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Advice about guys, for ladies

Postby Itrade on Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:56 am

I've noticed that there tend to be a lot of threads and discussions on forums where guys are asking for advice about the ladies, but there's no-one to give them advice on that subject except other guys, who know very little about that subject because guys have never been ladies. This seems to be because there are a surplus amount of guys on the internet compared to ladies.

SO: I have come up with an alternative that will be helpful and informative and fun! Instead of guys asking about ladies, guys can tell ladies about guys. There are tons of guys around so a single lady question will have multiple guy answers! Benefits abound!

And so, ladies of Conquer Club, ask away. Anything about guys can be asked here and will probably be over-answered. Guys, answer the questions to the best of your ability. If there aren't any ladies around asking questions, then just give advice in general.

I will begin!

Ladies, if you want to know if a dude likes you, touch him. Not reach out and touch him, just have your body in contact with his by sitting next to him and moving too close or across from him and touch your feet with his or something. Doesn't have to be obvious. If he likes it he probably won't move away. Then you can either withdraw and wait for him to try and get close enough so that you're touching again, or touch him in a bit more deliberate way and see if how he reacts. If you're fairly sure he likes you, find an exuse to touch his hand or hair or something. Body language will give away everything at that point.

NOTE: Pretty much all advice in this thread will be generalized. Obviously not all guys are the same, but this advice should work with the majority. Or the guy posting. Or both.
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Postby got tonkaed on Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:58 am

i feel this thread will not end well....so i just wanted to be here so i could say i was apart of it when it started....
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Postby Stopper on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:06 am

Excellent advice for the ladies! Do you have any more, Itrade?
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Postby Serbia on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:07 am

Please Itrade, tell all, this could greatly help us guys out!
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Postby joecoolfrog on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:19 am

I always find it encouraging if a girl doesnt vomit within 5 minutes of meeting me :lol:
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Postby got tonkaed on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:20 am

joecoolfrog wrote:I always find it encouraging if a girl doesnt vomit within 5 minutes of meeting me :lol:


its a refreshing change from teh stauts quo isnt it?
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Re: Advice about guys, for ladies

Postby xtratabasco on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:42 am

Itrade wrote:
I will begin!

Ladies, if you want to know if a dude likes you, touch him.



Yes the wanker test always works, just touch it, he will get the idea.



actually good advice....
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:01 am

So obviously this immedeatly becomes a sausage fest.

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Postby Treeluvr87 on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:46 am

Oh oh oh! Look! I'm totally a girl! I even have a girly avatar with my kitty on a fake ipod screen!

Sorry, though, I don't really think I need "guy" advice. My guy is pretty unique and so much more transparent than he thinks he is.

Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!
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Postby autoload on Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:39 am

Treeluvr87 wrote:Oh oh oh! Look! I'm totally a girl! I even have a girly avatar with my kitty on a fake ipod screen!

Sorry, though, I don't really think I need "guy" advice. My guy is pretty unique and so much more transparent than he thinks he is.

Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!


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Postby Serbia on Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:59 am

Treeluvr87 wrote:Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!


Actually guys are all the same. Except gay guys. Who are the same as regular guys, except they aren't thinking of girls, just other guys.
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Postby wicked on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:28 am

dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story. :lol:
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Postby Norse on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:30 am

Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.
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Postby firth4eva on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:30 am

Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.


bit of an expert are you?
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Postby rebelman on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:32 am

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story. :lol:


i disagree i have at least one more since I have been single again, I have had to do all my own ironing, I would happily look after the cooking if she would tackle the ironing for me. :wink:
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Postby Norse on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:33 am

firth4eva wrote:
Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.


bit of an expert are you?


Well, I know what I like :wink:
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby wicked on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:35 am

poor/lazy man's iron: use the dryer with a damp towel

.... or buy wrinkle-resistant clothes. :wink:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:35 am

Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.


Do you show them how you do it?
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Postby Norse on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:37 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.


Do you show them how you do it?


I show them what to do (ie...guide them)
And being an expert cunnilingust, who more often than not makes them squirt their little pussies off, they are more than happy to oblige...
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Postby The Weird One on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:49 am

Got Tonkad was right. :roll:
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Postby kwanton on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:00 pm

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story. :lol:



I was gonna contest this but then I realized that I was both hungry and horny.


Touche wicked.
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Postby Norse on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:11 pm

I've just eaten a chicken sandwich, and then beaten one of...

All of a sudden I feel very empty :(
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suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Minister Masket on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:13 pm

Sad. Very sad.
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Postby Titanic on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:32 pm

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story. :lol:


I think sport and gaming should be added into there.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:41 pm

Titanic wrote:
wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story. :lol:


I think sport and gaming should be added into there.
And possibly sleep, other then that, that's about it. :wink:
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