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Postby firth4eva on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:51 pm

come on people i need your excuses for bringing in home work late, being late, not doing homework and anything else you need excuses for. Dog ate it just doesn't cut it any more.

excuses used for english so far:
Usb is broke but i have it typed up.
Wrote to the end of the page and said i lost the other side.
Running out for this lesson
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:53 pm

Well I was coming home from my uncles having stayed over at the weekend and was doing it on the train. When I got off I forgot it
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Postby diddle on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:53 pm

i occasionly go with the annoyed confused look. I frantically look through my bag, get more annoyed, and in the end, look very upset when i can't find it. Then i say i'll get it to him/her asap.
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Postby The1exile on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:54 pm

"I wrote it in the wrong place" for the first, "Bus didn't come" for the second, and "I was preoccupied with more important pieces of homework/coursework/plain work and so couldn't finish it".

Also if you need to be sick diarrhoea is a surprisingly effective if a tad embarrassing one to use.
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Postby unriggable on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:55 pm

Left it in the printer. so stupid it works.
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Postby Minister Masket on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:55 pm

1) You didn't understand the work.
2) Pretend you have it, reach into your bag and look surprised when you can't find it.

That last one worked surprisingly well for me on many occasions.
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Postby diddle on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:56 pm

Minister Masket wrote:1) You didn't understand the work.
2) Pretend you have it, reach into your bag and look surprised when you can't find it.

That last one worked surprisingly well for me on many occasions.


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Postby The1exile on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:56 pm

The last one I only do genuinely, since ruffling through the filing cabinet that is my bag takes forever.
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Postby Titanic on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:22 pm

Typed is up, email dusn work

I didn know the deadline was today, thought it was another day (you need a group of people and a terrible teacher for this one to work)

family emergency prevented you doing it

attempted it but did it all wrong and didn have time to redo it
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:27 pm

seriously the one that diddle said works, also say u had more important coursework, i always used that.

or as said, diarohea works grwat as a fake illness, go to the toilet alot, but hide ur psp or ds or some mags in there to entertain yourself with
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:30 pm

Yeah, acting like you did it but just can't seem to find it in your bag/folder has worked for me every single time... but that's probably because of the reputation I have as a student (no matter how unfounded it is). I've even seen people try to pull the same thing right after me and get a zero on it... but they're not known for sparkling essays. :roll:

Lesson is: School (and life) is screwed up.

Oh, I know someone who got away with the "dog ate my homework" trick. They took an old essay and crumpled it up beyond recognition, and then tore it, spit on it, ran it through the dirt, etc. It was pretty believable, but c'mon.. saved his grade, though. :lol:
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Postby legendkiller717 on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:33 pm

you spilled something on it on the way in, and you thought they didnt want it ruined...offer to turn it in the next day...then just stall from there
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:34 pm

Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???
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Postby diddle on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:35 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


pwhoar, steady on there :shock:
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:35 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


Uh, no? :wink:

It's actually because of this site that my English grade dropped 11% 4th quarter last year...
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Postby The1exile on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:37 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would ever get done.

And sometimes that last minute isn't long enough to do it all.

So you hand in half and say that you'd made a start but thought it was in for next week.
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Postby Titanic on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:39 pm

diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


pwhoar, steady on there :shock:


Yer, I think your getting a bit ahead of yourself. Btw, stick on topic, stop spamming.
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:40 pm

The1exile wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would ever get done.

And sometimes that last minute isn't long enough to do it all.

So you hand in half and say that you'd made a start but thought it was in for next week.


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Almost every essay I've ever done was completed in 15-30 minutes. On timed writings I basically stare at my paper until I have 20 min. to go...
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:48 pm

diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


pwhoar, steady on there :shock:


did he just say....

*faints*
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:51 pm

diddle wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Oh... I got one guys...

How about you just DO IT AND TURN IT IN!!!???


pwhoar, steady on there :shock:


Did you just call me a password whore or something???

:wink:

And I can honestly say, if I don't turn something in on time, I NEVER turn it in...
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:53 pm

me and you are very alike then. i didnt hand in some coursework for my gcse's two years ago....still got a b in the subject
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:54 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:me and you are very alike then. i didnt hand in some coursework for my gcse's two years ago....still got a b in the subject


Exactly... I'll keep it just like that.
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Postby The1exile on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:55 pm

It is my belief that the ability to talk your way out of deadlines is a more valuable and portable skill than being able to meet them.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:08 pm

I'll vouch for diddle on his as well, it has worked for me numerous times, also, "my computer was acting up on me", "I was working on other homework", "I was busy doing work around the house" also works well.
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Postby freezie on Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:57 pm

''I didn't do it''

I rarely turned anything in. And I passed 1st in class everywhere ( expect French ) almost everytimes.

I geuss getting 95-100% in exams help a lot.
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