Incandenza wrote:Sounds like it could be Escape from New York.
I was thinking that too!

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Sackett58 wrote:Person A: It's not confidence, ma'am; it's honesty. I just hate to see a beautiful woman going all to waste.
Person B: Waste, did you say? There's a subject I might tell you something about. I know several kinds of waste, Sergeant. You're probably not even remotely aware of some of them. Would you like to hear? For instance, what about the house without a child? There's one sort for you. Then there's another... You're doing fine, Sergeant. My husband's off somewhere, and it's raining outside, and we're both drinking now. You've probably only got one thing wrong. The lady herself. The lady's not what she seems. She's a... washout, if you know what I mean... and I'm sure you know what I mean!
Sackett58 wrote:Sackett58 wrote:Person A: It's not confidence, ma'am; it's honesty. I just hate to see a beautiful woman going all to waste.
Person B: Waste, did you say? There's a subject I might tell you something about. I know several kinds of waste, Sergeant. You're probably not even remotely aware of some of them. Would you like to hear? For instance, what about the house without a child? There's one sort for you. Then there's another... You're doing fine, Sergeant. My husband's off somewhere, and it's raining outside, and we're both drinking now. You've probably only got one thing wrong. The lady herself. The lady's not what she seems. She's a... washout, if you know what I mean... and I'm sure you know what I mean!
2nd Hint:
Person A: Tough monkey. Guys like you end up in the stockade sooner or later. Some day you'll walk in; I'll be waiting. I'll show you a couple of things.
A: my mum had to get a restraining order against my step-dad. he had emotional problems
B: i have those too. what kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
A: he stabbed my mum four times in the chest
B: oh.
28 days.6 hours.42 minutes.12 seconds. that is when the world... will end.
gethine wrote:fair enoughA: my mum had to get a restraining order against my step-dad. he had emotional problems
B: i have those too. what kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
A: he stabbed my mum four times in the chest
B: oh.
2nd quote28 days.6 hours.42 minutes.12 seconds. that is when the world... will end.
The millennium is almost upon us. In a few months, we will be living in the nineteenth century. But our courts continue to rely on medieval devices of torture.
DoomYoshi wrote:
vote talapus
You lying sack of cunt!
Talapus wrote:Easy one...great movie:
"First D.J.: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
Second D.J.: [mockingly] That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!"
First D.J.: Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
Second D.J.: Especially cold!
First D.J.: Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
Second D.J.: - On their chapped lips... "
Sackett58 wrote:Talapus wrote:Easy one...great movie:
"First D.J.: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
Second D.J.: [mockingly] That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!"
First D.J.: Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
Second D.J.: Especially cold!
First D.J.: Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
Second D.J.: - On their chapped lips... "
Groundhog Day?
DoomYoshi wrote:
vote talapus
You lying sack of cunt!
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