The Raging Awesome Party

[borox0]

We've kinda hijaked this thread into Chuck Norris haven't we?

[mr. incrediball]

My favorite is: Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

That's... ...just....

here's an awesome one:

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

[borox0]

Another good one: The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

[mr. incrediball]

Another good one: The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

[borox0]

I started a Chuck Norris thread so we don't have to keep using this one.

[mr. incrediball]

ok then!

um... what's this thread about?

[borox0]

check the first page