Advice about guys, for ladies

[Coleman]

What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex

[Anarkistsdream]

What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex

Mine are slightly different

1 Wash my clothes and the towels and washclothes.
2 Stay the hell outta my kitchen, just let me cook and clean it myself.
3 Have sex before bed.
4 Don't complain that I am on my computer when you always choose what is on TV

[2dimes]

What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich and serve it with beer once in a while.
3) Sex

FYP

[Minister Masket]

Every moose is different, Minister Masket, and it also depends on where you measure them.

But I'd say probably three times the circumference of a person at the waist, which I would say is 30 centimeters, so I'll say the circumference of a moose at the waist is 90 centimeters. Which is probably not true.

Ah, but according to Ask a Ninja, the answer is thus:

"It's Michael Palin with his head in a pie, times Douglas Adams squared"

[legendkiller717]

What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex

sounds extremely close to dave chapelle's stand up routine

[legendkiller717]

Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?

Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...

Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?


Janis

so right its hilarious

[joecoolfrog]

Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?

Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...

Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?


Janis

That was my original thought but as there are a few marine iguanas I thought I would let it pass