink: BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same :roll:


:shock: I dont get it :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Haha, dumbfuck
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:40 pm

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand


sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink: BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same :roll:


:shock: I dont get it :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Haha, dumbfuck
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to explain what that post is.
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:41 pm

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand


sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink: BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same :roll:

Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:42 pm

misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:I don't get it :?


:lol: soup or sex = supersex
thats really not that funny

Dont worry, Im sure you will get a sesne of humore soon enough. Then you can enjoy jokes. :wink:
actually, little kid jokes like that really arent that funny. When you reach puberty, maybe you will understand


sure sure, you keep thinking that. Or mabe you just dont understand it? Its alright to say so. We all know your ego is too big for the forums, but a little pm to me is fine. :wink: BTW, when you reach puberty, you will see how lame you are at comebacks. :wink:
The hairs on my penis would say otherwise, too bad you cant say the same :roll:


:shock: I dont get it :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Haha, dumbfuck
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to explain what that post is.


I wonder where it came from? Oh ya, I remember....



Misterman's pm to me wrote:I dont get it :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Haha, Dumbfuck
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:42 pm

Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:43 pm

jnd94 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:You need to explain what that post is.


I wonder where it came from? Oh ya, I remember....



Misterman's pm to me wrote:I dont get it :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Haha, Dumbfuck
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
much better
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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:44 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

You get a bit frustrated and rip some hair off her head. Or pussy.
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:45 pm

Iliad wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

You get a bit frustrated and rip some hair off her head. Or pussy.
Wow, so basically the blowjob now has nothing to do with your insult :lol:
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

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Postby Iliad on Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:46 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Dude that's your mom's hair after the daily bj she gives you!
Wait for it... wait for it... the little kiddies are gonna say "burn"

actually, I highly doubt that people have hair in their mouth's. Maybe your species does, but humans dont.

You get a bit frustrated and rip some hair off her head. Or pussy.
Wow, so basically the blowjob now has nothing to do with your insult :lol:

How doesn't it?
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