If you could ask 3 questions...

[Bertros Bertros]

Bill Shakes:

1. Did you really write all your plays or are you the second greatest literary hoodwink ever?
2. If loves labours lost then what was the score? Surely not Patrick Doyle...
3. What were you on when you wrote Midsummer Nights Dream and where can I get some? (Assuming you wrote it of course).

Jesus H:

1. Are you really the son of God or are you the greatest literary hoodwink ever?
2. You put Judas up to it, right?
3. When you do the second coming thing would you consider suspending yourself in a perspex box above Tower Bridge for 44 days? If so can I advise you reconsider the location, this sort of thing just doesn't work on the Brits.

[diddle]

Ask Oswald if he really shot JFK
Ask Bin Laden where he is hiding and his plans for the next few days
Dunno bout a 3rd...

they have to be dead, dumbass

[sam_levi_11]

he said alive or , dumbass

[Titanic]

Ask Oswald if he really shot JFK
Ask Bin Laden where he is hiding and his plans for the next few days
Dunno bout a 3rd...

they have to be dead, dumbass

to anyone alive or dead who would you ask and what would they be?

I'm sorry, what?

[diddle]

Ask Oswald if he really shot JFK
Ask Bin Laden where he is hiding and his plans for the next few days
Dunno bout a 3rd...

they have to be dead, dumbass

to anyone alive or dead who would you ask and what would they be?

I'm sorry, what?

whats that, i can't hear you here in my bubble of shame and stupidity!

[jay_a2j]

O.J. Simpson


If you didn't do it, why would you write a book Titled, "If I did it...."?

Since you can't have the same defense attorney, who are you gonna get for this crime?

Did you actually believe we all bought the "If the glove don't fit" defense?

[Minister Masket]

Barry Scott

1) How can you wear an apron and still look cool?
2) Does Cillit Bang remove blood?
3) Why oh why must you shout all the frikken time!?

[Titanic]

Barry Scott

1) How can you wear an apron and still look cool?
2) Does Cillit Bang remove blood?
3) Why oh why must you shout all the frikken time!?

Lol, those adverts are so annoying. Why does he shout all the time?